Darren
@darrenjones.bsky.social
He/Him 🇨🇦
I have a cat and drive the Zamboni.
I have a cat and drive the Zamboni.
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The seal has been broken on the seasonal shoebox.
Hopefully my Woody Totem shall protect me from the Dartmouth Mall Cryptid for another year!
Hopefully my Woody Totem shall protect me from the Dartmouth Mall Cryptid for another year!
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The seal has been broken on the seasonal shoebox.
Hopefully my Woody Totem shall protect me from the Dartmouth Mall Cryptid for another year!
Hopefully my Woody Totem shall protect me from the Dartmouth Mall Cryptid for another year!
Scenes from Albert and Vic
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Scenes from Albert and Vic
Grey Cup 2025 for the Riders! And in Winnipeg too, couldn't happen in a better spot
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Grey Cup 2025 for the Riders! And in Winnipeg too, couldn't happen in a better spot
8-point game with 6 minutes to go is way closer than I want it to be
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
8-point game with 6 minutes to go is way closer than I want it to be
What happened to Gainer's cousin Leonard? I hope he's doing okay
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What happened to Gainer's cousin Leonard? I hope he's doing okay
Really glad to see TSN whipping out the 90s CGI for the commercial bumpers, so much better than the AI ones they've been using in pretty much every way
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Really glad to see TSN whipping out the 90s CGI for the commercial bumpers, so much better than the AI ones they've been using in pretty much every way
15-7 at the half, so far so good
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
15-7 at the half, so far so good
Great catch to end the first
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Great catch to end the first
Why is Coinbase on the flag that's fucking gross
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why is Coinbase on the flag that's fucking gross
@syretha.bsky.social A national institution.
Woody The Talking Tree has awakened from his slumber to usher in another Christmas season.
While he may seem slightly unsettling, all Woody asks for is Cinnabon sacrifices.
But where did he come from?
This is the story of Woody The Talking Tree.
🧵1/6
While he may seem slightly unsettling, all Woody asks for is Cinnabon sacrifices.
But where did he come from?
This is the story of Woody The Talking Tree.
🧵1/6
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@syretha.bsky.social A national institution.
Just fucking brutal. Nothing else to say.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Just fucking brutal. Nothing else to say.
Alright Max light them up
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Alright Max light them up
Game 7 in five hours, wearing my Jays jersey to work and hoping I don't get grease all over it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Game 7 in five hours, wearing my Jays jersey to work and hoping I don't get grease all over it.
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Alex Colville (Canada, 1920-2013)
"Moon and Cow,"1963
Oil and synthetic resin on hardboard
68.5 x 91.4 cm
"Moon and Cow,"1963
Oil and synthetic resin on hardboard
68.5 x 91.4 cm
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Alex Colville (Canada, 1920-2013)
"Moon and Cow,"1963
Oil and synthetic resin on hardboard
68.5 x 91.4 cm
"Moon and Cow,"1963
Oil and synthetic resin on hardboard
68.5 x 91.4 cm
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Can't wait to see the Dome full again, excited to see the crowd shots but hoping they do something like the Olympics where there's cuts to different watch parties around the country.
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Can't wait to see the Dome full again, excited to see the crowd shots but hoping they do something like the Olympics where there's cuts to different watch parties around the country.
BatCat says Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
BatCat says Happy Halloween
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Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series
Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following last night's elimination of the New York Yankees, the United States Department of War has advised the White House that the Toronto Blue Jays are "perilously close" to acqui...
www.thebeaverton.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series
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Blue Jay (rotated), by Helen Frankenthaler, 1963, 📸 by @haffeyphoto
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Blue Jay (rotated), by Helen Frankenthaler, 1963, 📸 by @haffeyphoto
Not surprised to see so many of them in Regina but I am surprised to see so many of in one place. We're terrible at organizing at the best of times and getting that many of those fucks out and downtown on a random Sunday isn't nothing.
Members of one of Canada’s largest white nationalist networks held a show of, um, force(?) in downtown Ottawa and in Regina over the weekend.
It was a pathetic display, but one we should unfortunately still talk about (with some research help from @antihate.ca!)
So let's do that:
It was a pathetic display, but one we should unfortunately still talk about (with some research help from @antihate.ca!)
So let's do that:
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Not surprised to see so many of them in Regina but I am surprised to see so many of in one place. We're terrible at organizing at the best of times and getting that many of those fucks out and downtown on a random Sunday isn't nothing.
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should go to bed but what if i just stared into the void some more
i have an interview with the ceo of translink in ten hours and i fear my questions will become:
- “would you have pitched to ohtani in the 7th”
- “dodgers stadium, all that parking, hey”
- (wipes eyes, curses utter breath several times)
- “would you have pitched to ohtani in the 7th”
- “dodgers stadium, all that parking, hey”
- (wipes eyes, curses utter breath several times)
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
should go to bed but what if i just stared into the void some more
Listened to the Jays game for nearly 7 hours at work and they lose it 10 minutes before I clock out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Listened to the Jays game for nearly 7 hours at work and they lose it 10 minutes before I clock out.
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They pulled a similar stunt in Regina. Losers.
October 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
They pulled a similar stunt in Regina. Losers.