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How I explain it to HR when they start asking about all those lunches I stole
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Timeless
Deploy the Northernlion
July 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Shogo: Mobile Armor Divison, an obscure fps developed & published by Monolith that I remember fondly but can't honestly say was good or bad
June 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Fuck those hater-bait posts. Show me that weird game no one played that you love.

Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.
June 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Do you know how much SPORTS this guy has to watch he's FAHKIN BORED COME ON
This is a real thing yall
June 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hey @bobservo.bsky.social my wife is getting increasingly annoyed at me saying "dinner dog" in the Blue Haired Lawyer voice and I think this one's on you
March 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!
February 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I literally never post so if you're following me, I'm going to assume you're a scam

Except Jim, Jim's a real one
January 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hey @willmenaker.bsky.social you called this right? lol
So depressing. Everything sucks.
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Why are you following me I don't post anything
May 27, 2024 at 2:57 PM
A perfect album that came out when I was 21.
November 20, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Photo I took of water
October 23, 2023 at 10:54 PM
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When facing the "All we need is STEM!" approach to education, my usual response is: Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem-- which did we fail?
September 13, 2023 at 6:37 PM
People who try to find hidden meaning in books are so stupid, man

Gulliver's Travels is about a guy who meets some tiny people and then some big people and then some talking horses and then goes home AND THAT'S IT
August 29, 2023 at 8:06 PM
I don't think anything would devastate me more than to find out that Stephen Root was not a nice person. It would be like 9/11 or JFK for me.
August 25, 2023 at 2:57 PM
This platform is great and all but I am missing the adrenaline rush I get from the seething hatred every interaction elicits back on Twitter
August 3, 2023 at 5:22 PM