Crary
@crary.bsky.social
He/him. Originally from the Finger Lakes, moved to the Canadian prairie. Not because it rhymes with my name, but I don't mind that. Lawyer in two countries, competent adult in neither.
If you ever find yourself part of a group that requires you to eat this much shit over something utterly meaningless, then congratulations! You are in a cult.
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
If you ever find yourself part of a group that requires you to eat this much shit over something utterly meaningless, then congratulations! You are in a cult.
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double check if you had him blocked before cuz hes suddenly unblocked for me now
Gaiman launching his redemption campaign; be warned.
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
double check if you had him blocked before cuz hes suddenly unblocked for me now
I choose to believe this is not AI, and is in fact a clever ruse to make Police ICE take down their masks.
(It is 100% AI)
(It is 100% AI)
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I choose to believe this is not AI, and is in fact a clever ruse to make Police ICE take down their masks.
(It is 100% AI)
(It is 100% AI)
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And unless it's a cost-free government ID, it's a POLL TAX. If you have to pay the government for a document that you must have to vote, that is a POLL TAX.
Requiring Americans to prove their citizenship to register to vote would exclude millions of citizens from the political process. bit.ly/4cikrkp
Millions of Americans Don’t Have Documents Proving Their Citizenship Readily Available
Requiring Americans to prove their citizenship to register to vote would exclude millions of citizens from the political process.
www.brennancenter.org
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
And unless it's a cost-free government ID, it's a POLL TAX. If you have to pay the government for a document that you must have to vote, that is a POLL TAX.
I am once again begging people to realize that while Roger Waters is right about Trump, he is wrong about a whole lot else and a gigantic asshole to boot.
"The U.S. is not a democracy. The presidency can be bought. Donald Trump did it, and he bought it with money from APAC and oligarchs."
ROGER WATERS
ROGER WATERS
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I am once again begging people to realize that while Roger Waters is right about Trump, he is wrong about a whole lot else and a gigantic asshole to boot.
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
It's really this. I thought Gamergate was something of an origin point, but it was really just a trial run.
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
It's really this. I thought Gamergate was something of an origin point, but it was really just a trial run.
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I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
No disrespect to this person or anyone whose taste differs, but this became my favorite book of all time basically from the first chapter and has never been dislodged.
My next read. 📖
I’ve seen mixed reviews for this one so curious to check it out for myself.
I’ve seen mixed reviews for this one so curious to check it out for myself.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
No disrespect to this person or anyone whose taste differs, but this became my favorite book of all time basically from the first chapter and has never been dislodged.
pedo guy
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
pedo guy
the highway is alive tonight....
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
the highway is alive tonight....
It's almost too bad Dersh is a scum-sucking bottom dweller, because "Rare Holographic Dershowitz" sounds like it would make an excellent Wilco album.
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It's almost too bad Dersh is a scum-sucking bottom dweller, because "Rare Holographic Dershowitz" sounds like it would make an excellent Wilco album.
JFC. It seems literally impossible for a dude to get the slightest bit of fame, money, or power and not become instantly loathsome.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
JFC. It seems literally impossible for a dude to get the slightest bit of fame, money, or power and not become instantly loathsome.
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
Some day, some intrepid soul will write a play about the marriage between Trump and Melania, and we will have "The Lion in Winter" but populated by complete and utter dolts.
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Some day, some intrepid soul will write a play about the marriage between Trump and Melania, and we will have "The Lion in Winter" but populated by complete and utter dolts.
This sounds like some kind of absurd satire, but we're getting to the point where the chuds are going to claim that only Americans are white and all Europeans are mongrels.
skipping straight past "Italians and Irish aren't really white" and going straight for Swedes. lol
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
This sounds like some kind of absurd satire, but we're getting to the point where the chuds are going to claim that only Americans are white and all Europeans are mongrels.
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What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents and sending them into the streets? We’re all finding out.
This week, @laurajedeed.bsky.social testified in the Minnesota Senate about getting a job offer from ICE, despite being an anti-ICE journalist. slate.com/news-and-pol...
This week, @laurajedeed.bsky.social testified in the Minnesota Senate about getting a job offer from ICE, despite being an anti-ICE journalist. slate.com/news-and-pol...
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents and sending them into the streets? We’re all finding out.
This week, @laurajedeed.bsky.social testified in the Minnesota Senate about getting a job offer from ICE, despite being an anti-ICE journalist. slate.com/news-and-pol...
This week, @laurajedeed.bsky.social testified in the Minnesota Senate about getting a job offer from ICE, despite being an anti-ICE journalist. slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Tom Morello welcomes Bruce Springsteen to the stage at the Defend Minnesota! benefit concert fundraising for the families of Alex Pretti and Renee Good at First Avenue in Minneapolis 🎸
🎥: @chrisrstrib.bsky.social
🎥: @chrisrstrib.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Tom Morello welcomes Bruce Springsteen to the stage at the Defend Minnesota! benefit concert fundraising for the families of Alex Pretti and Renee Good at First Avenue in Minneapolis 🎸
🎥: @chrisrstrib.bsky.social
🎥: @chrisrstrib.bsky.social
"She happened to be present in Atlanta."
Okay, so, like, Tyler Perry or André 3000 could have tagged along if they so chose?
Okay, so, like, Tyler Perry or André 3000 could have tagged along if they so chose?
Q: Can you explain Tulsi Gabbard's role in DOJ activity regarding the Fulton County search?
BLANCHE: She happened to be present in Atlanta. I saw the same photo you did. She doesn't work for the DOJ or FBI.
BLANCHE: She happened to be present in Atlanta. I saw the same photo you did. She doesn't work for the DOJ or FBI.
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"She happened to be present in Atlanta."
Okay, so, like, Tyler Perry or André 3000 could have tagged along if they so chose?
Okay, so, like, Tyler Perry or André 3000 could have tagged along if they so chose?
A good reminder to work on my haughtposting
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
A good reminder to work on my haughtposting
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It’s an affront to the idea of a written constitution that this case will reach oral argument.
A different kind of April fools
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It’s an affront to the idea of a written constitution that this case will reach oral argument.
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Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy