AJ
@cvscardborrower.bsky.social
2x award-winning dead body actor currently putting off going for the triple crown
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Donald Trump is doing extrajudicial war the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Donald Trump is doing extrajudicial war the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce:
I need a one dance.
I need a one dance.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce:
I need a one dance.
I need a one dance.
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when you're downed but your teammate is AFK
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
when you're downed but your teammate is AFK
Computer, play ICU2 by TOPS for the 9th time today
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Computer, play ICU2 by TOPS for the 9th time today
Wishing you all a VERY Chili Sunday
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wishing you all a VERY Chili Sunday
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live feed of me every time i eat ice cream
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
live feed of me every time i eat ice cream
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when I die, chisel a QR code into my tombstone that links to a live camera feed from just behind you
September 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
when I die, chisel a QR code into my tombstone that links to a live camera feed from just behind you
So is the rapture a morning thing or do I still have to go to all of my meetings today for work?
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
So is the rapture a morning thing or do I still have to go to all of my meetings today for work?
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honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
I shouldn’t be in the office right now, I should be at home, watching Pokemon Concierge season 2 and crying
September 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I shouldn’t be in the office right now, I should be at home, watching Pokemon Concierge season 2 and crying
If you think you need to own a Chevy Tahoe, I promise that you actually don’t
August 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you think you need to own a Chevy Tahoe, I promise that you actually don’t
club cafe tequila sunrise!!!!!!!
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
club cafe tequila sunrise!!!!!!!
I love that our summers are now either hotter than the Balrog’s taint or extra hazy because of wildfire smoke. Thank you so much global warming, this is awesome and just what I wanted!
August 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love that our summers are now either hotter than the Balrog’s taint or extra hazy because of wildfire smoke. Thank you so much global warming, this is awesome and just what I wanted!
They should let you shazam smells
August 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
They should let you shazam smells
I’m just saying that the Now You See Me sequel names “Now 2 See Me” and “Now You 3 Me” have been there the whole time
July 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m just saying that the Now You See Me sequel names “Now 2 See Me” and “Now You 3 Me” have been there the whole time
The new Tyler album goes absolutely crazy in the gym
July 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The new Tyler album goes absolutely crazy in the gym
Alright the jig is up:
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
July 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Alright the jig is up:
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
H Mart Crispy Pad Thai, I was not familiar with your game
July 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
H Mart Crispy Pad Thai, I was not familiar with your game