You go for Horsegirl and not I LOVE BONES right underneath it???

"Yeah, it's me. I need you to list all the ways a pelican's mouth is an unsafe sleep environment for a baby... ... ... Well, I didn't INVENT the internet, Celeste! I just work in it!"

Dame Emma is going to beat Microsoft Copilot to death with her screenwriting Oscar

Boiled gnocci's always disappointing.

ROASTED though? Till slightly crispy? You'll never try boiled again.

she didn’t do a very good job of it then

my less-serious related stance is that if you have the gall to refuse to sell a piece of software AND whine about it being pirated, the thing you're whining about should automatically become public domain. i would call it the Whiny Little Bitch clause and it would change video games forever