Cryptid Cassie
@cryptidcassie.bsky.social
She/her.
Exhausted. Burnt out even.
Your resident archfey with a hyperfixation.
Everything I post comes from the lips of an oracle.
Exhausted. Burnt out even.
Your resident archfey with a hyperfixation.
Everything I post comes from the lips of an oracle.
out of context spoilers: freak 4 freak wiccany stonks go brrrr #CriticalRoleSpoilers
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
out of context spoilers: freak 4 freak wiccany stonks go brrrr #CriticalRoleSpoilers
The Hague (magic the gathering ban list) has apprehended the Imp (Vivi Ornitier) for crimes (being cauldron fodder) against Standard, fs in chat for the izzet mains
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Hague (magic the gathering ban list) has apprehended the Imp (Vivi Ornitier) for crimes (being cauldron fodder) against Standard, fs in chat for the izzet mains
Upon further reflection, campaign 4 feels like the 1st few chapters of a fantasy novel where you don't have the huge character glossary and maps in the back memorized and don't know what's going on. In other words, a magical feeling that makes rereading later great #CriticalRole
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Upon further reflection, campaign 4 feels like the 1st few chapters of a fantasy novel where you don't have the huge character glossary and maps in the back memorized and don't know what's going on. In other words, a magical feeling that makes rereading later great #CriticalRole
Lorwyn comeback in D&D before MTG is an insane reveal, what do you mean it's getting folded into Forgotten Realms canon before it gets a new set?? It's been YEARS. I wasn't even playing when it debuted, I just watched the Spice8Rack video essay forever ago
September 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Lorwyn comeback in D&D before MTG is an insane reveal, what do you mean it's getting folded into Forgotten Realms canon before it gets a new set?? It's been YEARS. I wasn't even playing when it debuted, I just watched the Spice8Rack video essay forever ago
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Once again, Jesus Christ, if your own policy would ban, like, The Handmaid's Tale, The Colour Purple, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Clockwork Orange, Blood Meridian, Measure For Measure, like.... what are we doing here. What is this for
September 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Once again, Jesus Christ, if your own policy would ban, like, The Handmaid's Tale, The Colour Purple, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Clockwork Orange, Blood Meridian, Measure For Measure, like.... what are we doing here. What is this for
hate to be negative but rip live chat i never once had a good experience reading your endless stream of psychic damage
that being said, killing rebroadcasts suck, i do hope they backtrack on that if they're able
#CriticalRole
that being said, killing rebroadcasts suck, i do hope they backtrack on that if they're able
#CriticalRole
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
hate to be negative but rip live chat i never once had a good experience reading your endless stream of psychic damage
that being said, killing rebroadcasts suck, i do hope they backtrack on that if they're able
#CriticalRole
that being said, killing rebroadcasts suck, i do hope they backtrack on that if they're able
#CriticalRole
Between hot orc aabria, stabby fairy laura and whatever the ever living fuck taliesin has going on, campaign 4 is gonna go so insanely hard #CriticalRole
September 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Between hot orc aabria, stabby fairy laura and whatever the ever living fuck taliesin has going on, campaign 4 is gonna go so insanely hard #CriticalRole
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This is how insane people sound when you tell them why A.I. is bad
July 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is how insane people sound when you tell them why A.I. is bad
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i love him. he is so aware of the genre he is in.
July 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i love him. he is so aware of the genre he is in.
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me reading an op ed about millionaires moving out of nyc if mamdani wins
June 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
me reading an op ed about millionaires moving out of nyc if mamdani wins
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HOLY SHIT. DID CUOMO JUST CONCEDE??!
June 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
HOLY SHIT. DID CUOMO JUST CONCEDE??!
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It's time to pay fealty
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's time to pay fealty
minthara baenre, professional hater, funniest person i know, and love of my life
“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe.”
June 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
minthara baenre, professional hater, funniest person i know, and love of my life
i miss my girlfail yearner representation
lo-fi beats to make a dnd character to 🎵
my piece for the @exandriaartists.bsky.social lo-fi project!
#criticalrolefanart #criticalrolefi
my piece for the @exandriaartists.bsky.social lo-fi project!
#criticalrolefanart #criticalrolefi
June 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i miss my girlfail yearner representation
mandatory age of umbra meme because liam and laura are delighting in creeping out travis and it is sending me #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers #AgeOfUmbra #AgeOfUmbraSpoilers
June 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
mandatory age of umbra meme because liam and laura are delighting in creeping out travis and it is sending me #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers #AgeOfUmbra #AgeOfUmbraSpoilers
I'd like to wish the CR crew and the folks over at Darrington Press a very happy "Dawn of a New Age, All Hail 100 More Years of Daggerheart"
#Daggerheart #CriticalRole #TTRPG
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
#Daggerheart #CriticalRole #TTRPG
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Why Dungeons & Dragons storytelling duo signed with Critical Role
Dungeons & Dragons gurus Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford left their longtime home, Wizards of the Coast, to join Critical Role's Darrington Press.
www.latimes.com
June 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'd like to wish the CR crew and the folks over at Darrington Press a very happy "Dawn of a New Age, All Hail 100 More Years of Daggerheart"
#Daggerheart #CriticalRole #TTRPG
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
#Daggerheart #CriticalRole #TTRPG
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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that's a common misconception; the creature's name is actually Goncharov's Monster,
May 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
that's a common misconception; the creature's name is actually Goncharov's Monster,
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Incredibly wholesome, but also, I can't help but laugh. I mean, picking the name Luna is a bet so safe you could store gold in it
I wonder if I can get on TikTok today without crying?
*five minutes later*
…nope 😭
*five minutes later*
…nope 😭
May 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Incredibly wholesome, but also, I can't help but laugh. I mean, picking the name Luna is a bet so safe you could store gold in it
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Two most annoying kinds of videos to run into on YouTube are "video essays" that are just plot summaries or paraphrased Wikipedia articles and "reactions" where the YouTuber barely does any reacting
May 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Two most annoying kinds of videos to run into on YouTube are "video essays" that are just plot summaries or paraphrased Wikipedia articles and "reactions" where the YouTuber barely does any reacting
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for those unfamiliar with competitive Pokemon this is the equivalent of if the NBA made guns legal and Lebron James insisted that this was ruining the sport but was forced to use one in order to keep up with the competition and despite his hatred of guns the NBA started out giving Lebron Themed Guns
Serebii Update: The Pokémon North America International Championships will distribute a code to get an Incineroar based on Wolfe Glick's Incineroar during the stream
Details @ www.serebii.net
Details @ www.serebii.net
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
for those unfamiliar with competitive Pokemon this is the equivalent of if the NBA made guns legal and Lebron James insisted that this was ruining the sport but was forced to use one in order to keep up with the competition and despite his hatred of guns the NBA started out giving Lebron Themed Guns