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Dabbie Hoffman
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Whereof one cannot skeet, thereof one must be silent.
Lol
October 27, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Early 2000s pop culture portrayals of other countries are so funny to look back on now. This Chinese ambassador in SG-1 just made a point of saying that their government is not in the habit of keeping secrets from their people
October 26, 2023 at 3:52 PM
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They’re going to try and do the “deranged violent mental problems! Don’t make this about politics!” thing but that’s just because they don’t want to acknowledge that their politics are about making people have deranged violent mental problems
Robert Card Twitter account confirms his right wing ideology liking
Donald Trump Jr
Dinesh Souza
Jim Jordan
Elon Musk
Tucker Carlson
Elon promptly suspended the account but not before we grabbed some screenshots
Republicans endorsed killings continue
October 26, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Does this place actually have a real timeline option? Discover and Popular with Friends is just identical to Followed, and What's Hot is mostly furries and gay porn
October 26, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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Imagine that you own a network of billboards, and you’ve allowed people who pay you $8/month to spray paint dicks and swastikas on them. How many billboards do you think you’re renting to Pepsi after that
October 26, 2023 at 11:21 AM
Wait, if someone blocks you on here, does that make all of your own replies to them also disappear? That's so dumb
October 25, 2023 at 8:26 PM
People who are so liberal they think it's more important to protect norms than it is to hold far-right insurrectionists accountable are such a funny breed
October 25, 2023 at 8:18 PM
So they're ok with forgiving certain debts huh
October 25, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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pondering what today would be like if everyone involved in the Brooks Brothers riot and associated legal efforts (eg, 3 sitting Supreme Court justices) had gone to prison for 20 years like they deserved
Pretty straight line from shutting down the election certification for a few hours to shutting down the legislature for three weeks, done by the same people for the same political goals
October 25, 2023 at 6:45 PM
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the predictable and inevitable consequence of not enforcing any consequences on the elected coup plotters is that they are now in more power and are going to try again.
October 25, 2023 at 4:15 PM
One upside of it getting colder is my cats have gotten significantly more interested in cuddling
October 24, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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It’s Furio Friday
October 20, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I pop on Bluesky every few months and it's kind of wild how it seems like they've done absolutely nothing to add features or improve the place. Is the entire development team just working on scaling it to a larger user base
October 21, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Me and my friends would've respected the Tuunbaq and the cultural heritage of the Inuit people I can tell you that much
October 21, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Ok maybe im coming around on this AI bullshit
October 5, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Wow! Baldur's Gate militia makes short work of Absolutist spy seen lurking around their neighborhood

*Community Note: this is a tiefling refugee*
September 18, 2023 at 2:09 PM
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I knew a kid who instead of wiping would just wad up toilet paper and shove it up there and shit it out the next time then repeating the process, he called it the manpon. He did this till he went to the Marines and the other dudes found out about it in boot camp and beat the hell out of him
I wish that society was more accepting of trans people so we could have toxicly branded MANpons - tampons for MEN
July 30, 2023 at 2:24 AM
I think i finally caught up on the drama and that sure seemed to escalate quickly lol
July 24, 2023 at 8:20 PM
So it sounds like there's finally been a reckoning against the sanctimonious mega scolds?
July 22, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Obama AOC
💪
Getting into Congress
because of Voyager
Janeway. I grew up on TNG, TOS,& VOY, but the strong women characters on Voyager changed my life as a kid. I don’t know if I’d be in Congress if that show wasn’t on TV.

My dad was a huge Star Trek/Roddenberry fan & always talked about its social & political history. I could go on forever about ST 🪐
1. Favorite Star Trek captain?

2. What's going on with these UFOs and the UFO whistleblowers?? Should we be concerned?
July 2, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Patty and Selma probably watched Stargate SG-1 given their love of Richard Dean Anderson
July 2, 2023 at 7:55 PM
When are they gonna let you find all the quote posts of something
July 2, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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Thinking about this today
July 2, 2023 at 5:04 PM