Chris Bassett
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Chris Bassett
@crispasset.bsky.social
Smells better than a horse. Handsome but easily bamboozled.

https://linktr.ee/crispasset
Sorry I’m seeing this so late. Happy belated birthday! Here’s Nova, Panda, and Max.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's nice to see GWAR get their own holiday.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color green.
(but which one do I mean?)
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Post a meme made by you
September 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
R.I.P. Christopher H. Bidmead
It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for.
August 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
R.I.P. Brent Hinds
I took this photo way back in 2002 at the New England Hardcore and Metal Festival, the first time I saw Mastodon.
August 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m shelf-reading my section at work and I see these. THE TIMING!
June 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only).
April 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
March 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
March 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m that guy
Surfin’ by
On a fuckin’ shrimp sandwich
March 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Yeah, everybody has health care and nobody has a billion dollars. Totally the same.
March 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
November 23, 2024 at 8:32 PM