Dan
dancro55.bsky.social
Dan
@dancro55.bsky.social
Northern wise-ass. Either in the kitchen or swimming. If you see Elon, tell him to go & fuck a puppet on the moon.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Ohhhhhhh
The grand old Duke of York
He borrowed 12 million quid
He gave it to someone
He’d never ever met
and for something he never did
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Robert Jenrick tried to help porn baron and ex Express owner avoid millions in tax on housing deal, discussed at Tory party fund raiser, he admitted he had acted illegally.

So if you are a racist and you like your fellow racists to be bent, grifting incompetents then Jenrick is your man.
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Boom Boom.
October 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I should probably advertise more often. You can buy prints from me, commission pictures, make 3d models, animation, come up with excellent ideas, all sorts. tell your mates. cheers.
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Not usually arsed in any way about golf but one of the US team walked out to Mr. Brightside and now I’m deeply invested in hoping they lose massively.
September 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Good job #bhafc. Happy to share amongst the #lufc community too
September 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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I'm a simple person, I see a sequel to Sisu and I'm happy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmSt...
SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE - Official Trailer (HD)
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September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Little Trumpy.
September 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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🙃
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
At least today has managed to clear up any last lingering doubts that Space Karen is an absolute fucking cunt.
September 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Salut 🍻 cheers all
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ll be the first to point out that over recent years we’ve hardly been blessed in Britain with politicians of sparkling ability or intellect but fuck me, that RFK dude is fucking batshit.
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Hey Dad, as a fully grown patriotic man - what did you do to benefit the country you love so much?”

“Hung flags on motorway bridges, son and painted a mini roundabout”.

Fucking nonces.
August 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM