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Started GM-ing a game of HELLPIERCERS and doing the post-session 0 prep with maps etc. and the game being such a unique setting and with such a unique aesthetic is kinda rewiring my brain because....
These guys are tulpas, right? Like the gem is the person and the rest is materialised thoughtform
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This reminds me of a coworker who was surprised that other groups dont get their stats via a single d20 roll for each.
guy in the slack i hang out in just said his d&d group does a d3 by rolling d4-1 and i had to go shut myself in a locker for a minute to calm down
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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god RIFTS was so fucking stupid and incredible
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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If you enjoy drawing medieval stuff you might want to have a bit of fun by designing a soldier for the

𝕾𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖗𝖐𝖚𝖘
mercenary company

Guidelines:
-15th century equipment
-green metal
-some sort of monstrous or grotesque design on the helmet
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 AM
The Nelson flight type has been the desktop wallpaper on every work computer I've had since Peyton first posted it.
It is kinda crazy I've only ever drawn the Nelson Flight-Type twice considering how hard I cooked, but it's one of those designs that's just never comes up in my Lancer client work since Wallflower Part 1. Would folks want to see me take another crack at it?
August 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Imagine if you could browse the Internet on one of these
August 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'd hate to be the one to answer the phones at the tech startups MmDaddy or ODaddy
Every sysadmin knows you should never put a company with “Daddy” in its name in your critical path.
Indian entrepreneur Bhavin Turakhia partners with GoDaddy to offer enterprises his email service Titan, which costs $2+ per month, aiming for 10M+ users by 2029 (Benicia Tan/Bloomberg)

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August 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Now I'm wondering what would happen if I dipped my toes into Palladium Rifts bsky. Would 'glitter boys' have a whole new meaning?
I got onto bluesky because my Lancer peeps were all there, but the side effect is that my timeline is pretty much this.
So I came to a realization just minutes ago, and to those transgirls who are into Lancer:

I hope the cnc petplay sessions with your GMs in between games have been treating you well 💝
August 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I had a question about Java and the answers I got from Google were so conflicting that I just went to the library and looked up what I needed in a book about Java.
Truly a strange feeling to have grown up with the internet being your refuge and cherished resource only to have it become utter shit and realize that maybe you don't need it and in fact can't use it the way you used to anymore
August 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I got onto bluesky because my Lancer peeps were all there, but the side effect is that my timeline is pretty much this.
So I came to a realization just minutes ago, and to those transgirls who are into Lancer:

I hope the cnc petplay sessions with your GMs in between games have been treating you well 💝
August 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is what happened to cyclocross, btw
This is a corollary to how all sports get less interesting when it's not just schlubby dudes and someone has to wreck the fun by realizing that you can do better by working out or getting in shape or practicing.
August 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I know thats some sort of protective neck forget, but I can't help seeing this mech has an underbite like a bulldog
July 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Would saruman's influence on theoden have been harder to remove if grima gave theoden little kisses?
June 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why's everyone talking about SomethingAwful all of a sudden? 😟
Unironically, if you're into the non-D&D TRPG scene, odds are pretty good you've heard of or own or maybe even played a game worked on by a Something Awful Traditional Games Subforum alum
Has something awful done anything of note in the last 15 years that I missed?
May 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This article was clearly written by a living sword
May 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
There's an ep of the twilight zone where a thief dies and his afterlife is him constantly instantly receiving whatever he wants. After about 20 mins there, he asks the ever-present assistant, "this...is heaven, right? Right?"
That story about the guy making up a whole office of AI chatbots to "collaborate" with is so fucking bleak, even without the borderline sexual harrasment of a fake woman he had his computer make up for him.
April 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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