The nefarious anglerfish
@crudman.bsky.social
When I'm not doing the research, conducting exclusive interviews, or reporting the facts, I like to enjoy my down time by banging trash can lids with a hammer and/or telling my neighbor's dogs to shut the fuck up. Legalize smoking chore
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Was this posted from a height chair
December 17, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Was this posted from a height chair
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A romhack where Aeris is saved at the last second by me, wearing a cool trenchcoat who has even longer silver hair and an even longer sword. There's a famous cutscene later where I turn around in the fire but a lot more than Sephiroth. I spin around about nine or ten times.
December 17, 2024 at 3:22 AM
A romhack where Aeris is saved at the last second by me, wearing a cool trenchcoat who has even longer silver hair and an even longer sword. There's a famous cutscene later where I turn around in the fire but a lot more than Sephiroth. I spin around about nine or ten times.
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If you see a toilet in your dreams…. Use it.
December 17, 2024 at 2:39 AM
If you see a toilet in your dreams…. Use it.
I was compelled by demons to write this
December 17, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I was compelled by demons to write this
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Burger King feels like the kind of food that gives you diarrhea that comes out cold
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Burger King feels like the kind of food that gives you diarrhea that comes out cold
My cat doing the "Vinch Face" She's so stupid
December 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM
My cat doing the "Vinch Face" She's so stupid
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I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
I know this guy's already in hell getting pitchforked like a bale of hay
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, who was fatally shot in Midtown Manhattan in what police called a brazen, targeted killing, spent more than 20 years ascending the ranks at one of the nation’s leading insurance businesses while raising a family in suburban Minneapolis.
Brian Thompson, Chief Executive of UnitedHealthcare, Dies at 50
Mr. Thompson, who was fatally shot in Midtown Manhattan, rose to the top of one of the world’s biggest insurance companies.
nyti.ms
December 5, 2024 at 10:22 AM
I know this guy's already in hell getting pitchforked like a bale of hay
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Just got home, dropped everything, and ran to my kids' room to hug them tightly (they are heartless and unrepentant medical insurance executives)
December 5, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Just got home, dropped everything, and ran to my kids' room to hug them tightly (they are heartless and unrepentant medical insurance executives)
Am I just supposed to pretend he isn't peak?
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Am I just supposed to pretend he isn't peak?
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I like to day things like this outloud at the airport, it gives me such a huge rush. I feel like the only next best thing would be hunting another human for sport.
I love being high as fuck at the airport with a gun in my backpack
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I like to day things like this outloud at the airport, it gives me such a huge rush. I feel like the only next best thing would be hunting another human for sport.
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I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.
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Unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to get a person like this to kill themselves
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to get a person like this to kill themselves
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the ONLY opsec tip you really need is shut the fuck up. in all circumstances. shut up. stop talking. about everything
November 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
the ONLY opsec tip you really need is shut the fuck up. in all circumstances. shut up. stop talking. about everything
Where's the YouTube vanced at.
November 26, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Where's the YouTube vanced at.
Holy fuck employed again shits Hard
November 26, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Holy fuck employed again shits Hard
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"Sorry but I have a feeling this is going to be me for the next four years Sorry but I have a feeling this is going to be me for the next four years Sorry but I have a feeling this is going to be me for the next four years"
November 23, 2024 at 3:37 AM
"Sorry but I have a feeling this is going to be me for the next four years Sorry but I have a feeling this is going to be me for the next four years Sorry but I have a feeling this is going to be me for the next four years"
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god i hate my kids...and first responders
November 23, 2024 at 12:09 AM
god i hate my kids...and first responders
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This is a mute list of all the accounts that reposted the Cat With Sunglasses skeet. The vast majority of them are using AI headers and profile pics and also reposting two other posts about a car crash and pro wrestling.
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
This is a mute list of all the accounts that reposted the Cat With Sunglasses skeet. The vast majority of them are using AI headers and profile pics and also reposting two other posts about a car crash and pro wrestling.
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My car insurance is one million dollars a month
November 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
My car insurance is one million dollars a month
Some journalists do really important, ground breaking work. Some journalists waste oxygen on writing bug fucker propaganda like this one here. Who's lining your pockets bug fucker?? Please tell
Opinion - The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons: In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons
In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 23, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Some journalists do really important, ground breaking work. Some journalists waste oxygen on writing bug fucker propaganda like this one here. Who's lining your pockets bug fucker?? Please tell
Posting myself from a different era - this was 2017 while I was having a Piss Christ Moment.
November 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Posting myself from a different era - this was 2017 while I was having a Piss Christ Moment.
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(reprint) please this is one of my favorite videos of all time
November 21, 2024 at 11:14 PM
(reprint) please this is one of my favorite videos of all time
In my shed I've perfected the most flammable thing Ive ever made
November 22, 2024 at 2:35 PM
In my shed I've perfected the most flammable thing Ive ever made