Daniel Maxwell
@danmax802.bsky.social
Adaptively nonconformist. Standoffishly approachable. Contains multitudes.
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“How can the UK best help regime change in Iran?”
Historically, we don't have the best performance in that arena so I think we should leave them to it tbh
Historically, we don't have the best performance in that arena so I think we should leave them to it tbh
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
“How can the UK best help regime change in Iran?”
Historically, we don't have the best performance in that arena so I think we should leave them to it tbh
Historically, we don't have the best performance in that arena so I think we should leave them to it tbh
“President Trump is the President of Peace and the best way to ensure peace is to go to war with anyone in a 6,000 mile radius” — Vance, basically
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
“President Trump is the President of Peace and the best way to ensure peace is to go to war with anyone in a 6,000 mile radius” — Vance, basically
Does Witkoff know that Slenderman is behind him?
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Does Witkoff know that Slenderman is behind him?
Dream scenario would be opposition but with where the country and this government is at, especially where the Americans are concerned, I see abstention.
I'd love to be underestimating our government but I don't think that I am.
I'd love to be underestimating our government but I don't think that I am.
There’s going to be a motion of censure at the UN and Starmer is going to have a decision to make.
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Dream scenario would be opposition but with where the country and this government is at, especially where the Americans are concerned, I see abstention.
I'd love to be underestimating our government but I don't think that I am.
I'd love to be underestimating our government but I don't think that I am.
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Amazing record for the FIFA
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Amazing record for the FIFA
Trump knows he can talk about underage girls without commenting on their “beauty”, right?
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Trump knows he can talk about underage girls without commenting on their “beauty”, right?
It's giving ✨corruption✨
“.. Since his return to office, President Trump and his family have engaged in a moneymaking campaign like none in modern American history.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump’s Tangled Web of Deal-Making, Policy and Riches
The president, his family and some of their closest associates have engaged in a sprawling campaign of deals that stretches across industries and the globe.
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
It's giving ✨corruption✨
Almost like a cohesive returns agreement and functional asylum process are the only real ways to make any meaningful change to channel migration
Small boat crossings total for 2025 was 41,472 - up 13% on 2024, though below the 2022 record of 45,755 (BBC)
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Almost like a cohesive returns agreement and functional asylum process are the only real ways to make any meaningful change to channel migration
I thought that was a very silly analogy and then I saw who she was quoting. Another banger by Lord Hannan, I see
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I thought that was a very silly analogy and then I saw who she was quoting. Another banger by Lord Hannan, I see
Why is Netanyahu dressed as Trump’s Mini Me???
December 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why is Netanyahu dressed as Trump’s Mini Me???
Earliest proof of humans making fire is found in Britain—a prehistoric wheelie bin at a “protest” set alight
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
Earliest proof of humans making fire is found in Britain
Our ability to make and control flames is 350,000 years older than thought, revealed by a ‘remarkable’ find in Suffolk that has amazed scientists
www.thetimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Earliest proof of humans making fire is found in Britain—a prehistoric wheelie bin at a “protest” set alight
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
Gianni Infantino could not get his head any further up Trump’s backside, it's crazy
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Gianni Infantino could not get his head any further up Trump’s backside, it's crazy
Found this lil’ nugget of comedy gold over on Threads on Sen. Mark Kelly’s supposed ‘treason’
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Found this lil’ nugget of comedy gold over on Threads on Sen. Mark Kelly’s supposed ‘treason’
Trump: “I would never mention Pritzker’s weight”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trump: “I would never mention Pritzker’s weight”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
Much investigating to be done. Whoever might have been up to antics such as these, it’s a great mystery.
Poland is investigating what officials describe as foreign-directed sabotage on a key rail line used for Ukraine-bound aid after an explosive device blew apart part of the Warsaw-Lublin route.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/poland-probe...
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/poland-probe...
Poland probes foreign-linked blast on key Ukraine rail line
Poland is investigating what officials describe as foreign-directed sabotage on a key rail line used for Ukraine-bound aid after an explosive device blew apart part of the Warsaw-Lublin route.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Much investigating to be done. Whoever might have been up to antics such as these, it’s a great mystery.
And if you listen to any conservative media talk about this, you’ll think that Newsom legalised the hunting of republicans for sport
California voters approved Gov. Gavin Newsom’s congressional map, Prop 50, giving Democrats a potential boost of up to five House seats.
The Democratic victory marks a concrete response to Trump’s political agenda less than a year into his second term.
The Democratic victory marks a concrete response to Trump’s political agenda less than a year into his second term.
How Newsom and allies delivered a redistricting counterpunch against Trump
The Democratic victory marks a concrete rebuttal to the president’s political agenda less than a year into his second term.
wapo.st
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
And if you listen to any conservative media talk about this, you’ll think that Newsom legalised the hunting of republicans for sport
This is just about as dickish a headline for Ashoka they could’ve written, just pure clickbaity misdirection.
'Star Wars' Confirms Ahsoka Return Without Rosario Dawson, Actress Speaks Out
'Star Wars' has confirmed Rosario Dawson's replacement as production continues for the second season of the live-action 'Ahsoka' series.
insidethemagic.net
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is just about as dickish a headline for Ashoka they could’ve written, just pure clickbaity misdirection.
Time for my favourite drinking game: every time he says “warfighter”, you take a shot and by the end of it—maybe you'll be as inebriated as Hegseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Time for my favourite drinking game: every time he says “warfighter”, you take a shot and by the end of it—maybe you'll be as inebriated as Hegseth
Jahn was either the worst shot in the world or people are being spun a yarn on this one
September 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jahn was either the worst shot in the world or people are being spun a yarn on this one
“What’re you in for?”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
Trump is literally threatening to have his Justice Department go after reporters who are asking him questions he doesn’t like
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“What’re you in for?”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
September 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They’re all girlies in their ✨Concentration Camp Era✨
To be the candidate for British Prime Minister of both Donald Trump *and* the Taliban is not a pitch that has ever been tried before
August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
They’re all girlies in their ✨Concentration Camp Era✨
Not the NFL App keeping me on top of my Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce news
August 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not the NFL App keeping me on top of my Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce news
I hate the Internet sometimes
August 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I hate the Internet sometimes
I don't even have to tell you this tweet is about #LoveIslandUSA, it's so obvious and I kinda love it
July 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don't even have to tell you this tweet is about #LoveIslandUSA, it's so obvious and I kinda love it