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Daniel Maxwell
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Adaptively nonconformist. Standoffishly approachable. Contains multitudes.

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Found this lil’ nugget of comedy gold over on Threads on Sen. Mark Kelly’s supposed ‘treason’
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Jahn was either the worst shot in the world or people are being spun a yarn on this one
September 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not the NFL App keeping me on top of my Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce news
August 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hate the Internet sometimes
August 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don't even have to tell you this tweet is about #LoveIslandUSA, it's so obvious and I kinda love it
July 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I swear this all sounds so familiar
June 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trump rn:
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
When I tell you, I am HOWLING
June 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Translation:
April 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
April 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Try as the Times might there is not a narrative element on this earth that will make me feel sorry for second-home owners being taxed more
March 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Here we have Mariupol, a clear example of what Putin’s “merciful nature” looks like
March 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
March 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
JD Vance is the Vice President of the United States, one of the most powerful men in the country and one with a highly trained and vigilant security detail.

This did not happen.
March 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
March 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.
February 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ironically, Trump’s recent action will draw the UK even further back towards Europe. Look at the EU leaders rhetoric after that debacle, Europe is standing strong and united.

If the UK wants to stand with Ukraine, and we always will, then we stand with Europe. That much is clear.
February 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Today in a nutshell
February 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
February 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is the “propaganda” Vance is talking about
February 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wouldn’t be the first time Flynn laid down with that particular sociopathic dog
February 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Perception of Starmer’s Trump visit yesterday: A Poem in Three Parts
February 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM