AJ
@cvscardborrower.bsky.social
2x award-winning dead body actor currently putting off going for the triple crown
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce:
I need a one dance.
I need a one dance.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce:
I need a one dance.
I need a one dance.
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when you're downed but your teammate is AFK
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
when you're downed but your teammate is AFK
Computer, play ICU2 by TOPS for the 9th time today
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Computer, play ICU2 by TOPS for the 9th time today
Wishing you all a VERY Chili Sunday
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wishing you all a VERY Chili Sunday
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live feed of me every time i eat ice cream
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
live feed of me every time i eat ice cream
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when I die, chisel a QR code into my tombstone that links to a live camera feed from just behind you
September 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
when I die, chisel a QR code into my tombstone that links to a live camera feed from just behind you
So is the rapture a morning thing or do I still have to go to all of my meetings today for work?
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
So is the rapture a morning thing or do I still have to go to all of my meetings today for work?
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honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
I shouldn’t be in the office right now, I should be at home, watching Pokemon Concierge season 2 and crying
September 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I shouldn’t be in the office right now, I should be at home, watching Pokemon Concierge season 2 and crying
If you think you need to own a Chevy Tahoe, I promise that you actually don’t
August 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you think you need to own a Chevy Tahoe, I promise that you actually don’t
club cafe tequila sunrise!!!!!!!
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
club cafe tequila sunrise!!!!!!!
I love that our summers are now either hotter than the Balrog’s taint or extra hazy because of wildfire smoke. Thank you so much global warming, this is awesome and just what I wanted!
August 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love that our summers are now either hotter than the Balrog’s taint or extra hazy because of wildfire smoke. Thank you so much global warming, this is awesome and just what I wanted!
They should let you shazam smells
August 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
They should let you shazam smells
I’m just saying that the Now You See Me sequel names “Now 2 See Me” and “Now You 3 Me” have been there the whole time
July 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m just saying that the Now You See Me sequel names “Now 2 See Me” and “Now You 3 Me” have been there the whole time
The new Tyler album goes absolutely crazy in the gym
July 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The new Tyler album goes absolutely crazy in the gym
Alright the jig is up:
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
July 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Alright the jig is up:
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.
H Mart Crispy Pad Thai, I was not familiar with your game
July 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
H Mart Crispy Pad Thai, I was not familiar with your game
Lord God, if I see one more AI slop “Trump resistance” post on my timeline, I am going to have a coronary
June 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lord God, if I see one more AI slop “Trump resistance” post on my timeline, I am going to have a coronary
Thank you to Ethel Cain and PinkPantheress for releasing an 80-minute EP and a 20-minute album this year
May 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thank you to Ethel Cain and PinkPantheress for releasing an 80-minute EP and a 20-minute album this year