Talkie Toaster
@crapolainc.bsky.social
Howdy doodily doo.
I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion.
Would you like some toast? 🍞
Condescending pricks get blocked.
I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion.
Would you like some toast? 🍞
Condescending pricks get blocked.
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Why you should never argue online
Even if you win a mud fight, you're still covered in mud.
open.substack.com
Yeah, I'm not doing this. It's a waste of fucking time with some of the absolute morons on Bluesky.
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McGregor was found liable for sexual assault in 2024 and the jury ordered him to pay the victim $257,000. He lost all his appeals.
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
McGregor was found liable for sexual assault in 2024 and the jury ordered him to pay the victim $257,000. He lost all his appeals.
Yeah, I'm not doing this. It's a waste of fucking time with some of the absolute morons on Bluesky.
Why you should never argue online
Even if you win a mud fight, you're still covered in mud.
open.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Yeah, I'm not doing this. It's a waste of fucking time with some of the absolute morons on Bluesky.
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“Once upon a time,” said Frog, “there were two good friends, a frog and a toad.”
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
“Once upon a time,” said Frog, “there were two good friends, a frog and a toad.”
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There’s a v cynical media and political blindspot in the Epstein shitshow. A feeding frenzy to get rid of Starmer while red-carpeting Farage into No10. Who is named in the files. As is Candy, Reform’s treasurer. With Bannon. And Brexit.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
February 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
There’s a v cynical media and political blindspot in the Epstein shitshow. A feeding frenzy to get rid of Starmer while red-carpeting Farage into No10. Who is named in the files. As is Candy, Reform’s treasurer. With Bannon. And Brexit.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.
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Nathan Gill, a former leader of Reform UK in Wales and former MEP, was sentenced to 10.5 years in prison in November 2025 for accepting bribes for pro-Russia interviews and speeches.
BUT 'Reformers' and the media didn't shaft Farage in the same way as some Labour MPs and media are shafting Starmer.
BUT 'Reformers' and the media didn't shaft Farage in the same way as some Labour MPs and media are shafting Starmer.
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Nathan Gill, a former leader of Reform UK in Wales and former MEP, was sentenced to 10.5 years in prison in November 2025 for accepting bribes for pro-Russia interviews and speeches.
BUT 'Reformers' and the media didn't shaft Farage in the same way as some Labour MPs and media are shafting Starmer.
BUT 'Reformers' and the media didn't shaft Farage in the same way as some Labour MPs and media are shafting Starmer.
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Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
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“Yes,” said Frog. “If a running try did not work, and a running and waving try did not work, and a running, waving, and jumping try did not work, I knew that a running, waving, jumping, and shouting try just had to work.”
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
“Yes,” said Frog. “If a running try did not work, and a running and waving try did not work, and a running, waving, and jumping try did not work, I knew that a running, waving, jumping, and shouting try just had to work.”
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And Johnson?
Gove?
Bravermann?
Truss?
Frost?
And at least half a hundred other tories?
Not to mention Farage & his cabal.
Traitors all.
Gove?
Bravermann?
Truss?
Frost?
And at least half a hundred other tories?
Not to mention Farage & his cabal.
Traitors all.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
And Johnson?
Gove?
Bravermann?
Truss?
Frost?
And at least half a hundred other tories?
Not to mention Farage & his cabal.
Traitors all.
Gove?
Bravermann?
Truss?
Frost?
And at least half a hundred other tories?
Not to mention Farage & his cabal.
Traitors all.
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The actual biggest knock on the UK Greens for me is that their foreign policy remains an embarrassing joke because they’re fundamentally cranks mounting a sporadic effort to pretend otherwise… but the leader being the most transparent conman imaginable certainly doesn’t *help*
It's telling how Green people keep trying to twist what Polanski did with Thypnoboobs stuff because it is entirely indefensible and speaks hugely to his character.
It's a puff piece. He is directly quoted saying his hypnosis can have a physical effect. He's lying to vulnerable women for publicity.
It's a puff piece. He is directly quoted saying his hypnosis can have a physical effect. He's lying to vulnerable women for publicity.
He never claimed...
weird because here he is directly quoted *literally doing that*. And he's never said he was misquoted - he's said he disowned the comments immediately but never did so on his website etc (he just noted how much attention they've got
weird because here he is directly quoted *literally doing that*. And he's never said he was misquoted - he's said he disowned the comments immediately but never did so on his website etc (he just noted how much attention they've got
January 29, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The actual biggest knock on the UK Greens for me is that their foreign policy remains an embarrassing joke because they’re fundamentally cranks mounting a sporadic effort to pretend otherwise… but the leader being the most transparent conman imaginable certainly doesn’t *help*
Was not expecting that. 🤣
That’s because there aren’t any high profile Greens. But it speaks volumes that anyone would jump from Green to Reform in one leap!
