Christopher
@darktopher.bsky.social
I am sometimes calm and wise.
They are currently filming Once Upon a Time In Hollywood, part 2 right now in Westwood.
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They are currently filming Once Upon a Time In Hollywood, part 2 right now in Westwood.
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The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation.
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation.
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We can't allow ourselves to become numb to mass shootings. What happened today in Minneapolis is heartbreaking, and Michelle and I are praying for the parents who have lost a child or will be sitting at their hospital bedside after yet another act of unspeakable, unnecessary violence.
August 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We can't allow ourselves to become numb to mass shootings. What happened today in Minneapolis is heartbreaking, and Michelle and I are praying for the parents who have lost a child or will be sitting at their hospital bedside after yet another act of unspeakable, unnecessary violence.
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Start at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Start at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
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Cracker Barrel changed the logo back
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Cracker Barrel changed the logo back
Alien Earth on Hulu is surpisingly good!
August 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Alien Earth on Hulu is surpisingly good!
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Last night in London, this happened.
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
December 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Last night in London, this happened.
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
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A few years ago, a tweet like this—not just pathetic for obvious reasons, but also lame and unfunny—would’ve been ratio’d into the earth. Now it has 22k likes because the other app artificially boosts and bots the worst opinions from the biggest losers.
Just a shame. That’s all.
Just a shame. That’s all.
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
A few years ago, a tweet like this—not just pathetic for obvious reasons, but also lame and unfunny—would’ve been ratio’d into the earth. Now it has 22k likes because the other app artificially boosts and bots the worst opinions from the biggest losers.
Just a shame. That’s all.
Just a shame. That’s all.
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Bumping the NFL starter pack and list ahead of today’s games—been adding people all the time as they join 👇👇👇
Good morning Bluesky!!
I updated my starter pack of NFL follows—if you’ve already subscribed, there are new names: go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
Also, I made a LIST featuring those voices + some others that you can use as an NFL timeline. Just pin it to your home: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Please share!
I updated my starter pack of NFL follows—if you’ve already subscribed, there are new names: go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
Also, I made a LIST featuring those voices + some others that you can use as an NFL timeline. Just pin it to your home: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Please share!
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Bumping the NFL starter pack and list ahead of today’s games—been adding people all the time as they join 👇👇👇
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NEW: X has become a hotbed of neo-Nazi content under Elon Musk. We identified the operators of four anonymous accounts that share racist, antisemitic, and neo-Nazi content. Three live in Texas. Musk has replied to two of them. One works for the Navy.
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
Revealed: the Operators Behind Four Major Neo-Nazi X Accounts
Anonymity has long been a tactic used by extremists to spread their ideology while avoiding social consequences, from Klansmen hoods to online pseudonyms.
www.texasobserver.org
December 4, 2024 at 2:13 PM
NEW: X has become a hotbed of neo-Nazi content under Elon Musk. We identified the operators of four anonymous accounts that share racist, antisemitic, and neo-Nazi content. Three live in Texas. Musk has replied to two of them. One works for the Navy.
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 27, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Cop: sit on that chair, we're gonna interrogate you
Lawyer (whispering): deny everything
Me (loudly): that isn't a chair
Lawyer (whispering): deny everything
Me (loudly): that isn't a chair
November 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Cop: sit on that chair, we're gonna interrogate you
Lawyer (whispering): deny everything
Me (loudly): that isn't a chair
Lawyer (whispering): deny everything
Me (loudly): that isn't a chair
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CO-WORKER: Man, people who keep quoting Game Of Thrones when you talk to them are really annoying
ME: It is known
ME: It is known
November 25, 2024 at 5:03 AM
CO-WORKER: Man, people who keep quoting Game Of Thrones when you talk to them are really annoying
ME: It is known
ME: It is known
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*walking my wife down the aisle toward her father during the divorce proceedings*
November 24, 2024 at 2:12 PM
*walking my wife down the aisle toward her father during the divorce proceedings*
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kids, before 9/11 you could have sex with the pilots right there in the aisle
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
kids, before 9/11 you could have sex with the pilots right there in the aisle