Crystal ball, anyone?
@daelenclark.bsky.social
An aspiring writer/English teacher looking to be more aware of the world around me!
Nearly everything’s an invention of capitalism when you get right down to it. Co-opt it and make it yours!
(I'll change the profile every so often.)
Nearly everything’s an invention of capitalism when you get right down to it. Co-opt it and make it yours!
(I'll change the profile every so often.)
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Handy phrases for all occasions.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Handy phrases for all occasions.
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"I know - I'll just TAKE OFF the ankle monitor! Why has no one else thought of this before? I'M SO SMART."
Former president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro, has been under house arrest for plotting a coup and assassinations of the president, vice president and chief justice.
He used a soldering iron on his ankle monitor and lied about that. Burn marks on its circumference betrayed him.
Now, he's in custody.
He used a soldering iron on his ankle monitor and lied about that. Burn marks on its circumference betrayed him.
Now, he's in custody.
HE TRIED TO GET IT OFF USING A WELDER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE’S SO DUMB, HOW WAS HE ONCE PRESIDENT OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE’S SO DUMB, HOW WAS HE ONCE PRESIDENT OMG
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"I know - I'll just TAKE OFF the ankle monitor! Why has no one else thought of this before? I'M SO SMART."
Happens so often that even if it's said from a genuine place, I can't help but doubt it.
"Old good new bad" is the prevailing mindset for far too many people, and it colors everything theys see.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Happens so often that even if it's said from a genuine place, I can't help but doubt it.
It’s threads like this that make me better understand why “doesn’t look like a movie” does’t make sense to me.
It’s a matter of perspective.
It’s a matter of perspective.
I think there's a special dislike I have for people who keep saying things like "why do movies not look like movies", or "it looks like it was shot on a phone!", which a) is not true, b) demeaning and ignorant to people who work on films, and c) an excuse for only liking movies when you were 10.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s threads like this that make me better understand why “doesn’t look like a movie” does’t make sense to me.
It’s a matter of perspective.
It’s a matter of perspective.
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I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
Just keep this in mind when random users are arguing with you on the site formerly known as Twitter.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Just keep this in mind when random users are arguing with you on the site formerly known as Twitter.
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Happy belated birthday to voice acting legend Daws Butler.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Happy belated birthday to voice acting legend Daws Butler.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
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At this point anyone who still says "both parties are the same" should be taken about as seriously as anyone who still says the Earth is flat.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
At this point anyone who still says "both parties are the same" should be taken about as seriously as anyone who still says the Earth is flat.
And they say that DCOM’s don’t have lasting value…
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
And they say that DCOM’s don’t have lasting value…
In fairness, there's a lot of new crap out there to mock. Things are gonna get put on the back burner for a while.
How the fuck did it take me this long to think of "The Bubba Trump Shrimp Company?" I must be getting slow in my old age.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
In fairness, there's a lot of new crap out there to mock. Things are gonna get put on the back burner for a while.
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
This can sum up so many people as a whole.
(politics, economics, media analysis online, all of us.)
(politics, economics, media analysis online, all of us.)
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This can sum up so many people as a whole.
(politics, economics, media analysis online, all of us.)
(politics, economics, media analysis online, all of us.)
Any company that tells its employees to "smile more" in general gets none of my respect. To demand it while employees aren't being paid enough is even worse. EVERY company needs to be better than this.
Nightmare employee experience and speaking personally, nightmare customer experience too.
Fuck off Target. Fix your DEI policies, pay your employees more instead of regulating their emotions, then apologize for 10 years. Until then, eat boycott bitches!
Fuck off Target. Fix your DEI policies, pay your employees more instead of regulating their emotions, then apologize for 10 years. Until then, eat boycott bitches!
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Any company that tells its employees to "smile more" in general gets none of my respect. To demand it while employees aren't being paid enough is even worse. EVERY company needs to be better than this.
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
I don't see this as a problem. I missed accountability happening in the states.
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I don't see this as a problem. I missed accountability happening in the states.
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... Am I allowed to swear on this platform?
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
... Am I allowed to swear on this platform?
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HE FUCKING QUOTED SPIDER-MAN
Sweet GOD he is good at this.
Sweet GOD he is good at this.
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
HE FUCKING QUOTED SPIDER-MAN
Sweet GOD he is good at this.
Sweet GOD he is good at this.
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Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
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JD Vance’s couch watching that Erika Kirk hug
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
JD Vance’s couch watching that Erika Kirk hug
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I'm so tired of people saying Democrats shouldn't move too far left when the GOP has moved so comfortably to fascism.
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm so tired of people saying Democrats shouldn't move too far left when the GOP has moved so comfortably to fascism.
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just fucking vote for mills people
mills told trump "i'll see you in court" rather than sacrifice trans rights, sure she's old but all that means is she might die soonish and then you can replace HER with an even more progressive progressive, preferably one WITHOUT a goddamn nazi tattoo
mills told trump "i'll see you in court" rather than sacrifice trans rights, sure she's old but all that means is she might die soonish and then you can replace HER with an even more progressive progressive, preferably one WITHOUT a goddamn nazi tattoo
Nothing says “you guys got me all wrong” like suddenly making your campaign staff sign NDAs.
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
just fucking vote for mills people
mills told trump "i'll see you in court" rather than sacrifice trans rights, sure she's old but all that means is she might die soonish and then you can replace HER with an even more progressive progressive, preferably one WITHOUT a goddamn nazi tattoo
mills told trump "i'll see you in court" rather than sacrifice trans rights, sure she's old but all that means is she might die soonish and then you can replace HER with an even more progressive progressive, preferably one WITHOUT a goddamn nazi tattoo
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Amazing how "not a racist" isn't enough reason to vote against a racist when "not a liberal" is all it takes to vote against a Democrat.
Maybe voters need to start having principles instead of prices.
If racism was as a much of a red line as a policy demand, the GOP wouldn't be racist.
Maybe voters need to start having principles instead of prices.
If racism was as a much of a red line as a policy demand, the GOP wouldn't be racist.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Amazing how "not a racist" isn't enough reason to vote against a racist when "not a liberal" is all it takes to vote against a Democrat.
Maybe voters need to start having principles instead of prices.
If racism was as a much of a red line as a policy demand, the GOP wouldn't be racist.
Maybe voters need to start having principles instead of prices.
If racism was as a much of a red line as a policy demand, the GOP wouldn't be racist.
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It’s why it’s important that Star Trek says BOTH “the needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few” AND “the needs of few, or the one, outweigh the many” and why it’s revealing our culture that values Great Men as shaping & preserving the status quo only remembers the former as Treks main moral.
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s why it’s important that Star Trek says BOTH “the needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few” AND “the needs of few, or the one, outweigh the many” and why it’s revealing our culture that values Great Men as shaping & preserving the status quo only remembers the former as Treks main moral.