daria
@dareiaious.bsky.social
i generally don't post or reblog, but i will like literally anything
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Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
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Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
#GoodLunch pasta in vodka sauce with pork and some veggies
November 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
#GoodLunch pasta in vodka sauce with pork and some veggies
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
seeing news of layoffs in the college i used to go to first thing in the morning because of cuts to education because the province president is an actual idiot is not fun
November 28, 2024 at 4:08 PM
seeing news of layoffs in the college i used to go to first thing in the morning because of cuts to education because the province president is an actual idiot is not fun
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
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more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
and the hog grows longer
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
and the hog grows longer
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
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Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?
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After we adopted Toro we discovered that his first owner taught him to laugh like an evil villain
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
After we adopted Toro we discovered that his first owner taught him to laugh like an evil villain
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Happy gotcha day to these two perfections of catdom. No longer mean street cats, they get annoyed if their bedtime gets disrupted or if their human moves when they’re napping.
I love them so much and they have made this last year immeasurably better
I love them so much and they have made this last year immeasurably better
November 13, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Happy gotcha day to these two perfections of catdom. No longer mean street cats, they get annoyed if their bedtime gets disrupted or if their human moves when they’re napping.
I love them so much and they have made this last year immeasurably better
I love them so much and they have made this last year immeasurably better
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oh you like music? name every frequency
November 10, 2024 at 8:13 PM
oh you like music? name every frequency
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"should toronto rip up its bike lanes? we talked to fifteen cars and a truck"
November 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM
"should toronto rip up its bike lanes? we talked to fifteen cars and a truck"
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i don't understand why every post from guys like this looks so bad. Like why are there 3(4?) different font sizes. Why is there no structure in how font weight is used. Have then never written an email in their lives. Are all the designers woke. Why are these guys like this.
Andrew Scheer, avowed serial liar who lies about pretty much everything he talks about, says that lies make the baby Jesus cry as he defends yet another lie.
I just can’t with this.
I just can’t with this.
November 9, 2024 at 5:35 PM
i don't understand why every post from guys like this looks so bad. Like why are there 3(4?) different font sizes. Why is there no structure in how font weight is used. Have then never written an email in their lives. Are all the designers woke. Why are these guys like this.
