Cran
@cranfath3r.bsky.social
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Back in Fuckass, Nebraska
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Back in Fuckass, Nebraska
You can argue with libs on here until you’re blue in the face but please understand that “vote blue no matter who” is just “I want to go back to ignoring the world at large”. You’ll never make any headway. They don’t really want the change YOU want because it’s about comfort
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
You can argue with libs on here until you’re blue in the face but please understand that “vote blue no matter who” is just “I want to go back to ignoring the world at large”. You’ll never make any headway. They don’t really want the change YOU want because it’s about comfort
Gonna eat this like a candy bar
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gonna eat this like a candy bar
That 360 windmill slam had me hooting and hollering like you wouldn’t beLIEVE
January 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
That 360 windmill slam had me hooting and hollering like you wouldn’t beLIEVE
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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PS my commissions are back OPEN if you want some custom art for your friends and fam. I promise you won’t be able to tell I can’t do math ✨
Why am I cursed to love crafting but so bad at math
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
PS my commissions are back OPEN if you want some custom art for your friends and fam. I promise you won’t be able to tell I can’t do math ✨
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maduro was open to talks and in response we bombed the capital, kidnapped him and his wife, and now we’re about to set up an imperial outpost and start stealing all their oil. we are the bad guys. we have always been the bad guys.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
maduro was open to talks and in response we bombed the capital, kidnapped him and his wife, and now we’re about to set up an imperial outpost and start stealing all their oil. we are the bad guys. we have always been the bad guys.
We’re all poking fun at this of course but this is literally just a room they hung some silky black curtains in that they’re pretending is a command center, what the fuck are we doing here anymore
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
We’re all poking fun at this of course but this is literally just a room they hung some silky black curtains in that they’re pretending is a command center, what the fuck are we doing here anymore
The Democrats would do bloody military coups for oil and resources the RIGHT way 💅
… Min. Leader Chuck Schumer statement: “… launching military action without congressional authorization and without a credible plan for what comes next is reckless…”
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The Democrats would do bloody military coups for oil and resources the RIGHT way 💅
This reads like someone in the current WH regime wrote it, and it’s credited to “Reuters”
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This reads like someone in the current WH regime wrote it, and it’s credited to “Reuters”
Dog shit celebrates getting stuck in dogs ass hair for the get the poop scissors finale
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Dog shit celebrates getting stuck in dogs ass hair for the get the poop scissors finale
The best Dying Fetus album is Hyper Groove Brutality by Vomit Remnants
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The best Dying Fetus album is Hyper Groove Brutality by Vomit Remnants
Me and the Mrs are going to get the Expedition 33 sandwich tomorrow that has a bun that’s just mozzarella cheese
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Me and the Mrs are going to get the Expedition 33 sandwich tomorrow that has a bun that’s just mozzarella cheese
Alright, first Lunch Nap of 2026
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Alright, first Lunch Nap of 2026
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January #promosky time!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
January #promosky time!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
❄️Animal Crossing New Horizons
❄️Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
❄️Witcher 3
❄️COD
❄️Cyberpunk 2077
❄️Final Fantasy
❄️Fallout
❄️Skyrim
❄️Ghost of Tsushima and Yotei
❄️Dragon Age: Inquisition
❄️Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
❄️Persona
❄️Anime
❄️Reading
Like and repost please!
Ok, so technically today is a continuation of last night so dry January starts TOMORROW. Just to clarify, for myself
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ok, so technically today is a continuation of last night so dry January starts TOMORROW. Just to clarify, for myself
The my picked Indiana because it’s the only place anyone would notice one kid missing, a single demon, and a guy with a mustache who fucks married women
the main complaint i have about stranger things is that would never happen in a place like indiana
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The my picked Indiana because it’s the only place anyone would notice one kid missing, a single demon, and a guy with a mustache who fucks married women
This will be the subject of every single conservative podcast for at least the next three days
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
This will be the subject of every single conservative podcast for at least the next three days
StrAInger Things, got their ass
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
StrAInger Things, got their ass
Someone report to work for me tomorrow so I can stay up until 4am and play Expedition 33 again tonight
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Someone report to work for me tomorrow so I can stay up until 4am and play Expedition 33 again tonight
Happy new year to those who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Happy new year to those who celebrate
There’s no real way to pick. I know things move forward but we’re worse off artistically for this. Sucks
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
There’s no real way to pick. I know things move forward but we’re worse off artistically for this. Sucks