Daniel Maxwell
@danmax802.bsky.social
Adaptively nonconformist. Standoffishly approachable. Contains multitudes.
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Vera Wang didn't open her first boutique until she was 40, don't let age stop you from achieving your dreams
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Vera Wang didn't open her first boutique until she was 40, don't let age stop you from achieving your dreams
Trumpublican is right there, this isn't hard...
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Trumpublican is right there, this isn't hard...
“Yeah but when we said that, we didn't mean the ones we liked”
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Yeah but when we said that, we didn't mean the ones we liked”
“Won’t someone think about the other people involved who absolutely 100% didn’t see anything”
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Won’t someone think about the other people involved who absolutely 100% didn’t see anything”
Somewhere out there @ottoenglish.bsky.social just woke with a start
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Somewhere out there @ottoenglish.bsky.social just woke with a start
“We have GOT to find the Frosting Fiend”
a person with whipped cream on their face covering their face
ALT: a person with whipped cream on their face covering their face
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“We have GOT to find the Frosting Fiend”
But, y’know, it’s a hoax/witchhunt…
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
But, y’know, it’s a hoax/witchhunt…
They can’t just release details of the hoax investigation that isn’t real but also that he had to go undercover for
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They can’t just release details of the hoax investigation that isn’t real but also that he had to go undercover for
A scientist clearly questioned the validity of his relationship with his couch
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A scientist clearly questioned the validity of his relationship with his couch
They can’t vote against you if they can’t vote
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They can’t vote against you if they can’t vote
Oh fun, I love this yearly game of faux-patriotic grandstanding poppy-shaming. It’s never about the Fallen, it’s just about them having an opportunity to snipe
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Oh fun, I love this yearly game of faux-patriotic grandstanding poppy-shaming. It’s never about the Fallen, it’s just about them having an opportunity to snipe
Trump to the White House cleaning staff rn:
a bottle of heinz ketchup sits on a shelf in a refrigerator
ALT: a bottle of heinz ketchup sits on a shelf in a refrigerator
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November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Trump to the White House cleaning staff rn:
Trump WAS on the ballot, just like ketchup WAS on the walls last night
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Trump WAS on the ballot, just like ketchup WAS on the walls last night
The White House ketchup cleaner resigned?
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The White House ketchup cleaner resigned?
Trump was on the ballot, ketchup was on the walls and Zohran?
Zohran was on that shit
Zohran was on that shit
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Trump was on the ballot, ketchup was on the walls and Zohran?
Zohran was on that shit
Zohran was on that shit
To acknowledge that would be to admit that the Republican Party without Trump is all fur coat and no knickers
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
To acknowledge that would be to admit that the Republican Party without Trump is all fur coat and no knickers
Politicians used to weave around the truth, with non-facts and whataboutery.
Now they just flat out lie.
Now they just flat out lie.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Politicians used to weave around the truth, with non-facts and whataboutery.
Now they just flat out lie.
Now they just flat out lie.
Aye, we all carry information on “vulnerable girls” on our phones that we won't let the police look at, don't we?
a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
ALT: a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Aye, we all carry information on “vulnerable girls” on our phones that we won't let the police look at, don't we?