Crass Iron Skillet
@crassironskillet.bsky.social
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(THEY are from ALABAMA)
(THEY are from ALABAMA)
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the FUCK out of it
You boil the FUCK out of it
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
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I will deminish and to the West, is that what you want me to do ???
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I will deminish and to the West, is that what you want me to do ???
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The Demon King
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The Demon King
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my wife, she just told me she's poly... poly not gonna sleep with me no more! no respect i tell ya
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my wife, she just told me she's poly... poly not gonna sleep with me no more! no respect i tell ya
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Or best Major League one
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Or best Major League one
I will deminish and to the West, is that what you want me to do ???
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I will deminish and to the West, is that what you want me to do ???
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The wild thing about MTG is she is apparently the only racist sack of shit on earth who genuinely disapproves of pedophilia. The fabled exception that proves the rule
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The wild thing about MTG is she is apparently the only racist sack of shit on earth who genuinely disapproves of pedophilia. The fabled exception that proves the rule
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so excited that now when i complain about mtg y'all will know i mean the one with elves
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
so excited that now when i complain about mtg y'all will know i mean the one with elves
Got a cherry wood media cabinet for old CRT style televisions.
My vision is this: the way the Roku screen saver turns your television into an an aquarium, I am putting an aquarium where a television goes
Elroy seems to be onboard
My vision is this: the way the Roku screen saver turns your television into an an aquarium, I am putting an aquarium where a television goes
Elroy seems to be onboard
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Got a cherry wood media cabinet for old CRT style televisions.
My vision is this: the way the Roku screen saver turns your television into an an aquarium, I am putting an aquarium where a television goes
Elroy seems to be onboard
My vision is this: the way the Roku screen saver turns your television into an an aquarium, I am putting an aquarium where a television goes
Elroy seems to be onboard
Other thing I knocked out today: sewed my own smartwatch band. The rigid band bruised my wrist, it has done this for the three previous smart watches I've used.
Hopefully no one will notice that I'm wearing underwear elastic on my wrists, that will have to be our secret
Hopefully no one will notice that I'm wearing underwear elastic on my wrists, that will have to be our secret
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Other thing I knocked out today: sewed my own smartwatch band. The rigid band bruised my wrist, it has done this for the three previous smart watches I've used.
Hopefully no one will notice that I'm wearing underwear elastic on my wrists, that will have to be our secret
Hopefully no one will notice that I'm wearing underwear elastic on my wrists, that will have to be our secret
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Yo I log off for an hour and what the fuck
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yo I log off for an hour and what the fuck
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if you want to email your senators about the federal hemp ban, this link provides you with a form letter and automatically includes all of their emails
Flowcode
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November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if you want to email your senators about the federal hemp ban, this link provides you with a form letter and automatically includes all of their emails
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
The Mamdani x Trump meeting feels less to me like Zorhan abdicating his positions and more like Trump realizing he's fucking cooked and has to start playing nice to cling to power
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Mamdani x Trump meeting feels less to me like Zorhan abdicating his positions and more like Trump realizing he's fucking cooked and has to start playing nice to cling to power
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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the hidden ulterior motive behind MTG resigning is she's genuinely very depressed and unwell
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the hidden ulterior motive behind MTG resigning is she's genuinely very depressed and unwell
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This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Oh hell yeah
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh hell yeah
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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A brief overview on why the AI Bubble is not just a 'Dot Com' or even just a '2008'; but something existentially threatening to Capitalism.
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A brief overview on why the AI Bubble is not just a 'Dot Com' or even just a '2008'; but something existentially threatening to Capitalism.
Thought folks were leaving the flag at half staff cause of the Epstein files
No, it's Dick Cheney. He gets a whole month apparently
No, it's Dick Cheney. He gets a whole month apparently
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Thought folks were leaving the flag at half staff cause of the Epstein files
No, it's Dick Cheney. He gets a whole month apparently
No, it's Dick Cheney. He gets a whole month apparently
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That about sums it up.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That about sums it up.