Cran
@cranfath3r.bsky.social
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
@murderxbryan.bsky.social the candy bar Chris was describing is Reese’s Sticks btw, with the wafers
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social the candy bar Chris was describing is Reese’s Sticks btw, with the wafers
A mathcore rap album called AP Thugonometry: The Extra Credit Album
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
A mathcore rap album called AP Thugonometry: The Extra Credit Album
I’ve been giving these two guys rides to work since I have a company truck (hero, I know) and one of them is an undocumented “illegal” immigrant and of course the subject came up and he parroted Fox News so perfectly I couldn’t respond:
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I’ve been giving these two guys rides to work since I have a company truck (hero, I know) and one of them is an undocumented “illegal” immigrant and of course the subject came up and he parroted Fox News so perfectly I couldn’t respond:
He’s gonna do this no matter what, it was always the goal. And I’m not saying that to be a downer. I think most of you can ascertain why I’m pointing it out
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops, to 'put an end' to protests in Minneapolis.
January 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
He’s gonna do this no matter what, it was always the goal. And I’m not saying that to be a downer. I think most of you can ascertain why I’m pointing it out
This is my favorite kind of shithouse graffiti lol. There’s 300 people here, which one is your face?
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This is my favorite kind of shithouse graffiti lol. There’s 300 people here, which one is your face?
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It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile
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We've already reached the bad place. They're already killing people.
There's zero use in trying to prevent them from "justifying worse violence" because they're already killing us.
There's zero use in trying to prevent them from "justifying worse violence" because they're already killing us.
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
We've already reached the bad place. They're already killing people.
There's zero use in trying to prevent them from "justifying worse violence" because they're already killing us.
There's zero use in trying to prevent them from "justifying worse violence" because they're already killing us.
Vote blue no matter how they screw you, has anyone said this yet
ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Vote blue no matter how they screw you, has anyone said this yet
They had a pizza “party” at work but let all the safety and office personnel have first dibs so those of us out working in the rain to build this place, if we got there in time, were told two slices each lol. Thanks guys
FOR NOTHING
FOR NOTHING
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
They had a pizza “party” at work but let all the safety and office personnel have first dibs so those of us out working in the rain to build this place, if we got there in time, were told two slices each lol. Thanks guys
FOR NOTHING
FOR NOTHING
It’s essentially bed time. Didn’t even have the energy to turn the TV on lol, busy day at the office
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It’s essentially bed time. Didn’t even have the energy to turn the TV on lol, busy day at the office
Every one of you has a brother in law that just posted “finally, a reason to watch the mainstream media again!” Before never actually watching this
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Every one of you has a brother in law that just posted “finally, a reason to watch the mainstream media again!” Before never actually watching this
Wonder if Scott Adams’ ex wife will be able to get a note from her middle school principal for the funeral
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Wonder if Scott Adams’ ex wife will be able to get a note from her middle school principal for the funeral
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AND Scott Adams died??? Oh my GOD
a man in a suit and blue shirt is sitting in a chair with his hands up in front of a hbo max logo
Alt: a man in a suit and blue shirt is sitting in a chair with his hands up in front of a hbo max logos
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
AND Scott Adams died??? Oh my GOD
The past 3-4 days of shaudenfraude have been exhausting in the absolute best way
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The past 3-4 days of shaudenfraude have been exhausting in the absolute best way
Good morning, how’s everyone sleep
January 13, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Good morning, how’s everyone sleep
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Appreciate Texans Linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair having “stop the genocide” on his eye black during the postgame
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Appreciate Texans Linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair having “stop the genocide” on his eye black during the postgame
Rodgers shitting the bed is just the best. Fuck Aaron Rodgers
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Rodgers shitting the bed is just the best. Fuck Aaron Rodgers
Steelers vs Texans: a test of who wants to lose this game more
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Steelers vs Texans: a test of who wants to lose this game more
You can slash those too
Noticed that ICE in Los Angeles has started carrying spare tires in the bed of their pickups
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
You can slash those too
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the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Caught up on the new @thepodkast.bsky.social this morning, and a little insight into one Johnny Santos from our interview with GGGarth on the @numetalmoment.bsky.social show-
Cocaine. Lots.
Also David Silveria has done the trigger pad thing forever lol, that drummer was on one
Cocaine. Lots.
Also David Silveria has done the trigger pad thing forever lol, that drummer was on one
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Caught up on the new @thepodkast.bsky.social this morning, and a little insight into one Johnny Santos from our interview with GGGarth on the @numetalmoment.bsky.social show-
Cocaine. Lots.
Also David Silveria has done the trigger pad thing forever lol, that drummer was on one
Cocaine. Lots.
Also David Silveria has done the trigger pad thing forever lol, that drummer was on one
There’s some kind of connection between AI ads and real estate agents with 58 IG followers, no idea what it is but there’s tens of thousands of them
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
There’s some kind of connection between AI ads and real estate agents with 58 IG followers, no idea what it is but there’s tens of thousands of them
I am for sure getting suspended from here very soon.
Here’s why:
They haven’t learned either. Hammurabi hours in effect until further notice
Here’s why:
They haven’t learned either. Hammurabi hours in effect until further notice
ICE agent screaming a threat: "Did you not learn from what just happened?"
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I am for sure getting suspended from here very soon.
Here’s why:
They haven’t learned either. Hammurabi hours in effect until further notice
Here’s why:
They haven’t learned either. Hammurabi hours in effect until further notice
I’m in Clarksville, TN for work. That’s my big fuckin update for y’all
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’m in Clarksville, TN for work. That’s my big fuckin update for y’all