Crary
@crary.bsky.social
He/him. Originally from the Finger Lakes, moved to the Canadian prairie. Not because it rhymes with my name, but I don't mind that. Lawyer in two countries, competent adult in neither.
"Weird Alf" is the parody musician from Melmac we truly need at this moment.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
"Weird Alf" is the parody musician from Melmac we truly need at this moment.
Oh how I miss having the chance to say "scuzzy" in semi-technical contexts!
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Oh how I miss having the chance to say "scuzzy" in semi-technical contexts!
Welcome to the resistance doomer cult, MTG!
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Welcome to the resistance doomer cult, MTG!
If you ever find yourself part of a group that requires you to eat this much shit over something utterly meaningless, then congratulations! You are in a cult.
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
If you ever find yourself part of a group that requires you to eat this much shit over something utterly meaningless, then congratulations! You are in a cult.
I always knew that was the case for many of them; I did not suspect it was damn near ALL of them.
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I always knew that was the case for many of them; I did not suspect it was damn near ALL of them.
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double check if you had him blocked before cuz hes suddenly unblocked for me now
Gaiman launching his redemption campaign; be warned.
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
double check if you had him blocked before cuz hes suddenly unblocked for me now
I choose to believe this is not AI, and is in fact a clever ruse to make Police ICE take down their masks.
(It is 100% AI)
(It is 100% AI)
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I choose to believe this is not AI, and is in fact a clever ruse to make Police ICE take down their masks.
(It is 100% AI)
(It is 100% AI)
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And unless it's a cost-free government ID, it's a POLL TAX. If you have to pay the government for a document that you must have to vote, that is a POLL TAX.
Requiring Americans to prove their citizenship to register to vote would exclude millions of citizens from the political process. bit.ly/4cikrkp
Millions of Americans Don’t Have Documents Proving Their Citizenship Readily Available
Requiring Americans to prove their citizenship to register to vote would exclude millions of citizens from the political process.
www.brennancenter.org
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
And unless it's a cost-free government ID, it's a POLL TAX. If you have to pay the government for a document that you must have to vote, that is a POLL TAX.
Thank you for making my brain hurt. :)
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Thank you for making my brain hurt. :)
My wife won't let me listen to it when we're in the car together because of how intensely I head bang and air drum.
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My wife won't let me listen to it when we're in the car together because of how intensely I head bang and air drum.
I think you're actually right in a way. Having been a biglaw document reviewer (i.e., a peon), it's very easy to think some redactions are someone else's job, or are happening at a different level of review. Combine that with what I am sure is lacking training, and you get....this.
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I think you're actually right in a way. Having been a biglaw document reviewer (i.e., a peon), it's very easy to think some redactions are someone else's job, or are happening at a different level of review. Combine that with what I am sure is lacking training, and you get....this.
I can't be the only one hearing this in George Costanza's voice. "Jerk stop is the line!"
February 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I can't be the only one hearing this in George Costanza's voice. "Jerk stop is the line!"
I am once again begging people to realize that while Roger Waters is right about Trump, he is wrong about a whole lot else and a gigantic asshole to boot.
"The U.S. is not a democracy. The presidency can be bought. Donald Trump did it, and he bought it with money from APAC and oligarchs."
ROGER WATERS
ROGER WATERS
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I am once again begging people to realize that while Roger Waters is right about Trump, he is wrong about a whole lot else and a gigantic asshole to boot.
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
It's really this. I thought Gamergate was something of an origin point, but it was really just a trial run.
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
It's really this. I thought Gamergate was something of an origin point, but it was really just a trial run.
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I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
No disrespect to this person or anyone whose taste differs, but this became my favorite book of all time basically from the first chapter and has never been dislodged.
My next read. 📖
I’ve seen mixed reviews for this one so curious to check it out for myself.
I’ve seen mixed reviews for this one so curious to check it out for myself.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
No disrespect to this person or anyone whose taste differs, but this became my favorite book of all time basically from the first chapter and has never been dislodged.
I think this is true of Trump supporters in general; they are fine with all of Trump's actions because they believe the lies he spouts about the "Left."
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I think this is true of Trump supporters in general; they are fine with all of Trump's actions because they believe the lies he spouts about the "Left."
pedo guy
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
pedo guy
It does, but now the word "Buggles" is forever tainted.
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It does, but now the word "Buggles" is forever tainted.
the highway is alive tonight....
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
the highway is alive tonight....