Shohei Ohtani’s 2038 deferred paycheck
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Man I Love Freddie
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shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
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this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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Lifelong vampire runs into larger, smarter vampire and now has ethical problems with blood sucking.
quite the accusation from Saks
*SACKS: EVIDENCE THAT DEEPSEEK DISTILLED KNOWLEDGE FROM OPENAI
*SACKS: EVIDENCE THAT DEEPSEEK DISTILLED KNOWLEDGE FROM OPENAI
January 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Lifelong vampire runs into larger, smarter vampire and now has ethical problems with blood sucking.
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well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
Miss u Gavin Lux. Thanks for the memes
January 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Miss u Gavin Lux. Thanks for the memes
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A cheese platter at a holiday party where I’m an awkward plus one hates to see me coming
December 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
A cheese platter at a holiday party where I’m an awkward plus one hates to see me coming
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I cannot stand when defenders who turn into ball carriers run out of bounds when the nearest guy trying to make a tackle is the QB. Go hit him! Rare opportunity to lay the wood, do it
December 6, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I cannot stand when defenders who turn into ball carriers run out of bounds when the nearest guy trying to make a tackle is the QB. Go hit him! Rare opportunity to lay the wood, do it
Lmao Jameis
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Lmao Jameis
What yall think?
November 28, 2024 at 8:23 PM
What yall think?
Now we have two of the 2020 Rays starting pitchers
November 27, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Now we have two of the 2020 Rays starting pitchers
Approaching bah humbug
November 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Approaching bah humbug
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the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement
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Today was a reminder that college football has never been about who wins it all at the end. It's about the ride.
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Today was a reminder that college football has never been about who wins it all at the end. It's about the ride.
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When businesses talk about ending government “overreach” they’re usually talking about screwing their customers over
Delta’s CEO says Trump has promised to roll back a rule requiring automatic refunds on canceled flights and another requiring airlines to disclose the full cost of a ticket up front
Delta CEO says the Trump administration will reverse government 'overreach' seen under Biden
The chief executive of Delta Air Lines says the incoming Trump administration will be a “breath of fresh air” for airlines after what he called government “overreach” under President Joe Biden.
apnews.com
November 21, 2024 at 11:45 AM
When businesses talk about ending government “overreach” they’re usually talking about screwing their customers over
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Happy 10 Year Anniversary Frank Beamer.
a man wearing a vt shirt stands in front of a group of football players
Alt: a man wearing a vt shirt stands in front of a group of football players.
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Happy 10 Year Anniversary Frank Beamer.
Not to brag or anything, but like 4 people liked something I skeeted
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Not to brag or anything, but like 4 people liked something I skeeted
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2024 PitchingNinja Filthiest Sweepers/Sliders of the Year (Reliever). 😳🏆
Winner: Blake Treinen
Winner: Blake Treinen
November 22, 2024 at 12:40 PM
2024 PitchingNinja Filthiest Sweepers/Sliders of the Year (Reliever). 😳🏆
Winner: Blake Treinen
Winner: Blake Treinen
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The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
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What sport should we play more of in the snow?
Snow basketball?
Snow baseball?
Snow cricket?
Snow beach volleyball?
Snow basketball?
Snow baseball?
Snow cricket?
Snow beach volleyball?
November 22, 2024 at 3:11 AM
What sport should we play more of in the snow?
Snow basketball?
Snow baseball?
Snow cricket?
Snow beach volleyball?
Snow basketball?
Snow baseball?
Snow cricket?
Snow beach volleyball?