Sir Mattrick Stewart
@darthastuart.bsky.social
My new EP, Weak Left Hand, is available to stream! Find it and much more here: http://linktr.ee/matt.springer
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I'm performing LIVE and in person here in Columbus, OH at the great Spoonful Records on February 22! Love this shop and really looking forward to this. If you are near, please come! If you are far, please share! I believe that the heart will go on! #columbusOH
Thanks to @moryan.bsky.social here's Lee Elia's famous "PRINT IT" speech, reimagined as the opening crawl to a Star Wars movie. starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io?utm_source=w...
Star Wars Intro Creator
Create your own Star Wars opening crawl.
starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io
May 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thanks to @moryan.bsky.social here's Lee Elia's famous "PRINT IT" speech, reimagined as the opening crawl to a Star Wars movie. starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io?utm_source=w...
oh shit, I owe like hundreds of dollars in tolls in England, I just got a text, I've never even been there, I'm so fucked
May 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
oh shit, I owe like hundreds of dollars in tolls in England, I just got a text, I've never even been there, I'm so fucked
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“…You wouldn’t like it, though. It’s more of a SHELBYVILLE IDEA.”
“The product will be capable of being fully aware of a user’s surroundings and life, will be unobtrusive, able to rest in one’s pocket or on one’s desk, and will be a third core device a person would put on a desk after a MacBook Pro and an iPhone.” 🫠
Exclusive | What Sam Altman Told OpenAI About the Secret Device He’s Making With Jony Ive
The idea is a “chance to do the biggest thing we’ve ever done as a company here,” Altman told OpenAI employees Wednesday.
www.wsj.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“…You wouldn’t like it, though. It’s more of a SHELBYVILLE IDEA.”
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Russell’s wasting no time getting to the conclave
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Russell’s wasting no time getting to the conclave
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Mar 17th 1993 - After posing as a janitor, Richard Kimble is spotted by Samuel Gerard. He chases Kimble, who escapes through a security door and then hides among a #StPatricksDay parade.
📽️📅 The Fugitive (1993)
📽️📅 The Fugitive (1993)
March 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Mar 17th 1993 - After posing as a janitor, Richard Kimble is spotted by Samuel Gerard. He chases Kimble, who escapes through a security door and then hides among a #StPatricksDay parade.
📽️📅 The Fugitive (1993)
📽️📅 The Fugitive (1993)
“Chuck is basically my idol, so I can’t tell you how excited I was to do that backstage champagne toast with him and get the autographed tote bag,” said Angston...
Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
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March 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Chuck is basically my idol, so I can’t tell you how excited I was to do that backstage champagne toast with him and get the autographed tote bag,” said Angston...
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Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
theonion.com/dejecte...
theonion.com/dejecte...
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
theonion.com/dejecte...
theonion.com/dejecte...
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"Look at me.
I'm the prime minister of Ireland."
I'm the prime minister of Ireland."
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Look at me.
I'm the prime minister of Ireland."
I'm the prime minister of Ireland."
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1. EXCLUSIVE
An internal Social Security Administration memo, dated March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, lays out a plan to sabotage the agency.
The memo itself predicts "service disruption," "operational strain," and "budget shortfalls" will result.
Follow this thread for details.
🧵
An internal Social Security Administration memo, dated March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, lays out a plan to sabotage the agency.
The memo itself predicts "service disruption," "operational strain," and "budget shortfalls" will result.
Follow this thread for details.
🧵
EXCLUSIVE: Memo details Trump plan to sabotage the Social Security Administration
An internal Social Security Administration (SSA) memo, sent on March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, details proposed changes to the claims process that would debilitate the agency, cause sign...
popular.info
March 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
1. EXCLUSIVE
An internal Social Security Administration memo, dated March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, lays out a plan to sabotage the agency.
The memo itself predicts "service disruption," "operational strain," and "budget shortfalls" will result.
Follow this thread for details.
🧵
An internal Social Security Administration memo, dated March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, lays out a plan to sabotage the agency.
The memo itself predicts "service disruption," "operational strain," and "budget shortfalls" will result.
Follow this thread for details.
