Damian Tanuki
@damiantanuki.bsky.social
I like prog rock and fuzzy things. Currently living in the North West of England (They/Them)
I like my universes like I like my orgies. Starting with a big bang
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I like my universes like I like my orgies. Starting with a big bang
had a dream that I was eating my pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone...
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
had a dream that I was eating my pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone...
Maybe I'd be better off if I asked "what about me?" more than just the once.
February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Maybe I'd be better off if I asked "what about me?" more than just the once.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
Move over, Wilhelm. I think the Bertrand should be the next big stock scream
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Move over, Wilhelm. I think the Bertrand should be the next big stock scream
Who told this ebay seller my nickname?
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Who told this ebay seller my nickname?
There was some excellent character design and the voice acting is solid, too. The plot really is just every sports movie, though
Ended up seeing GOAT this afternoon with @damiantanuki.bsky.social, @lazerus101.bsky.social & @desduck.bsky.social. For a formulaic sports movie with animals, I enjoyed it more than I had expected to. It doesn't really do anything new but Sony Animation continues to create some fantastic looking CG
GOAT - International Trailer - See It First Feb 7 & 8! In Cinemas Everywhere February 13
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Releasing UK
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
There was some excellent character design and the voice acting is solid, too. The plot really is just every sports movie, though
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Incredible work. 10/10.
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Incredible work. 10/10.
I've seen a few videos on YouTube that would agree with this. A fair few involved very little reaching what-so-ever
All the Muppets fuck. This was Henson’s creative vision
sabrina carpenter: the muppet that fucks
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I've seen a few videos on YouTube that would agree with this. A fair few involved very little reaching what-so-ever
A weird one. When I first got it I regretted getting Sonic Heroes because I really didn't click with it. Then somewhere in the region of 20 years later I decided I wanted to give it another try and wound up regretting getting rid of it, too
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
A weird one. When I first got it I regretted getting Sonic Heroes because I really didn't click with it. Then somewhere in the region of 20 years later I decided I wanted to give it another try and wound up regretting getting rid of it, too
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Sonic Prime is an anagram of micropenis.
I don't know what to do with this knowledge. You take it.
I don't know what to do with this knowledge. You take it.
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Sonic Prime is an anagram of micropenis.
I don't know what to do with this knowledge. You take it.
I don't know what to do with this knowledge. You take it.
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Been trying to make my way through the Tomb Raider remasters and I had no idea just how unpleasant the third game is to play. None of the difficulty there is for the right reason and all the new mechanics they added only really serve to slow down an already tedious game
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Been trying to make my way through the Tomb Raider remasters and I had no idea just how unpleasant the third game is to play. None of the difficulty there is for the right reason and all the new mechanics they added only really serve to slow down an already tedious game
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"Supporting Me" track only credits:
🥁 🎹 Drums and synths made by the talented: @damiantanuki.bsky.social
🎛️ 🎚️Mixed and mastered by the wonderful: @reivan.studio
To hear the full medley! ⤵️
Bandcamp: tweezerbeak.bandcamp.com/track/the-ul...
YouTube: youtu.be/3EzvhtEShQ0?...
🎨: @zeydaan.art
🥁 🎹 Drums and synths made by the talented: @damiantanuki.bsky.social
🎛️ 🎚️Mixed and mastered by the wonderful: @reivan.studio
To hear the full medley! ⤵️
Bandcamp: tweezerbeak.bandcamp.com/track/the-ul...
YouTube: youtu.be/3EzvhtEShQ0?...
🎨: @zeydaan.art
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
"Supporting Me" track only credits:
🥁 🎹 Drums and synths made by the talented: @damiantanuki.bsky.social
🎛️ 🎚️Mixed and mastered by the wonderful: @reivan.studio
To hear the full medley! ⤵️
Bandcamp: tweezerbeak.bandcamp.com/track/the-ul...
YouTube: youtu.be/3EzvhtEShQ0?...
🎨: @zeydaan.art
🥁 🎹 Drums and synths made by the talented: @damiantanuki.bsky.social
🎛️ 🎚️Mixed and mastered by the wonderful: @reivan.studio
To hear the full medley! ⤵️
Bandcamp: tweezerbeak.bandcamp.com/track/the-ul...
YouTube: youtu.be/3EzvhtEShQ0?...
🎨: @zeydaan.art
Got into work today and the smell of chemicals was pretty over-powering. Turns out the shop floor is having to do a deep clean because one of the machines exploded over the weekend
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Got into work today and the smell of chemicals was pretty over-powering. Turns out the shop floor is having to do a deep clean because one of the machines exploded over the weekend
If only there were a way to communicate that an artist is a racist pice of shit without signal-boosting the ridiculously racist piece of shit art they'd posted
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If only there were a way to communicate that an artist is a racist pice of shit without signal-boosting the ridiculously racist piece of shit art they'd posted
I just got cramp in may abdomen from farting too hard and I've never felt a pang of "oh god I'm getting old" more than this
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I just got cramp in may abdomen from farting too hard and I've never felt a pang of "oh god I'm getting old" more than this
Last weekend I saw 2001 for the first time and very much understand why it's considered a cinematic classic. This weekend's movie has been the sequel, 2010 and I can very much understand why cinematic history has been trying to forget it. It's one of the most mediocre sequels I've ever seen
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Last weekend I saw 2001 for the first time and very much understand why it's considered a cinematic classic. This weekend's movie has been the sequel, 2010 and I can very much understand why cinematic history has been trying to forget it. It's one of the most mediocre sequels I've ever seen
I require a tug far more than any flag could possibly communicate
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I require a tug far more than any flag could possibly communicate
One of my former colleagues used to be PA to that kind of person and there were a lot of stories akin to this. My personal favourite was the time he went on a business trip with an empty case because his wife didn't pack it for him. They need more taking care of than most pets
You don't know what the 1% is like until you have a colleague who grew up as part of it and was confused when she went to the public swimming poor and found out said pool:
- did not provide slippers
- did not provide towels or bathrobes
- did not provide free mint water
- did not provide slippers
- did not provide towels or bathrobes
- did not provide free mint water
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 AM
One of my former colleagues used to be PA to that kind of person and there were a lot of stories akin to this. My personal favourite was the time he went on a business trip with an empty case because his wife didn't pack it for him. They need more taking care of than most pets
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remarkably appropriate meme
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
remarkably appropriate meme
One thing I've learned from working on the same road as a BMW garage is that to work there you seem to have to drive like a BMW driver as a rule
January 28, 2026 at 7:51 AM
One thing I've learned from working on the same road as a BMW garage is that to work there you seem to have to drive like a BMW driver as a rule
Pro-tip: If you wanna do well at a puzzle game like Bejewelled or Fruit Ninja simply say to yourself "I'm gonna stop after this round" and actually mean it. Suddenly everything is gonna go your way in the most harmful way possible
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Pro-tip: If you wanna do well at a puzzle game like Bejewelled or Fruit Ninja simply say to yourself "I'm gonna stop after this round" and actually mean it. Suddenly everything is gonna go your way in the most harmful way possible
Sonic fan fics are getting out of hand
Ten minutes later, police escorted Barry from the fruit and veg aisle in Asda.
January 24, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Sonic fan fics are getting out of hand
What does a date feel like..? How does it feel to be with someone you care about without having to spend half a day geting there? I genuinely want to know
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
What does a date feel like..? How does it feel to be with someone you care about without having to spend half a day geting there? I genuinely want to know