Defender X
@darkmysticmaster.bsky.social
Black n Nerdy. AI doomer, yet allegedly an AI bro.
Still a good noodle.
Still a good noodle.
I thought this was about something completely different...
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I thought this was about something completely different...
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being AI means never having to say you're sorry
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
being AI means never having to say you're sorry
Talking to my crush about Chris Rock's "good hair" documentary, and it reminded me of all the times I missed out on certain activities because my lady friend didn't want to sweat out their hairdo...
Good times...
Good times...
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Talking to my crush about Chris Rock's "good hair" documentary, and it reminded me of all the times I missed out on certain activities because my lady friend didn't want to sweat out their hairdo...
Good times...
Good times...
That regular Nintendo Kidz bop looking anarchist symbol has me floored 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weird that kept happening 🙄
(Thanks for using alt-txt btw)
(Thanks for using alt-txt btw)
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
That regular Nintendo Kidz bop looking anarchist symbol has me floored 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm never going to forget this classic...
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I'm never going to forget this classic...
*decorated and labeled appropriately
The headquarters of the Republican Party in Eau Claire County, Wisconsin, was vandalized.
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
*decorated and labeled appropriately
I can go on about this for hours, especially if you need celestial coercion to be a good person.
being religious does not make you a "good" person.
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I can go on about this for hours, especially if you need celestial coercion to be a good person.
What a time to be alive...
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February 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
What a time to be alive...
I put curry in my gumbo, so now and actually tastes better The next day.
I don't think I've gotten through half of it yet.
Ça c'est bon cheré....
I don't think I've gotten through half of it yet.
Ça c'est bon cheré....
a man is sitting at a table with his head down
Alt: Gordon Ramsay is sitting at a table with his head down
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February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I put curry in my gumbo, so now and actually tastes better The next day.
I don't think I've gotten through half of it yet.
Ça c'est bon cheré....
I don't think I've gotten through half of it yet.
Ça c'est bon cheré....
That's the whole point of lobbyist.
Dropping 500,000 to save several million Is business as usual.
It's why you still have to pay for your health insurance instead of it being universal. Somebody's pockets are getting aligned.
Dropping 500,000 to save several million Is business as usual.
It's why you still have to pay for your health insurance instead of it being universal. Somebody's pockets are getting aligned.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
That's the whole point of lobbyist.
Dropping 500,000 to save several million Is business as usual.
It's why you still have to pay for your health insurance instead of it being universal. Somebody's pockets are getting aligned.
Dropping 500,000 to save several million Is business as usual.
It's why you still have to pay for your health insurance instead of it being universal. Somebody's pockets are getting aligned.
All very simple
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
All very simple
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The damage caused by Operation Metro Surge doesn’t disappear just because it’s ending. Families were torn apart. Small businesses lost millions. Students’ learning was disrupted.
We’re focused on supporting our neighbors and small businesses as we move forward. They need us more than ever.
We’re focused on supporting our neighbors and small businesses as we move forward. They need us more than ever.
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The damage caused by Operation Metro Surge doesn’t disappear just because it’s ending. Families were torn apart. Small businesses lost millions. Students’ learning was disrupted.
We’re focused on supporting our neighbors and small businesses as we move forward. They need us more than ever.
We’re focused on supporting our neighbors and small businesses as we move forward. They need us more than ever.
I actually don't know why our defense budget is so high... Especially since we don't control WAY more territory than we do.
JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I actually don't know why our defense budget is so high... Especially since we don't control WAY more territory than we do.
I always keeps that THANG on me...
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I always keeps that THANG on me...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- The veteran dude would be the first one to get eaten.
- I damn near have to learn spades and gunpoint. If gentle spades was a thing when I was coming up, I would be a spades champion.
- I want to go to the new Jack swing pajama jammy jam.
- The veteran dude would be the first one to get eaten.
- I damn near have to learn spades and gunpoint. If gentle spades was a thing when I was coming up, I would be a spades champion.
- I want to go to the new Jack swing pajama jammy jam.
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- The veteran dude would be the first one to get eaten.
- I damn near have to learn spades and gunpoint. If gentle spades was a thing when I was coming up, I would be a spades champion.
- I want to go to the new Jack swing pajama jammy jam.
- The veteran dude would be the first one to get eaten.
- I damn near have to learn spades and gunpoint. If gentle spades was a thing when I was coming up, I would be a spades champion.
- I want to go to the new Jack swing pajama jammy jam.
Reposted by Defender X
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
*thunderous groans*
"The battle for control of the House of Representatives in 2026 will be decided primarily in Trump country," writes Ronald Brownstein. | Analysis
https://cnn.it/4aWvFvZ
https://cnn.it/4aWvFvZ
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
*thunderous groans*
Boss makes a dollar.
I make a dime.
That's why 💩 on company time.
I make a dime.
That's why 💩 on company time.
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Boss makes a dollar.
I make a dime.
That's why 💩 on company time.
I make a dime.
That's why 💩 on company time.
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Like claiming to be a vegan, then wearing leather and working for the beef lobby in the middle of a zoo.
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Like claiming to be a vegan, then wearing leather and working for the beef lobby in the middle of a zoo.
I wonder if the leopards are tired of eating faces?
February 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I wonder if the leopards are tired of eating faces?
The lamest among us think that kids literally saying anything is supposed to be the new cool...
Not realizing that they're at the tail end of trendy
Not realizing that they're at the tail end of trendy
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The lamest among us think that kids literally saying anything is supposed to be the new cool...
Not realizing that they're at the tail end of trendy
Not realizing that they're at the tail end of trendy
I knew I recognized those vibes somewhere...
"You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah."
"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."
"Okay."
"Yeah."
"Then you're gonna get in trouble for that."
"Okay."
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I knew I recognized those vibes somewhere...
A lot of atrocities are going to be committed in the name of child safety...
While our country is being run by someone who has children at the bottom of lake Michigan (allegedly)
While our country is being run by someone who has children at the bottom of lake Michigan (allegedly)
Penis machine 🅱️ roke
They're doing age verification on Grindr which......I wish we could do that without submitting our IDs to this faceless corporation. It's not like data breaches aren't common yfm
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
A lot of atrocities are going to be committed in the name of child safety...
While our country is being run by someone who has children at the bottom of lake Michigan (allegedly)
While our country is being run by someone who has children at the bottom of lake Michigan (allegedly)
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*pinches nose*
Time for your quarterly reminder that degenerate is a Nazi term, indicating the literal degeneration of a gene pool. Things this referred to: interracial marriage! Queerness! Disability!
It pretty much indicates they don’t think you’re human!
It’s not a cutesy way to say “leftist”
Time for your quarterly reminder that degenerate is a Nazi term, indicating the literal degeneration of a gene pool. Things this referred to: interracial marriage! Queerness! Disability!
It pretty much indicates they don’t think you’re human!
It’s not a cutesy way to say “leftist”
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
*pinches nose*
Time for your quarterly reminder that degenerate is a Nazi term, indicating the literal degeneration of a gene pool. Things this referred to: interracial marriage! Queerness! Disability!
It pretty much indicates they don’t think you’re human!
It’s not a cutesy way to say “leftist”
Time for your quarterly reminder that degenerate is a Nazi term, indicating the literal degeneration of a gene pool. Things this referred to: interracial marriage! Queerness! Disability!
It pretty much indicates they don’t think you’re human!
It’s not a cutesy way to say “leftist”