🧵
There are corners of the internet where the thirst on this announcement is toppling entire empires
A mask-free Orville Peck is starring in 'Cabaret' on Broadway
Orville Peck Unmasks For 'Cabaret' On Broadway
The mask has always been a huge part of Orville Peck’s presentation and mystique. When Peck, a former indie rocker, debuted his queer country persona with his 2019 debut album Pony, he kept his face h...
www.stereogum.com
March 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There are corners of the internet where the thirst on this announcement is toppling entire empires
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Ah, he never disappoints.
March 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ah, he never disappoints.
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Me, every time someone posts something news related
July 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Me, every time someone posts something news related
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"Happy St. Patrick's day, loser."
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"Happy St. Patrick's day, loser."
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This ended up being timely (and will be timely many more times before this is all over, I'm afraid) stancilculture.substack.com/p/crisis-is-...
March 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This ended up being timely (and will be timely many more times before this is all over, I'm afraid) stancilculture.substack.com/p/crisis-is-...
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That's exactly what the yes votes today signaled: there is no bill bad enough for us to block it.
As bad as this one is, the next one will be magnitudes worse and include all sorts of horrors.
As bad as this one is, the next one will be magnitudes worse and include all sorts of horrors.
March 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That's exactly what the yes votes today signaled: there is no bill bad enough for us to block it.
As bad as this one is, the next one will be magnitudes worse and include all sorts of horrors.
As bad as this one is, the next one will be magnitudes worse and include all sorts of horrors.
If nothing else, the spineless failure of Trump’s 8 Dems is another kick in the shins to the ongoing viability of “call your senators! They are scared! This will change things!”
March 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If nothing else, the spineless failure of Trump’s 8 Dems is another kick in the shins to the ongoing viability of “call your senators! They are scared! This will change things!”
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F them, and primary all 8:
Cortez Masto D-NV
Durbin D-IL
Schatz D-HI
Schumer D-NY
King I-ME
Fetterman D -PA
Peters D-MI
Hassan D-NH
Cortez Masto D-NV
Durbin D-IL
Schatz D-HI
Schumer D-NY
King I-ME
Fetterman D -PA
Peters D-MI
Hassan D-NH
March 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
F them, and primary all 8:
Cortez Masto D-NV
Durbin D-IL
Schatz D-HI
Schumer D-NY
King I-ME
Fetterman D -PA
Peters D-MI
Hassan D-NH
Cortez Masto D-NV
Durbin D-IL
Schatz D-HI
Schumer D-NY
King I-ME
Fetterman D -PA
Peters D-MI
Hassan D-NH
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again, we're americans. we don't have masters. we're not slaves. we talk back to our leaders. and they work for us. we don't cower before clowns. that's our civic tradition going back centuries. i'll lash my to that tradition and go where it takes me
March 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
again, we're americans. we don't have masters. we're not slaves. we talk back to our leaders. and they work for us. we don't cower before clowns. that's our civic tradition going back centuries. i'll lash my to that tradition and go where it takes me
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It’s awesome that Senate Democrats are voting to pass Trump’s budget while he’s at the DOJ calling them a bunch of criminals and saying newspapers and MSNBC should be illegal. That’s great, good job guys.
March 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It’s awesome that Senate Democrats are voting to pass Trump’s budget while he’s at the DOJ calling them a bunch of criminals and saying newspapers and MSNBC should be illegal. That’s great, good job guys.
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New Yorkers and DC residents trying to talk with @schumer.senate.gov are having to push notes through a locked door with police posted outside.
March 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
New Yorkers and DC residents trying to talk with @schumer.senate.gov are having to push notes through a locked door with police posted outside.
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I come back to this a lot because somehow it's even more true: Every Democrat over the age of 70 should make this their last term. www.thedailybeast.com/aging-democr...
Aging Democrats Are Still Telling the Same Old Story. It’s Time to Turn the Page
The political arena has changed drastically since many of our leaders' glory days.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I come back to this a lot because somehow it's even more true: Every Democrat over the age of 70 should make this their last term. www.thedailybeast.com/aging-democr...
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You can get this book right here.
March 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You can get this book right here.