darkerturbo.bsky.social
@darkerturbo.bsky.social
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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yeah yeah whatever pal, get in the tight black bodysuit that ive mysteriously procured for you. i ASSURE you, the belts that lift your ass and emphasize your crotch are completely necessary.
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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I'm sure their plan to continue doing the exact same shit but with a different org chart will bring the changes they need
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Also, when you defy Trump, you’re kind of implicitly making fools of the elite law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress, which is fun.
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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nothing more insane than seeing us right wingers on this website demand the government kill ice protestors only to turn around & say free iran. bitch you don’t even want to free america, fuck you mean free iran!? you’re demanding the american regime kill your countrymen rn!
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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"This is Trans Girl, we got her design off a wojak. Her power is she looks like a cute girl but has a biological advantage allowing her to beat you in physical contests, & her first issue ends with her kissing a 16-Y/O & telling them to look her up when they're legal". Did the Daily Wire write this
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Watch Football and Drink Beer While Bowser Still Has the Ol' Ball and Chain Kidnapped
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
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Accurate visual representation of how it felt to experience SiIvagunner's MAGFest set (I had a great time)
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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stop sending me this
Collect Them All - Gator Days
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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gay pearl jam be like

Semen Flowwwww
Sucking cocks of a hundred guysssss
Ohh he don't knowwww
He don't know that makes him gaaayyyyyayayyyyy
August 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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they're porting you to the nintendo switch. people are concerned about whether or not your performance will be adequate
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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abundance democrats rn
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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I jumped off the top of the stairs because I thought I could glide like knuckles
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM