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Chris Bassett
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Smells better than a horse. Handsome but easily bamboozled.

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11/25/2025
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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they're gonna give the robots human rights and healthcare before they give it to you
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Wow the director of “the underground comedy movie” and “InAPPropriate Comedy” is getting into politics
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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When you think about it, plants are the kulaks of the natural world. Their "photosynthesis" is nothing more than bourgeois parasitism on the honest proletarian labour of the noble Stakhanovite sun
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:

HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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FREE LUIGI - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Get The Look
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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That dog is very stressed, maybe setting off some fireworks near it is a solution
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like

- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Happy Doctor Who Day everyone
62 years of Gallifreyan fun and frolics!
👍👏🩷
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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the key feature of "bad photoshop" was not that it was "bad" but that you could see the hand of the person who made it. "bad photoshop" is a triumph of human will over technical stumbling blocks. it's why the shaggs are magical and AI Music Slop is forgotten before you can even finish listening
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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he killed a million people
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Trump's performance, MTG's about face, Rogan questioning the Big Lie, it's protective ass-covering as we head into the midterms and beyond with an increasingly uneasy populace. It's a ruse. And the media will largely fall for it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
The Pope got to meet Dario Argento! I wonder which of the Three Mothers trilogy is Leo's fav, I'm gonna say Inferno, cos this Pope doesn't seem like a Suspiria kinda guy.
The Pope welcomed a number of Hollywood film stars to the Vatican, where he called cinema a "vehicle of hope".

More than 100 film industry professionals were received at the Apostolic Palace, including Cate Blanchett, Alison Brie and Viggo Mortensen.
jrnl.ie/6875825
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM