darkerturbo.bsky.social
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I'm unpacking with Nightmare Before Christmas on in the background and this part genuinely stunlocked me. I almost dropped the plates I was holding.
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off complaining about Paper Mario games not being good anymore.
Hearing Arlo desperately trying not to "get political", with absolute venom in his voice where you can feel the hammer and sickle in his hand when he talks about "the greatest transfer of wealth in human history" while explaining why treatler video game console sales have been the worst since 1995
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Bowser in the Bisexual Lighting
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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they're calling you a dairy cow in the quotes

yeah not just cause of the rack like a whole aura thing

not even like a wild auroch or like a farm cow, specifically a dairy cow
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Humble the Hoes
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The average gamer will play Tiddlywinks but they won't fiddle with twinks SMH
NO FUCKING WAY
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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whoa
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Find the 8 Red Coins but Also You Have to Wiggle Your Fingers Over Each One and Say "Don't Mind if I Do" Before Collecting Them
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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do NOT stop doomscrolling 🫵 you’re about to see a really good post. trust me
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Think I'm gonna deep fry a fully frozen turkey this thanksgiving, for fun
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Instead of a Star... You Have to Find Boobies. Frick. Yes.
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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british guys when the rest of the world is asleep: good morning 🥱🥱

just a little timezone humor for y'all 🤣🤣

happy friday gang 😁
October 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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46% profit is actually outrageous, it's nuts how doing good things is just a net good for everyone but people need to insist that things need to be bad for things to be good
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Step Aside Kitten. Daddy Will Procure This Star
October 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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me when the adhd taking a banger away before I can post it
November 15, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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This article has a chunk of analysts going 'm-maybe EA only made bad decisions because of the stock market, and a ruthless investment firm owning them and them having 20b debt will make them prioritize the long game' which, what can you say but lol
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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We Gave The Last Red Coin to a Beautiful Woman and You're Way Too Shy to Ask For it
September 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM