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most places i'm ctrlaltcookie unless some bellend took it :p
#vtuber
the *only #slimetuber
*(citation needed)
twitch.tv/ctrlaltcookie
most places i'm ctrlaltcookie unless some bellend took it :p
#vtuber
the *only #slimetuber
*(citation needed)
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see me on twitch, youtube, or discord
butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️
butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️
i got my hoodie from youtube lmao
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i got my hoodie from youtube lmao
everyday i write six or seven skeets then delete them without sending. they aren't bad either, im just trying to hold more back, like those boxers who didnt cum cos they thought itd maintain their strength in the ring
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
everyday i write six or seven skeets then delete them without sending. they aren't bad either, im just trying to hold more back, like those boxers who didnt cum cos they thought itd maintain their strength in the ring
intentionally filming strangers outside while they do something harmlessly cringe is willing acceptance of your active role in surveillance capitalism
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
intentionally filming strangers outside while they do something harmlessly cringe is willing acceptance of your active role in surveillance capitalism
i mostly used to watch twitch on my phone and its now such an unbearable ordeal that I've gotten back into reading, i suppose that means i support dan clancy's 754th consecutive day without doing any actual work as the twitch ceo
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i mostly used to watch twitch on my phone and its now such an unbearable ordeal that I've gotten back into reading, i suppose that means i support dan clancy's 754th consecutive day without doing any actual work as the twitch ceo
spoilers for movies and spoilers for books live in different countries, movies are in a near constant state of spoilerdom, people nattering too loudly in a shop queue about the latest whomsoever or whatsit film, but books are so varied, so unexplored, you never hear endings or large plot points
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
spoilers for movies and spoilers for books live in different countries, movies are in a near constant state of spoilerdom, people nattering too loudly in a shop queue about the latest whomsoever or whatsit film, but books are so varied, so unexplored, you never hear endings or large plot points
does arc raiders have skill based matchmaking? i dooont think it does but i just wanna ask folks who know
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
does arc raiders have skill based matchmaking? i dooont think it does but i just wanna ask folks who know
i don't wanna take cold and flu tablets??!!?? i want warm and well tablets 1!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i don't wanna take cold and flu tablets??!!?? i want warm and well tablets 1!!!
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November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
you ever think about how 00:56:30 into the truman show, during a conversation with marlon, truman wordlessly mouths along to his friends monologue "we were right together we were wrong together" because the show runners forgot he had heard this line before, but truman can't because it's his reality
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
you ever think about how 00:56:30 into the truman show, during a conversation with marlon, truman wordlessly mouths along to his friends monologue "we were right together we were wrong together" because the show runners forgot he had heard this line before, but truman can't because it's his reality
i have a body panic response to flu seasons from years of trying not to die from covid and it sucks because how do i tell a doctor "hello i am in a panic state but mentally i'm fine, it's jsut you see my body is used to trying not to die during this season" like fml
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i have a body panic response to flu seasons from years of trying not to die from covid and it sucks because how do i tell a doctor "hello i am in a panic state but mentally i'm fine, it's jsut you see my body is used to trying not to die during this season" like fml
the problem with 99% of bronze players is purely mental, all of them have the ego of a top 500 player but the actual skill of a toddler
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
the problem with 99% of bronze players is purely mental, all of them have the ego of a top 500 player but the actual skill of a toddler
you drink water to hydrate and stay healthy
i drink water so i don't dehydrate crying at anime
we are not the same
i drink water so i don't dehydrate crying at anime
we are not the same
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
you drink water to hydrate and stay healthy
i drink water so i don't dehydrate crying at anime
we are not the same
i drink water so i don't dehydrate crying at anime
we are not the same
i don't post much, that probably wont change, sorry
social media runs on hate and anger and arguments, lots of negative emotions, i'm very tired of that kind of interaction
social media runs on hate and anger and arguments, lots of negative emotions, i'm very tired of that kind of interaction
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't post much, that probably wont change, sorry
social media runs on hate and anger and arguments, lots of negative emotions, i'm very tired of that kind of interaction
social media runs on hate and anger and arguments, lots of negative emotions, i'm very tired of that kind of interaction
remember to fuck today chat
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
remember to fuck today chat
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playing around with styles again
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
playing around with styles again
have you ever wanted to be pat on the head by me? or just a higher quality headpatting gif for streaming in general? WELL THEN I HAVE JUST THE FREE ITEM FOR YOU patpat.gif for all your head patpating needs
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custom headpatting gif that i made during a stream where i rotoscoped my own hand
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October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
have you ever wanted to be pat on the head by me? or just a higher quality headpatting gif for streaming in general? WELL THEN I HAVE JUST THE FREE ITEM FOR YOU patpat.gif for all your head patpating needs
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i'd rate myself a 3, i am not intimidating in any manner
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i'd rate myself a 3, i am not intimidating in any manner
see me on twitch, youtube, or discord
butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️
butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
see me on twitch, youtube, or discord
butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️
butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️
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It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.
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if you make a video game and release it on the pc, let people rebind the keyboard controls as freely as possible
"oooo this game is better on controller uwu"
fuck you no it isn't, it's a 2d platformer
if SNES devs could give you free reign on the controls, so can you
"oooo this game is better on controller uwu"
fuck you no it isn't, it's a 2d platformer
if SNES devs could give you free reign on the controls, so can you
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
if you make a video game and release it on the pc, let people rebind the keyboard controls as freely as possible
"oooo this game is better on controller uwu"
fuck you no it isn't, it's a 2d platformer
if SNES devs could give you free reign on the controls, so can you
"oooo this game is better on controller uwu"
fuck you no it isn't, it's a 2d platformer
if SNES devs could give you free reign on the controls, so can you
unfiltered isn't better
trump and starmer dont need to be hitler to be detrimental to democracy
posting hyperbole all the time isnt the same as having an original, or interesting thought
trans rights are human rights
suck dick do crime eat pussy and fuck the police
trump and starmer dont need to be hitler to be detrimental to democracy
posting hyperbole all the time isnt the same as having an original, or interesting thought
trans rights are human rights
suck dick do crime eat pussy and fuck the police
October 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
unfiltered isn't better
trump and starmer dont need to be hitler to be detrimental to democracy
posting hyperbole all the time isnt the same as having an original, or interesting thought
trans rights are human rights
suck dick do crime eat pussy and fuck the police
trump and starmer dont need to be hitler to be detrimental to democracy
posting hyperbole all the time isnt the same as having an original, or interesting thought
trans rights are human rights
suck dick do crime eat pussy and fuck the police
most nights i'm up late, straight up dwarvin it (playing dorf fotess), all up in that fortussy (forting it), i mean extreme levels of dorfing just absolutely pounding the fortussy getting kinda stinky with it (so many corpses) and i'm a bit outta control (my dorfs are tantrumming)
October 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
most nights i'm up late, straight up dwarvin it (playing dorf fotess), all up in that fortussy (forting it), i mean extreme levels of dorfing just absolutely pounding the fortussy getting kinda stinky with it (so many corpses) and i'm a bit outta control (my dorfs are tantrumming)
no schedule this week i'm too sick and scrungly, it's gorilla lives all week
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
no schedule this week i'm too sick and scrungly, it's gorilla lives all week
oop it's proper autumn / winter now in the uk, my body clock doesn't wake me up at 8 anymore, im gonna have to set alarms lmao SORRY EVERY STREAM WILL BE LATE FOR A BIT MOMAS GOT SEASONAL AFFECTIVE
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
oop it's proper autumn / winter now in the uk, my body clock doesn't wake me up at 8 anymore, im gonna have to set alarms lmao SORRY EVERY STREAM WILL BE LATE FOR A BIT MOMAS GOT SEASONAL AFFECTIVE
ive shed so many youtube subs over the last two weeks, my guess (and it is just a guess) would be fighting game folks, which is good, i dont think my current or future work will interest them in the slightest
October 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ive shed so many youtube subs over the last two weeks, my guess (and it is just a guess) would be fighting game folks, which is good, i dont think my current or future work will interest them in the slightest