Defender X
@darkmysticmaster.bsky.social
Black n Nerdy. Political if you push me.
Trying to be a good noodle.
Trying to be a good noodle.
If I go to your house, and you've made a matcha turkey...
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I go to your house, and you've made a matcha turkey...
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
I'm confiscating your oven, microwave, and air fryer. You're no longer allowed to cook.
Dafaq is THAT!?!
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dafaq is THAT!?!
When This inevitably happens, and a reporter claps back...
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When This inevitably happens, and a reporter claps back...
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
Everyone that condemns that reporter is an enemy of mine.
If you're more worried about the response then the action that caused it, you're The enemy of America.
See yourself out.
Naw, because Why is Trump's cool with this shyt.
Usually, Trump is this cool with people that carved up journalists.
Why is Trump being this friendly with someone that he called a socialist terrorist and whatnot.
Something is up, and it's giving me federman vibes.
Usually, Trump is this cool with people that carved up journalists.
Why is Trump being this friendly with someone that he called a socialist terrorist and whatnot.
Something is up, and it's giving me federman vibes.
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Naw, because Why is Trump's cool with this shyt.
Usually, Trump is this cool with people that carved up journalists.
Why is Trump being this friendly with someone that he called a socialist terrorist and whatnot.
Something is up, and it's giving me federman vibes.
Usually, Trump is this cool with people that carved up journalists.
Why is Trump being this friendly with someone that he called a socialist terrorist and whatnot.
Something is up, and it's giving me federman vibes.
As much as I gotten on the train of this dude being a step in the right direction...
Trump being in love with him has me having doubts.
Trump being in love with him has me having doubts.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
As much as I gotten on the train of this dude being a step in the right direction...
Trump being in love with him has me having doubts.
Trump being in love with him has me having doubts.
See, if the #SteamMachine would of been priced at $400, it would blow PS5, Xbox, and Nintendo out of the water.
But, It's going to be priced "comparable to a PC"... So prolly $700+
Which is Ouya levels of stupid.
But, It's going to be priced "comparable to a PC"... So prolly $700+
Which is Ouya levels of stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
See, if the #SteamMachine would of been priced at $400, it would blow PS5, Xbox, and Nintendo out of the water.
But, It's going to be priced "comparable to a PC"... So prolly $700+
Which is Ouya levels of stupid.
But, It's going to be priced "comparable to a PC"... So prolly $700+
Which is Ouya levels of stupid.
I've been doing everything I can, including gaming, talking about America's birth rate, cleaning, cooking, and servicing my weapons to distract myself from the fact that I know entirely too much about the sex lives of politicians.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've been doing everything I can, including gaming, talking about America's birth rate, cleaning, cooking, and servicing my weapons to distract myself from the fact that I know entirely too much about the sex lives of politicians.
I'm all for a space uncles podcast.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm all for a space uncles podcast.
I 100% don't believe that Trump went down on Bill Clinton....
But Just like the whole Tylenol thing, it's going to be very fun to joke about 🤣
But Just like the whole Tylenol thing, it's going to be very fun to joke about 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I 100% don't believe that Trump went down on Bill Clinton....
But Just like the whole Tylenol thing, it's going to be very fun to joke about 🤣
But Just like the whole Tylenol thing, it's going to be very fun to joke about 🤣
The internet pre-Katrina:
99% text.
Pictures took minutes, songs took hours, and videos/movies took DAYS to download.
And if you want it the internet on your phone, you had to take out a mortgage.
Good times....
99% text.
Pictures took minutes, songs took hours, and videos/movies took DAYS to download.
And if you want it the internet on your phone, you had to take out a mortgage.
Good times....
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The internet pre-Katrina:
99% text.
Pictures took minutes, songs took hours, and videos/movies took DAYS to download.
And if you want it the internet on your phone, you had to take out a mortgage.
Good times....
99% text.
Pictures took minutes, songs took hours, and videos/movies took DAYS to download.
And if you want it the internet on your phone, you had to take out a mortgage.
Good times....
This was that bullshyt you got at 2 in the morning when you only had $26 to your name, and $6 had to go to taco bell because it was the only thing that would feed four people.
Then you had to beep the plug, drop off the money in one mailbox, then pick it up in another mailbox.
Good times...
Then you had to beep the plug, drop off the money in one mailbox, then pick it up in another mailbox.
Good times...
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This was that bullshyt you got at 2 in the morning when you only had $26 to your name, and $6 had to go to taco bell because it was the only thing that would feed four people.
Then you had to beep the plug, drop off the money in one mailbox, then pick it up in another mailbox.
Good times...
Then you had to beep the plug, drop off the money in one mailbox, then pick it up in another mailbox.
Good times...
It will always fascinate me that there's people in other parts of the world that view America like weeaboos view Japan, to the point where they would actually lie and say that they're from here.
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It will always fascinate me that there's people in other parts of the world that view America like weeaboos view Japan, to the point where they would actually lie and say that they're from here.
The future used to look like the future...
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The future used to look like the future...
How utterly embarrassing...
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How utterly embarrassing...
I don't give a single damn about JD Vance's love life, But I feel like I just got taken to church.
Charlie Kirk's kids got a new stepdaddy.
Went from couches to widowers...
Mmm mmm mmm 🙌🏾🙏🏾
Charlie Kirk's kids got a new stepdaddy.
Went from couches to widowers...
Mmm mmm mmm 🙌🏾🙏🏾
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I don't give a single damn about JD Vance's love life, But I feel like I just got taken to church.
Charlie Kirk's kids got a new stepdaddy.
Went from couches to widowers...
Mmm mmm mmm 🙌🏾🙏🏾
Charlie Kirk's kids got a new stepdaddy.
Went from couches to widowers...
Mmm mmm mmm 🙌🏾🙏🏾
I feel these lyrics deep in my soul...
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I feel these lyrics deep in my soul...
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sexy bread bowl...
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sexy bread bowl...
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There is no hearing them out. They've chosen the other side with open eyes.
Imagine debating your right to live...
Imagine debating your right to live...
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There is no hearing them out. They've chosen the other side with open eyes.
Imagine debating your right to live...
Imagine debating your right to live...
Tanks should go on a solo tank strike.
If you're the only one tanking, switch to DPS. If the 3+ DPS are more worried about playing DPS, then they don't care about winning.
At that point, you shouldn't either.
#marvelrivals
If you're the only one tanking, switch to DPS. If the 3+ DPS are more worried about playing DPS, then they don't care about winning.
At that point, you shouldn't either.
#marvelrivals
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Tanks should go on a solo tank strike.
If you're the only one tanking, switch to DPS. If the 3+ DPS are more worried about playing DPS, then they don't care about winning.
At that point, you shouldn't either.
#marvelrivals
If you're the only one tanking, switch to DPS. If the 3+ DPS are more worried about playing DPS, then they don't care about winning.
At that point, you shouldn't either.
#marvelrivals
Somebody brought their toddler to the last dragon in cosplay.
Somebody have a baby for me real quick. I have an idea...
Somebody have a baby for me real quick. I have an idea...
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Somebody brought their toddler to the last dragon in cosplay.
Somebody have a baby for me real quick. I have an idea...
Somebody have a baby for me real quick. I have an idea...
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM