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crudman.bsky.social
The nefarious anglerfish
@crudman.bsky.social
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When I'm not doing the research, conducting exclusive interviews, or reporting the facts, I like to enjoy my down time by banging trash can lids with a hammer and/or telling my neighbor's dogs to shut the fuck up. Legalize smoking chore
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crudman.bsky.social
I was compelled by demons to write this
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I sipped a miller, weary Over many an essay, video, detailing Fallout New Vegas lore, While I sat there, tipsy, hazy, suddenly my tummy crazy As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my asshole door "Haaah," I belly laughed and grunted, standing hunched And bracing for, "Farting on my roommates door"
December 17, 2024 at 2:44 AM
crudman.bsky.social
My cat doing the "Vinch Face" She's so stupid
Me Petting my cat on the back of the head just how she likes it, her face all squinched up, mouth slightly open, Booyah
December 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM
crudman.bsky.social
Am I just supposed to pretend he isn't peak?
Arctozolt, that pokemon with the little bart Simpson dinosaur head on a frozen fish body
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
crudman.bsky.social
In this one I'm doing the My Brother Blew Himself Up face.
Me doing the Bronx face
November 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
crudman.bsky.social
This one pretty good.
Me attempting to photosynthesize via eating the light
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM
crudman.bsky.social
I'm just gonna take this moment to post my hall of shame worst selfies ever.

This is Percival Petunia
Me pulling a scunched to fuck face with the purple set to max
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
crudman.bsky.social
Posting myself from a different era - this was 2017 while I was having a Piss Christ Moment.
Picture of me when I was younger, pulling a Brain Dead Face, color saturated to hell and set yellow to max
November 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
crudman.bsky.social
In my shed I've perfected the most flammable thing Ive ever made
Pictured is a soup can "hobo stove". Obscured by the outer can are square vents with 3 of 4 sides cut, the results tabs pushed in as to draw the air in with a spin kind of like a turbine. Spinny spirally flame is the result. I fed it 91% isopropyl alcohol.
November 22, 2024 at 2:35 PM
crudman.bsky.social
That seems like the kind of thing that would obliterate me, Christ. Hugs
Dog sitting in partially submersed folding chair: It's going to be okay, but it's going to be different
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
crudman.bsky.social
Steve made this but it's a crown jewel.
November 20, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Line cook days.
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 AM
crudman.bsky.social
Me as a gourd.
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM
crudman.bsky.social
More old #art this is the best comic I've ever made.
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
crudman.bsky.social
Sharing some of my older #art, some #pikmin fan creatures
A fan variant of the armored cannon beetle from Pikmin 1, named "Lekking Cannon Beetle", species name granitus vulgaris. Has a green carapace, a rhinoceros beetle horn and two oxygen pores instead of the one. Pikmin fan variant of the burrowing snagret, named "Greater eastern water snagret", species name shiropedes Theseus. Has a heron style head and neck with the body of some sort of plesiosaurus. Fan variant of the bulblorb from Pikmin, species name Oculus fortus, has asymmetrical and rock encrusted eyes, a more well developed jaw with teeth similar to a gator, and rocks covering its abdomen.
November 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
crudman.bsky.social
Holy shit
November 19, 2024 at 8:58 AM
crudman.bsky.social
I had something here.
November 19, 2024 at 8:31 AM
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Enchanting comment I saw on a porn site. "Activate felatio pork brain protocol" became a vocal tic so forcefully and instantly. By God.
Comment on a porn site: "by order of Azrael, activate felatio pork brain protocol : black mirror:Lucifer=Satan=apo"
November 19, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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Klondike bar edited to say "Klonopin"
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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This was originally about jeeps.
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 AM
crudman.bsky.social
Let's get some of my oc/memes I've desecrated up in here
Two panel meme white background. Left panel has picture of blue bottle fly and fire ant and is captioned "Barely a snack! Who do they think I am?". Right panel has a Luna moth, cicada, sphinx moth, another cicada, millipede of some variety, rhino beetle, praying mantis, another moth, is captioned "Now we're talking. Finally, something to eat!".
November 19, 2024 at 8:24 AM
crudman.bsky.social
#art #pokemon #fakemon Drew a Delta Crabominable.

Pokedex:
Ornery and solitary, this Pokémon recharges its ki by bathing in hot springs. In fights, it rapidly sways backwards before going in with an electric wind claw.
November 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM
crudman.bsky.social
#art Have a Comic
Caveman business man threatening a programmer with a large wooden club. Caveman: SHAREHOLDER WANT RANDOM FUCKIN CHATGPT CHATBOT IN APP NOW Programmer: OH MERCY I'LL DO IT
November 18, 2024 at 10:04 AM
crudman.bsky.social
#art Drew an angel baby :)
November 11, 2024 at 7:32 AM
crudman.bsky.social
Carve a bonker for free. The act of carving a bonker out of a piece of wood, having it fit in your hands just perfect, making sure it fucking bonks, is deeply spiritual.
Roughly 2.5 foot long recurved wooden club with a duct-taped end being held at arms length
November 9, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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So Fucking Tired
November 9, 2024 at 7:57 PM