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Hey, you know how sometimes you're like "I really shouldn't eat cake rn" but then you crave it too hard and end up eating cake anyway? Yeah that means you have a "cake addiction". The sugar in the cake releases dopamine, which is an EVIL DRUG like HEROIN. I will base my entire life around this now
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey, you know how sometimes you're like "I really shouldn't eat cake rn" but then you crave it too hard and end up eating cake anyway? Yeah that means you have a "cake addiction". The sugar in the cake releases dopamine, which is an EVIL DRUG like HEROIN. I will base my entire life around this now
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"nobody owes anyone anything" do you realize that you sound like both a sociopath and a redditor, which is even worse
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"nobody owes anyone anything" do you realize that you sound like both a sociopath and a redditor, which is even worse
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there is a Drukhari archon who legitimately wears armour studded with these
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
there is a Drukhari archon who legitimately wears armour studded with these
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"...and 3 mcdoubles"
💀"WITH NO PICKLES"💀
"...with no pickles please"
💀"GRINCH SALT"💀
"yes of course your holiness"
💀"WITH NO PICKLES"💀
"...with no pickles please"
💀"GRINCH SALT"💀
"yes of course your holiness"
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"...and 3 mcdoubles"
💀"WITH NO PICKLES"💀
"...with no pickles please"
💀"GRINCH SALT"💀
"yes of course your holiness"
💀"WITH NO PICKLES"💀
"...with no pickles please"
💀"GRINCH SALT"💀
"yes of course your holiness"
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Carbon Pink was born out of my honeymoon phase with D&D (and not knowing internet abbreviations), but it feels like cyberpunk has to have a "80's-90's vibe" because the actual modern world is too, y'know, shit.
Which is why fantasy is more fun.
Which is why fantasy is more fun.
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Carbon Pink was born out of my honeymoon phase with D&D (and not knowing internet abbreviations), but it feels like cyberpunk has to have a "80's-90's vibe" because the actual modern world is too, y'know, shit.
Which is why fantasy is more fun.
Which is why fantasy is more fun.
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rick ate a whole chicken today
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
rick ate a whole chicken today
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Summrization of events
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Summrization of events
Absolute psychopath scalped Shadow and is wearing it like a wig
Photos of a Sonic plushie wearing a 'Sonic X' Shadow hat. These photos were posted on the Sonic Channel staff blog back in May, 2007.
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Absolute psychopath scalped Shadow and is wearing it like a wig
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
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its the girl from game spoot cheese lasers
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
its the girl from game spoot cheese lasers
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December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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we need more closed world games. lock that shit up
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
we need more closed world games. lock that shit up
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I always feel crazy now when I'm designing stuff or talking about stuff and it's like "Well what are the mechanics?" and I'm like "what do you meaaaan who cares about the mechanics!!" and, like most things, it's just cause I'm old.
played like an hour of the first medal of honor today? that game's pretty cool. games used to have way less mechanics and way more level design
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I always feel crazy now when I'm designing stuff or talking about stuff and it's like "Well what are the mechanics?" and I'm like "what do you meaaaan who cares about the mechanics!!" and, like most things, it's just cause I'm old.
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Water your tree.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Water your tree.
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When I go to the movies, I get a child ticket because it's slightly cheaper and theater employees aren't paid enough to give a shit.
So two weeks ago I went to see Predator: Badlands...
um...
So two weeks ago I went to see Predator: Badlands...
um...
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When I go to the movies, I get a child ticket because it's slightly cheaper and theater employees aren't paid enough to give a shit.
So two weeks ago I went to see Predator: Badlands...
um...
So two weeks ago I went to see Predator: Badlands...
um...
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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I call that the Spooky Kitty Stretch.
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I call that the Spooky Kitty Stretch.
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probably not gonna finish
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
probably not gonna finish
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Mods are asleep, post Sherilyn Fenn in Crime Zone (1989)
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Mods are asleep, post Sherilyn Fenn in Crime Zone (1989)