Defender X
@darkmysticmaster.bsky.social
Black n Nerdy. Political if you push me.
Trying to be a good noodle.
Trying to be a good noodle.
If I go to your house, and you've made a matcha turkey...
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I go to your house, and you've made a matcha turkey...
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
Knowing the lore behind five nights at Freddy's, when I drove past Popeyes and saw the advertisements I was like NOPE...
But then A lady that looks like living candy reviewed it...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRiVdsV...
But then A lady that looks like living candy reviewed it...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRiVdsV...
Tyquincia James on Instagram: "The lore behind this Popeye’s meal made it IMPOSSIBLE for me not to check out.
(Five Nights at Freddy’s Popeye’s Meal — check comments for the full review.) #foodreview ...
This video review dives into the Popeyes Five Nights at Freddy's meal, exploring its flavors, textures, and the story behind the inspiration. The reviewer shares their honest thoughts on the meal, hig...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Knowing the lore behind five nights at Freddy's, when I drove past Popeyes and saw the advertisements I was like NOPE...
But then A lady that looks like living candy reviewed it...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRiVdsV...
But then A lady that looks like living candy reviewed it...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRiVdsV...
This would have did NUMBERS in '87. The sequel to wild wild West by Kool Moe Dee...
This is about 40 years too late. Boot Barn would have been a billion dollar company 🤣
This is about 40 years too late. Boot Barn would have been a billion dollar company 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This would have did NUMBERS in '87. The sequel to wild wild West by Kool Moe Dee...
This is about 40 years too late. Boot Barn would have been a billion dollar company 🤣
This is about 40 years too late. Boot Barn would have been a billion dollar company 🤣
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
When This inevitably happens, and a reporter claps back...
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When This inevitably happens, and a reporter claps back...
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
Bias and partisanship aside...
Does this look presidential? 🤔
Does this look presidential? 🤔
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Bias and partisanship aside...
Does this look presidential? 🤔
Does this look presidential? 🤔
Bias and partisanship aside...
Does this look presidential to you? 🤔
Does this look presidential to you? 🤔
Q: You said this suspect was flown in under the Biden admin. But was he granted asylum under your administration?
TRUMP: Uh, when it comes to asylum, when they're flown in, it's very hard to get them out no matter how you want to do it. But we're gonna be getting them all out now. *slams table*
TRUMP: Uh, when it comes to asylum, when they're flown in, it's very hard to get them out no matter how you want to do it. But we're gonna be getting them all out now. *slams table*
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Bias and partisanship aside...
Does this look presidential to you? 🤔
Does this look presidential to you? 🤔
I haven't played Jeff since the Christmas event last year, but I still would have paid good money for his business suit.
#marvelrivals Not only made it the best skin in the game, but they gave it away for free.
That's how you keep players.
youtube.com/shorts/vQqwH...
#marvelrivals Not only made it the best skin in the game, but they gave it away for free.
That's how you keep players.
youtube.com/shorts/vQqwH...
Sharp suit, deadlier moves every time | Jeff's Business Shark Costume Reveal | #MarvelRivals
YouTube video by Marvel Rivals
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November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I haven't played Jeff since the Christmas event last year, but I still would have paid good money for his business suit.
#marvelrivals Not only made it the best skin in the game, but they gave it away for free.
That's how you keep players.
youtube.com/shorts/vQqwH...
#marvelrivals Not only made it the best skin in the game, but they gave it away for free.
That's how you keep players.
youtube.com/shorts/vQqwH...
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
If you ever want to piss off a southern or black nerd, remind them that Jean Gray wants fussed at Gambit for wanting to add spice to her food....
youtu.be/yHTAUclH01U?...
youtu.be/yHTAUclH01U?...
Iron Chef: X-Men
YouTube video by wtfxmen
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November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you ever want to piss off a southern or black nerd, remind them that Jean Gray wants fussed at Gambit for wanting to add spice to her food....
youtu.be/yHTAUclH01U?...
youtu.be/yHTAUclH01U?...
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Ngl, I'm excited to see some low vibrational plates.
Hopefully we still do that
Hopefully we still do that
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ngl, I'm excited to see some low vibrational plates.
Hopefully we still do that
Hopefully we still do that
Once again, absolute canon.
I will accept no other explanations.
I will accept no other explanations.
Take it further.
On this day 175 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from Omega Shenron. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the second Thanksgiving was had.
On this day 175 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from Omega Shenron. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the second Thanksgiving was had.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Once again, absolute canon.
I will accept no other explanations.
I will accept no other explanations.
It's gonna flop ... Again...
But this time im getting a controller...
For the PC i already have.
But this time im getting a controller...
For the PC i already have.
Valve has provided the strongest indication yet that the Steam Machine price will be set with similar performance PCs in mind, and confirmed it has no plans to subsidize the hardware like console manufacturers do by eating a big loss on each unit sold. bit.ly/4inD36F
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It's gonna flop ... Again...
But this time im getting a controller...
For the PC i already have.
But this time im getting a controller...
For the PC i already have.
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Jeff de Boer has made an entire career out of crafting tiny plate armor. He's compelled by the idea of the underdog finding an edge; something so small being so well-protected. n.pr/48jQyzx
This artist designs intricate suits of armor. The intended wearer? A humble mouse
Jeff de Boer has made an entire career out of crafting tiny plate armor. He's compelled by the idea of the underdog finding an edge; something so small being so well-protected.
n.pr
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Jeff de Boer has made an entire career out of crafting tiny plate armor. He's compelled by the idea of the underdog finding an edge; something so small being so well-protected. n.pr/48jQyzx
This is Canon.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This is Canon.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
At least 30% of my online PVP and PVE interactions.
My teammates don't really have the whole "thinking" thing down.
My teammates don't really have the whole "thinking" thing down.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
At least 30% of my online PVP and PVE interactions.
My teammates don't really have the whole "thinking" thing down.
My teammates don't really have the whole "thinking" thing down.
And wondering if MTG is going to try and usurp the magaT movement.
Honestly, I'm actually starting to sip the Kool-Aid that these brainless idiots might actually finally be splitting up.
Honestly, I'm actually starting to sip the Kool-Aid that these brainless idiots might actually finally be splitting up.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
And wondering if MTG is going to try and usurp the magaT movement.
Honestly, I'm actually starting to sip the Kool-Aid that these brainless idiots might actually finally be splitting up.
Honestly, I'm actually starting to sip the Kool-Aid that these brainless idiots might actually finally be splitting up.
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TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
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Could you imagine if they exposed the countries of origin of the accounts on truth social?
Scooby Doo Fred Jones GIF
Alt: Scooby Doo's Fred Jones uncovers a guy dressed in a Klan hood
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November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Could you imagine if they exposed the countries of origin of the accounts on truth social?
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November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM