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Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
There was a time when you could say stuff like “we are the sons of the bajas you couldn’t blast” and find it the next day in an Etsy shop on a pillow
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There was a time when you could say stuff like “we are the sons of the bajas you couldn’t blast” and find it the next day in an Etsy shop on a pillow
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Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days
(To the tune of Baby it’s Cold Outside)
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
(To the tune of Baby it’s Cold Outside)
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
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the child molester shuffle
Ben Sinnott celebrating the touchdown with the Trump dance while being blown out at home by the Lions. The 2025 Commanders are hot garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the child molester shuffle
When you see a take you might not agree with, you are fully allowed to simply not engage. Your day might be better for it
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When you see a take you might not agree with, you are fully allowed to simply not engage. Your day might be better for it
Not putting on deodorant for the gym, because it’s weird almost cultish “faith based” gym and I hate it there
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not putting on deodorant for the gym, because it’s weird almost cultish “faith based” gym and I hate it there
Irreversible topping his list is wild
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Irreversible topping his list is wild
His death in No Time To Die?
Just have someone ask “didn’t you die?” And he can point to his watch and say “I didn’t have time “ and then go from there
Just have someone ask “didn’t you die?” And he can point to his watch and say “I didn’t have time “ and then go from there
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
His death in No Time To Die?
Just have someone ask “didn’t you die?” And he can point to his watch and say “I didn’t have time “ and then go from there
Just have someone ask “didn’t you die?” And he can point to his watch and say “I didn’t have time “ and then go from there
How the fuck is a guy named Blunt Rochester voting against hemp
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
How the fuck is a guy named Blunt Rochester voting against hemp
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Bringing back a longstanding tradition- the Lunch Time Nap™️
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bringing back a longstanding tradition- the Lunch Time Nap™️
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
New episode of the Niko and Chris Bears Postgame Wrap Up Show Featuring Niko and Chris (Featuring Gino) is now live: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
Dropping Da’ Boll
Podcast Episode · Niko and Chris Bears Postgame Podcast · 11/10/2025 · 51m
podcasts.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
New episode of the Niko and Chris Bears Postgame Wrap Up Show Featuring Niko and Chris (Featuring Gino) is now live: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
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Even foxtrot is dunking on the Dems
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Even foxtrot is dunking on the Dems
Playing RE5 and I gotta say it’s never not a little funny when you get to a secret underground research facility where it’s all computers and tissue samples and there’s just a box of shotgun ammo next to a grenade there for you
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Playing RE5 and I gotta say it’s never not a little funny when you get to a secret underground research facility where it’s all computers and tissue samples and there’s just a box of shotgun ammo next to a grenade there for you
Some kettle chips would go hard right now
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Some kettle chips would go hard right now
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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If anyone wants to buy me a coffee or some munchies while im in here that would be appreciated, they only seem to have bad coffee and egg sandwiches in the ward and dont eat egg mayo, the smell puts me off.
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If anyone wants to buy me a coffee or some munchies while im in here that would be appreciated, they only seem to have bad coffee and egg sandwiches in the ward and dont eat egg mayo, the smell puts me off.
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
Jaxon Dart is gonna have the cleanest asshole in the NFL after this broadcast is done
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Jaxon Dart is gonna have the cleanest asshole in the NFL after this broadcast is done
Cris Collinsworth hides his bias better than Greg Olsen
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Cris Collinsworth hides his bias better than Greg Olsen
Olsen out here talking about what a brilliant play that was, that went for a loss of 1
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Olsen out here talking about what a brilliant play that was, that went for a loss of 1
Shitty call but how Chicago reacts to this is everything. They’ve got a bad habit of laying down after stuff like that
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Shitty call but how Chicago reacts to this is everything. They’ve got a bad habit of laying down after stuff like that
Jaxon Darts haircut is the official haircut of the jagoff
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jaxon Darts haircut is the official haircut of the jagoff