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…and so we return • Artist, Cosplayer, Chaos • Serial Hobbyist • Theoretically Not Bees • gallery, shops, n more @ https://linktr.ee/crossroadsdog
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The Infinite Gyoza Lust Is real. The correct number of gyoza is more.
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Repair Video

xkcd.com/3163/
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Reminder!!

Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!

Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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this truly is the thing that brings me real joy because this is the piece that’s replicable everywhere. if enough of us show up, their millions of dollars in dark money, bribes and attack ads accomplish nothing. Mamdani is clearly a generational talent but he won’t be the only one we find if we look
The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.

It didn't matter.

Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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There is no way to win this game. There is no behavior that will satisfy them.

You are either failing to live within your means, i.e., swearing off all frivolities like some sort of financial anchorite, or you are ruining the economy by not buying things.
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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FAN ART GALLERY: Nightsong 💀 🪡

Featured artwork by https://linktr.ee/blue13beast

VIEW OUR FULL WEEKLY FAN ART GALLERY ⬇️
https://critrole.com/fan-art-gallery-nightsong/
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Good morning it’s almost time.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Cemetery. Night. An arm explodes out of the ground tossing dirt and debris into the air. A figure emerges out of the earth. It is the undead. They look you in the eye.

It's Recall Thursday.
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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"Yeah, it's me. I need you to list all the ways a pelican's mouth is an unsafe sleep environment for a baby... ... ... Well, I didn't INVENT the internet, Celeste! I just work in it!"
September 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Dame Emma is going to beat Microsoft Copilot to death with her screenwriting Oscar
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Boiled gnocci's always disappointing.

ROASTED though? Till slightly crispy? You'll never try boiled again.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The exact kind of tiny slippery macaroni noodle featured in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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How about a wide release of Frankenstein?
Instead of giving Stranger Things finale a theatrical release, how about just expanding the release of Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN? 🥺
October 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
there are dirty paw prints in the tub.

why was the dog in the tub.
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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If we make it illegal to steal paintings from the Louvre then the entire industry will be unsustainable
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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my less-serious related stance is that if you have the gall to refuse to sell a piece of software AND whine about it being pirated, the thing you're whining about should automatically become public domain. i would call it the Whiny Little Bitch clause and it would change video games forever
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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No kings
Pets Tell Tales: Ancient Rome might have a little something to say about tyrants, fascists and empire.

Art/Lettering by @jordancollver.bsky.social

Words by Calcagus, enemy of Rome
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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a winning coalition is going to include people you don’t personally think are cool (doesn’t mean people who don’t believe you’re a person…. those are different things sweetie…)
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM