Darth Altius
@darthaltius.bsky.social
I was a liker, not a tweeter at the old place. Perhaps I’ll spread my wings here. On Wisconsin.
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy improves every year
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy improves every year
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Ryan Braun? The 8th place finisher in the alumni home run derby?
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Ryan Braun? The 8th place finisher in the alumni home run derby?
my non-televised, in-person private whiskey friday remains very real
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
my non-televised, in-person private whiskey friday remains very real
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scan your favorite ICE agents to collect them all..... before they collect YOU
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
scan your favorite ICE agents to collect them all..... before they collect YOU
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Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
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unserious as long as this dude is the coach
I’ll admit I’m far more casual on the Packers than the other teams around here, but wtf is MLF’s deal? Looks like he tries so hard to project “young, fearless, and creative” and then goes out and coaches not to lose.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
unserious as long as this dude is the coach
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Michael Irvin is seconds from bursting into flame
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Michael Irvin is seconds from bursting into flame
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a targeting followed by a hilariously late hit, the u really is back 🙌
January 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
a targeting followed by a hilariously late hit, the u really is back 🙌
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Cackling
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Cackling
that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
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One reason the NFL became so dominant was the short-and-sweet nature of its schedule, relatively speaking. "This is when you pay attention." The fall, and on Sunday afternoons. They seem intent on finding the breaking point there. Regular season dragging farther into Jan really risks becoming a slog
January 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
One reason the NFL became so dominant was the short-and-sweet nature of its schedule, relatively speaking. "This is when you pay attention." The fall, and on Sunday afternoons. They seem intent on finding the breaking point there. Regular season dragging farther into Jan really risks becoming a slog
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I feel like the 17-game season is getting worse instead of better. The year just already feels spiritually over
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I feel like the 17-game season is getting worse instead of better. The year just already feels spiritually over
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We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
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it's Toledo's???
I want someone’s band to run out on the field
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
it's Toledo's???
I want someone’s band to run out on the field
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I want someone’s band to run out on the field
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LEAVE THE STAGE ON THE FIELD
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
LEAVE THE STAGE ON THE FIELD
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this game was weak until my favorite referees started wracking up some consequential calls. I'm wearing my ref shirt
January 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
this game was weak until my favorite referees started wracking up some consequential calls. I'm wearing my ref shirt
I resolved to remember more guys this year and I’m already doing great. Happy New Year, everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I resolved to remember more guys this year and I’m already doing great. Happy New Year, everyone.
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This is how Keith Jackson opened the ABC broadcast for the Ohio State-Miami national title game.
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is how Keith Jackson opened the ABC broadcast for the Ohio State-Miami national title game.
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Hawaii Bowl is about to kick off, so let's gather 'round for this year's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social telling of:
The Night Ham Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
and though tomorrow was lamb,
That night I was peckish
With a craving for ham.
The Night Ham Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
and though tomorrow was lamb,
That night I was peckish
With a craving for ham.
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hawaii Bowl is about to kick off, so let's gather 'round for this year's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social telling of:
The Night Ham Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
and though tomorrow was lamb,
That night I was peckish
With a craving for ham.
The Night Ham Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
and though tomorrow was lamb,
That night I was peckish
With a craving for ham.