3CNL
@danparadis.bsky.social
How I explain it to HR when they start asking about all those lunches I stole
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How I explain it to HR when they start asking about all those lunches I stole
Timeless
July 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Timeless
Shogo: Mobile Armor Divison, an obscure fps developed & published by Monolith that I remember fondly but can't honestly say was good or bad
June 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Shogo: Mobile Armor Divison, an obscure fps developed & published by Monolith that I remember fondly but can't honestly say was good or bad
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Fuck those hater-bait posts. Show me that weird game no one played that you love.
Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.
Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.
June 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Fuck those hater-bait posts. Show me that weird game no one played that you love.
Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.
Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.
Do you know how much SPORTS this guy has to watch he's FAHKIN BORED COME ON
June 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Do you know how much SPORTS this guy has to watch he's FAHKIN BORED COME ON
Hey @bobservo.bsky.social my wife is getting increasingly annoyed at me saying "dinner dog" in the Blue Haired Lawyer voice and I think this one's on you
March 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hey @bobservo.bsky.social my wife is getting increasingly annoyed at me saying "dinner dog" in the Blue Haired Lawyer voice and I think this one's on you
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Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!
February 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!
I literally never post so if you're following me, I'm going to assume you're a scam
Except Jim, Jim's a real one
Except Jim, Jim's a real one
January 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I literally never post so if you're following me, I'm going to assume you're a scam
Except Jim, Jim's a real one
Except Jim, Jim's a real one
Hey @willmenaker.bsky.social you called this right? lol
So depressing. Everything sucks.
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Hey @willmenaker.bsky.social you called this right? lol
Why are you following me I don't post anything
May 27, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Why are you following me I don't post anything
A perfect album that came out when I was 21.
November 20, 2023 at 2:32 AM
A perfect album that came out when I was 21.
Photo I took of water
October 23, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Photo I took of water
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When facing the "All we need is STEM!" approach to education, my usual response is: Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem-- which did we fail?
September 13, 2023 at 6:37 PM
When facing the "All we need is STEM!" approach to education, my usual response is: Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem-- which did we fail?
People who try to find hidden meaning in books are so stupid, man
Gulliver's Travels is about a guy who meets some tiny people and then some big people and then some talking horses and then goes home AND THAT'S IT
Gulliver's Travels is about a guy who meets some tiny people and then some big people and then some talking horses and then goes home AND THAT'S IT
August 29, 2023 at 8:06 PM
People who try to find hidden meaning in books are so stupid, man
Gulliver's Travels is about a guy who meets some tiny people and then some big people and then some talking horses and then goes home AND THAT'S IT
Gulliver's Travels is about a guy who meets some tiny people and then some big people and then some talking horses and then goes home AND THAT'S IT
I don't think anything would devastate me more than to find out that Stephen Root was not a nice person. It would be like 9/11 or JFK for me.
August 25, 2023 at 2:57 PM
I don't think anything would devastate me more than to find out that Stephen Root was not a nice person. It would be like 9/11 or JFK for me.
This platform is great and all but I am missing the adrenaline rush I get from the seething hatred every interaction elicits back on Twitter
August 3, 2023 at 5:22 PM
This platform is great and all but I am missing the adrenaline rush I get from the seething hatred every interaction elicits back on Twitter