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Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Dog shit celebrates getting stuck in dogs ass hair for the get the poop scissors finale
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Dog shit celebrates getting stuck in dogs ass hair for the get the poop scissors finale
The best Dying Fetus album is Hyper Groove Brutality by Vomit Remnants
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The best Dying Fetus album is Hyper Groove Brutality by Vomit Remnants
Me and the Mrs are going to get the Expedition 33 sandwich tomorrow that has a bun that’s just mozzarella cheese
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Me and the Mrs are going to get the Expedition 33 sandwich tomorrow that has a bun that’s just mozzarella cheese
Alright, first Lunch Nap of 2026
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Alright, first Lunch Nap of 2026
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January #promosky time!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
January #promosky time!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
Ok, so technically today is a continuation of last night so dry January starts TOMORROW. Just to clarify, for myself
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ok, so technically today is a continuation of last night so dry January starts TOMORROW. Just to clarify, for myself
The my picked Indiana because it’s the only place anyone would notice one kid missing, a single demon, and a guy with a mustache who fucks married women
the main complaint i have about stranger things is that would never happen in a place like indiana
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The my picked Indiana because it’s the only place anyone would notice one kid missing, a single demon, and a guy with a mustache who fucks married women
This will be the subject of every single conservative podcast for at least the next three days
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
This will be the subject of every single conservative podcast for at least the next three days
StrAInger Things, got their ass
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
StrAInger Things, got their ass
Someone report to work for me tomorrow so I can stay up until 4am and play Expedition 33 again tonight
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Someone report to work for me tomorrow so I can stay up until 4am and play Expedition 33 again tonight
Happy new year to those who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Happy new year to those who celebrate
There’s no real way to pick. I know things move forward but we’re worse off artistically for this. Sucks
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
There’s no real way to pick. I know things move forward but we’re worse off artistically for this. Sucks
I’ll do this one time since I’ll be on a full Dry January run starting tomorrow ngl.link/cranfather
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December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’ll do this one time since I’ll be on a full Dry January run starting tomorrow ngl.link/cranfather
Hope everyone is doing well and that each and every one of you is safe tonight and has an amazing start to 2026, cheers 🥂
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hope everyone is doing well and that each and every one of you is safe tonight and has an amazing start to 2026, cheers 🥂
I’m a caterpillar with an insatiable appetite
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m a caterpillar with an insatiable appetite
Celebs should be posting their most minor interaction with me
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Celebs should be posting their most minor interaction with me
My travel next week for work is gonna look like the Charlie string picture- Nebraska, West Virginia, North Dakota, West Virginia again, then Ohio. All in nine days or less
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My travel next week for work is gonna look like the Charlie string picture- Nebraska, West Virginia, North Dakota, West Virginia again, then Ohio. All in nine days or less
The Bears lost last night but that’s ok because they’re so far ahead on the “rebuild” that they skipped a year and are already having the 2026 problem of tweaking their defense for a deep 2027 playoff run, still a great time to be a fan of this team
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Bears lost last night but that’s ok because they’re so far ahead on the “rebuild” that they skipped a year and are already having the 2026 problem of tweaking their defense for a deep 2027 playoff run, still a great time to be a fan of this team
Am I crazy or do AFC fields look smaller on TV
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Am I crazy or do AFC fields look smaller on TV
Just heard Tom Brady say “and that’s all it takes, two inches” and I wish :(
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just heard Tom Brady say “and that’s all it takes, two inches” and I wish :(
No surprise that the NFL is letting Fox air ICE ads but seeing one for the first time is damaging. Everything we see here with them brutalizing people and separating families is their selling point, disgusting
December 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
No surprise that the NFL is letting Fox air ICE ads but seeing one for the first time is damaging. Everything we see here with them brutalizing people and separating families is their selling point, disgusting
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Starting a new app called BluesGuy and we're gonna call em "Scats"
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Starting a new app called BluesGuy and we're gonna call em "Scats"
I have three non negotiables for any Dem candidate in 2028:
Abolish ICE
Trans rights across the board, no exceptions
Free boneless wings for all the trans homies, with the option for classic if that’s what they want.
That’s it. Ball’s in your court @democrats.org
Abolish ICE
Trans rights across the board, no exceptions
Free boneless wings for all the trans homies, with the option for classic if that’s what they want.
That’s it. Ball’s in your court @democrats.org
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have three non negotiables for any Dem candidate in 2028:
Abolish ICE
Trans rights across the board, no exceptions
Free boneless wings for all the trans homies, with the option for classic if that’s what they want.
That’s it. Ball’s in your court @democrats.org
Abolish ICE
Trans rights across the board, no exceptions
Free boneless wings for all the trans homies, with the option for classic if that’s what they want.
That’s it. Ball’s in your court @democrats.org