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Was not expecting that. 🤣
I find that the easiest way to cull your feed of incredibly rabid tankies, is to simply talk to them.
They'll eventually block you if your logic makes sense, innit 😭
They'll eventually block you if your logic makes sense, innit 😭
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I find that the easiest way to cull your feed of incredibly rabid tankies, is to simply talk to them.
They'll eventually block you if your logic makes sense, innit 😭
They'll eventually block you if your logic makes sense, innit 😭
Literally nearly every Green supporter on this app.
Horse-shoe theory in action. Just a Green Party supporter, defending Matt Goodwin.
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Literally nearly every Green supporter on this app.
Cunt.
Chris Mason BBC Political Editor is paid circa £270,000 by licence payers. His expertise includes
Promoting Farage & Reform at any opportunity ✅
Avoiding challenging Farage/Reform re policies, funding, U-Turns, lies etc ✅
Producing negative PR on Govt/other parties✅
Amplifying Right Wing rhetoric ✅
Promoting Farage & Reform at any opportunity ✅
Avoiding challenging Farage/Reform re policies, funding, U-Turns, lies etc ✅
Producing negative PR on Govt/other parties✅
Amplifying Right Wing rhetoric ✅
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Cunt.
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Another huge week for our Labour Government. Biggest change in policing reforms in centuries, 5 UK major banks agree £11bn loans to super charge small businesses, Victims rights to review extended, and AI to help children in education.
What an amazing week.
What an amazing week.
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Another huge week for our Labour Government. Biggest change in policing reforms in centuries, 5 UK major banks agree £11bn loans to super charge small businesses, Victims rights to review extended, and AI to help children in education.
What an amazing week.
What an amazing week.
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You need to get your head out of the polls. It’s a bit of a crutch. A desperate one at that. If you get bored from not having your head in the polls read this. Or is a little inconvenient for you?
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 PM
You need to get your head out of the polls. It’s a bit of a crutch. A desperate one at that. If you get bored from not having your head in the polls read this. Or is a little inconvenient for you?
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Worth a read.
January 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Worth a read.
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that's it I'm getting the fuck out of here
January 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
that's it I'm getting the fuck out of here
Someone blocked me over The Cat in the Hat.
Again, someone just blocked me over The Cat in the Hat.
Peak Bluesky.
Again, someone just blocked me over The Cat in the Hat.
Peak Bluesky.
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Someone blocked me over The Cat in the Hat.
Again, someone just blocked me over The Cat in the Hat.
Peak Bluesky.
Again, someone just blocked me over The Cat in the Hat.
Peak Bluesky.
A terminally online socialist is pissed because I said that 'saying the Tories and Labour is the same is batshit'.
They skirt over the 14 years of disabled people dying, the unnecessary deaths in COVID and rampant corruption, but yeah ThEy'Re bOtH tHe sAmE.
Why are online socialists such twats?
They skirt over the 14 years of disabled people dying, the unnecessary deaths in COVID and rampant corruption, but yeah ThEy'Re bOtH tHe sAmE.
Why are online socialists such twats?
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
A terminally online socialist is pissed because I said that 'saying the Tories and Labour is the same is batshit'.
They skirt over the 14 years of disabled people dying, the unnecessary deaths in COVID and rampant corruption, but yeah ThEy'Re bOtH tHe sAmE.
Why are online socialists such twats?
They skirt over the 14 years of disabled people dying, the unnecessary deaths in COVID and rampant corruption, but yeah ThEy'Re bOtH tHe sAmE.
Why are online socialists such twats?
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We are now at the stage where all those who knew him in the past have warned us that Nigel Farage is unfit to be PM. About the same stage as when those who knew him in the past warned us that Boris Johnson was unfit to be PM.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We are now at the stage where all those who knew him in the past have warned us that Nigel Farage is unfit to be PM. About the same stage as when those who knew him in the past warned us that Boris Johnson was unfit to be PM.
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So, I have to resign to myself to the fact that if I clap back at a far left idiot who says with their entire chest that the current government is worse than the previous 14 years of Tories, that I will inevitably get blocked by them.
This is how an echo chamber is formed.
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This is how an echo chamber is formed.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So, I have to resign to myself to the fact that if I clap back at a far left idiot who says with their entire chest that the current government is worse than the previous 14 years of Tories, that I will inevitably get blocked by them.
This is how an echo chamber is formed.
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This is how an echo chamber is formed.
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