Cynical Pete
@cynicalpete.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Post your getaway vehicle
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Let's fix the passive voice and the euphemism:
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Let's fix the passive voice and the euphemism:
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle
You know, if we started a viral rumor on the internet that Miller was the real president and Trump was brainless puppet (which is likely the case), the orange man-child might fire him and that could be the first domino to get the GOP to finally eat itself
in 40 years of covering politics and government, i've never encountered anyone as sinister as Stephen Miller
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Sinister, Malevolent, Venomous: Stephen Miller Is Like No Other White House Aide in Modern US History
Miller, the deputy White House chief of staff, has never hidden his disfigured and dangerous psyche. But now Donald Trump has empowered him to execute his fascist impulses.
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October 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You know, if we started a viral rumor on the internet that Miller was the real president and Trump was brainless puppet (which is likely the case), the orange man-child might fire him and that could be the first domino to get the GOP to finally eat itself
Beat the Drums of Liberation!
My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Beat the Drums of Liberation!
#HunterTheParenting is the only series I can think of that have vampires, werewolves, colonialism, and existential depression in one episode and not only be coherent, but equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking. Congrats to @alfabusa.bsky.social and his team for this amazing installment!
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
#HunterTheParenting is the only series I can think of that have vampires, werewolves, colonialism, and existential depression in one episode and not only be coherent, but equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking. Congrats to @alfabusa.bsky.social and his team for this amazing installment!
@why.bsky.team What exactly are you trying to do here? You have to know the vast majority of your users hate this kinda thing. You’re only going to hurt this site by promoting garbage like this
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@why.bsky.team What exactly are you trying to do here? You have to know the vast majority of your users hate this kinda thing. You’re only going to hurt this site by promoting garbage like this
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@safety.bsky.app dudes, the fuck??
YOU MUST BE JOKING, @safety.bsky.app, ARE YOU SERIOUS? TWICE?????
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@safety.bsky.app dudes, the fuck??
Oh, because this has always been associated with good things in the gaming industry
kotaku.com/nintendo-swi...
kotaku.com/nintendo-swi...
Nintendo Reportedly Being Stingy With Switch 2 Dev Kits
Reports indicate that Nintendo is reluctant to give devs the tools need to make the hardware sing
kotaku.com
August 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh, because this has always been associated with good things in the gaming industry
kotaku.com/nintendo-swi...
kotaku.com/nintendo-swi...
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I want Congressional Democrats to shut down the federal government unless or until their negotiating demands are met. Use all the leverage you have! Repost if you agree!
August 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I want Congressional Democrats to shut down the federal government unless or until their negotiating demands are met. Use all the leverage you have! Repost if you agree!
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Gonna go out on another and say he’s only read the Wikipedia article for half of those
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gonna go out on another and say he’s only read the Wikipedia article for half of those
@safety.bsky.app hey, uh...what the hell is this?
August 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@safety.bsky.app hey, uh...what the hell is this?
Knights of the Old Republic *mourns in failed remake*
August 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Knights of the Old Republic *mourns in failed remake*
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All these decent people leaving us, while we’re stuck with all these monsters. Rest in Peace
All these decent people leaving us, while we’re stuck with all these monsters. Rest in Peace
Redirecting...
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July 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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All these decent people leaving us, while we’re stuck with all these monsters. Rest in Peace
All these decent people leaving us, while we’re stuck with all these monsters. Rest in Peace
The head of FEMA used to manage metal bands in the 80s and early 90s, but fell off when boy bands started to become popular
The head of FEMA was a short lived American roadie for Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds in 1992 but was sacked for dropping amps and not knowing who Milton was.
the head of fema finally rolled out of bed, grabbed a shirt off the floor, and showed up in texas
July 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The head of FEMA used to manage metal bands in the 80s and early 90s, but fell off when boy bands started to become popular
first time i've heard of this site, and i'm happy to participate. at @dominicnoble.bsky.social's suggestion, i'm picking up Raybearer and Equal Rites: A Discworld Novel
You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
July 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
first time i've heard of this site, and i'm happy to participate. at @dominicnoble.bsky.social's suggestion, i'm picking up Raybearer and Equal Rites: A Discworld Novel
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fuckin' hell. the 2024 election almost killed my hope that anyone actually qualified for their job would get elected again, but here we are
June 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
fuckin' hell. the 2024 election almost killed my hope that anyone actually qualified for their job would get elected again, but here we are
Just felt like posting this tonight: "I'm a human being, I exist. And if I speak one thought aloud, that thought lives, even after I'm shoveled into my grave."
May 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Just felt like posting this tonight: "I'm a human being, I exist. And if I speak one thought aloud, that thought lives, even after I'm shoveled into my grave."
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
A NEW HOP
A NEW HOP
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
FINDING EMO
FINDING EMO
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
TME BANDITS
TME BANDITS
May 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
A NEW HOP
A NEW HOP