DAEMENOTH DIABLOS
@daemenoth.bsky.social
I have been described as a couple ingredients short of a full recipe.
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DAEMENOTH DIABLOS
@daemenoth.bsky.social
· Jan 30
In light of the current situation with rising streaming pric
In light of the current situation with rising streaming prices and tech broligarchs racing to kiss the orange fascist's wrinkled rear at lightning speed, it has come to my attention that many people a
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Phun fakt: Spelleeng wurds rong awn tha inturnet trigurs peepull.
March 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Phun fakt: Spelleeng wurds rong awn tha inturnet trigurs peepull.
Replacing my usage of the term "circle jerk" with "particibation"
March 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Replacing my usage of the term "circle jerk" with "particibation"
Politician" I am sorry you misunderstood when I said "You'll have no more money problems." I meant the problems you'll have is that you'll have no more money.
March 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Politician" I am sorry you misunderstood when I said "You'll have no more money problems." I meant the problems you'll have is that you'll have no more money.
There should be a shade of brown called shartreuse.
March 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
There should be a shade of brown called shartreuse.
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Dinder, an app where you see pics of people's dinners. If you swipe right, they invite you over and feed you that dinner.
February 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Dinder, an app where you see pics of people's dinners. If you swipe right, they invite you over and feed you that dinner.
Life Hack: If you want to keep you spirits up try drinking some more spirits so yours have some to float on.
February 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Life Hack: If you want to keep you spirits up try drinking some more spirits so yours have some to float on.
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I joke about death a lot because joking about life is depressing
February 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I joke about death a lot because joking about life is depressing
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Comedy is tragedy plus time. So is decomposition.
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Comedy is tragedy plus time. So is decomposition.
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Only reason I’m depressed is because you all aren’t skeeting better.
February 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Only reason I’m depressed is because you all aren’t skeeting better.
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the past tense of sneeze is snoze
February 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the past tense of sneeze is snoze
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Sometimes I just lie here and let the doom just scroll right over me.
February 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Sometimes I just lie here and let the doom just scroll right over me.
I made myself pigs in a blanket for supper, like a real adult.
February 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I made myself pigs in a blanket for supper, like a real adult.
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This is our Canada, our flag is a symbol of unity and peace. #OCanada #FlagDay #Canada #CanadaIsUnited #MapleLeaf
🍁Vive 🍁 le 🍁 Canada 🍁🇨🇦🍁
🍁Vive 🍁 le 🍁 Canada 🍁🇨🇦🍁
February 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is our Canada, our flag is a symbol of unity and peace. #OCanada #FlagDay #Canada #CanadaIsUnited #MapleLeaf
🍁Vive 🍁 le 🍁 Canada 🍁🇨🇦🍁
🍁Vive 🍁 le 🍁 Canada 🍁🇨🇦🍁
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A group of failed skeets is called
my timeline.
my timeline.
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A group of failed skeets is called
my timeline.
my timeline.
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Apologizing to my partner because I accidentally fucked their outie
February 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Apologizing to my partner because I accidentally fucked their outie
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YOU: I’ve seen Megadeth twice
ME: (a one upper) I’ve seen Gigadeth three times
ME: (a one upper) I’ve seen Gigadeth three times
February 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
YOU: I’ve seen Megadeth twice
ME: (a one upper) I’ve seen Gigadeth three times
ME: (a one upper) I’ve seen Gigadeth three times
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you fellate me
I'd be blew too
Violets are blue
If you fellate me
I'd be blew too
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you fellate me
I'd be blew too
Violets are blue
If you fellate me
I'd be blew too
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😂😂😂
Thank fuck for the ass is all I'm saying 🫣
Thank fuck for the ass is all I'm saying 🫣
Am I smart?
No.
But am I funny?
Also No.
But am I good at making myself a series of questions and then answering them to entertain people on the internet?
Obviously not.
No.
But am I funny?
Also No.
But am I good at making myself a series of questions and then answering them to entertain people on the internet?
Obviously not.
February 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
😂😂😂
Thank fuck for the ass is all I'm saying 🫣
Thank fuck for the ass is all I'm saying 🫣
February 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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GWAR told us exactly how to overthrow the government a long time ago. Perhaps it’s time we listen.
February 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
GWAR told us exactly how to overthrow the government a long time ago. Perhaps it’s time we listen.
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and that’s how you know she really loves you
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
and that’s how you know she really loves you
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
February 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
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Saswanch !
Carry on.
Carry on.
January 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Saswanch !
Carry on.
Carry on.