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Defender X
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Black n Nerdy. AI doomer, yet allegedly an AI bro.
Still a good noodle.
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Grogu on the Razor Crest was always fun, can't help but think of the time when Mando needed Grogu to help him fix the ship lol

I'm glad the Razor Crest is back for sure, a very cool simplified ship design if you ask me.
#StarWars
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I kind of want this
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February 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I thought this was about something completely different...
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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being AI means never having to say you're sorry
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Talking to my crush about Chris Rock's "good hair" documentary, and it reminded me of all the times I missed out on certain activities because my lady friend didn't want to sweat out their hairdo...

Good times...
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That regular Nintendo Kidz bop looking anarchist symbol has me floored 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weird that kept happening 🙄

(Thanks for using alt-txt btw)
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I'm never going to forget this classic...
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
*decorated and labeled appropriately
The headquarters of the Republican Party in Eau Claire County, Wisconsin, was vandalized.
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I can go on about this for hours, especially if you need celestial coercion to be a good person.
being religious does not make you a "good" person.
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
What a time to be alive...
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#ad
February 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I put curry in my gumbo, so now and actually tastes better The next day.

I don't think I've gotten through half of it yet.

Ça c'est bon cheré....
a man is sitting at a table with his head down
Alt: Gordon Ramsay is sitting at a table with his head down
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
That's the whole point of lobbyist.

Dropping 500,000 to save several million Is business as usual.

It's why you still have to pay for your health insurance instead of it being universal. Somebody's pockets are getting aligned.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
All very simple
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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The damage caused by Operation Metro Surge doesn’t disappear just because it’s ending. Families were torn apart. Small businesses lost millions. Students’ learning was disrupted.

We’re focused on supporting our neighbors and small businesses as we move forward. They need us more than ever.
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I actually don't know why our defense budget is so high... Especially since we don't control WAY more territory than we do.
JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I always keeps that THANG on me...
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- The veteran dude would be the first one to get eaten.
- I damn near have to learn spades and gunpoint. If gentle spades was a thing when I was coming up, I would be a spades champion.
- I want to go to the new Jack swing pajama jammy jam.
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
*thunderous groans*
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
"The battle for control of the House of Representatives in 2026 will be decided primarily in Trump country," writes Ronald Brownstein. | Analysis
https://cnn.it/4aWvFvZ
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Boss makes a dollar.
I make a dime.
That's why 💩 on company time.
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Like claiming to be a vegan, then wearing leather and working for the beef lobby in the middle of a zoo.
"This aged like milk." 🥛
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I wonder if the leopards are tired of eating faces?
February 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The lamest among us think that kids literally saying anything is supposed to be the new cool...

Not realizing that they're at the tail end of trendy
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I knew I recognized those vibes somewhere...
"You're gonna punch me?"

"Yeah."

"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."

"Okay."
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM