Cran
@cranfath3r.bsky.social
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
🎶you’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth criminal🎶
You’ve been struck by
A smooth criminal🎶
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
🎶you’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth criminal🎶
You’ve been struck by
A smooth criminal🎶
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Oracle Card OTD 🌞
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Oracle Card OTD 🌞
Fuck yeah, Shayne is the man for solving a three decade mystery for me!
I am once again enjoying the musical stylings of Rob Halford's post-Judas Priest groove metal band Fight. youtu.be/YukG7HYa_g0?...
Fight - Nailed to the Gun (Promotional Video)
YouTube video by HalfordVEVO
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January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Fuck yeah, Shayne is the man for solving a three decade mystery for me!
Guy on the local radio morning zoo show just referred to a vagina as the “front naughty”
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Guy on the local radio morning zoo show just referred to a vagina as the “front naughty”
Pizza Hut has brought back the Big New Yorker, which is just their pizza but flatter than ever before
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Pizza Hut has brought back the Big New Yorker, which is just their pizza but flatter than ever before
I guess being back in Nebraska wouldn’t be so bad if the job I left wasn’t now 100% caked in pigeon shit
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I guess being back in Nebraska wouldn’t be so bad if the job I left wasn’t now 100% caked in pigeon shit
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Gonna put on my hater cap for a second here:
VERY funny that the Duffer brothers already explained every single scene in that finale. We all know a hallmark of good writing is to have to come back in and “well, actually” your own story like an hour after it came out
VERY funny that the Duffer brothers already explained every single scene in that finale. We all know a hallmark of good writing is to have to come back in and “well, actually” your own story like an hour after it came out
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Gonna put on my hater cap for a second here:
VERY funny that the Duffer brothers already explained every single scene in that finale. We all know a hallmark of good writing is to have to come back in and “well, actually” your own story like an hour after it came out
VERY funny that the Duffer brothers already explained every single scene in that finale. We all know a hallmark of good writing is to have to come back in and “well, actually” your own story like an hour after it came out
“Why aren’t the Dems pushing back against this” man, their official response was “dude, you were supposed to wait unit Thursday”
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
“Why aren’t the Dems pushing back against this” man, their official response was “dude, you were supposed to wait unit Thursday”
Back in Fuckass, Nebraska
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Back in Fuckass, Nebraska
You can argue with libs on here until you’re blue in the face but please understand that “vote blue no matter who” is just “I want to go back to ignoring the world at large”. You’ll never make any headway. They don’t really want the change YOU want because it’s about comfort
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
You can argue with libs on here until you’re blue in the face but please understand that “vote blue no matter who” is just “I want to go back to ignoring the world at large”. You’ll never make any headway. They don’t really want the change YOU want because it’s about comfort
Gonna eat this like a candy bar
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gonna eat this like a candy bar
That 360 windmill slam had me hooting and hollering like you wouldn’t beLIEVE
January 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
That 360 windmill slam had me hooting and hollering like you wouldn’t beLIEVE
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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PS my commissions are back OPEN if you want some custom art for your friends and fam. I promise you won’t be able to tell I can’t do math ✨
Why am I cursed to love crafting but so bad at math
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
PS my commissions are back OPEN if you want some custom art for your friends and fam. I promise you won’t be able to tell I can’t do math ✨
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maduro was open to talks and in response we bombed the capital, kidnapped him and his wife, and now we’re about to set up an imperial outpost and start stealing all their oil. we are the bad guys. we have always been the bad guys.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
maduro was open to talks and in response we bombed the capital, kidnapped him and his wife, and now we’re about to set up an imperial outpost and start stealing all their oil. we are the bad guys. we have always been the bad guys.
We’re all poking fun at this of course but this is literally just a room they hung some silky black curtains in that they’re pretending is a command center, what the fuck are we doing here anymore
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
We’re all poking fun at this of course but this is literally just a room they hung some silky black curtains in that they’re pretending is a command center, what the fuck are we doing here anymore
The Democrats would do bloody military coups for oil and resources the RIGHT way 💅
… Min. Leader Chuck Schumer statement: “… launching military action without congressional authorization and without a credible plan for what comes next is reckless…”
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The Democrats would do bloody military coups for oil and resources the RIGHT way 💅
This reads like someone in the current WH regime wrote it, and it’s credited to “Reuters”
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This reads like someone in the current WH regime wrote it, and it’s credited to “Reuters”
Dog shit celebrates getting stuck in dogs ass hair for the get the poop scissors finale
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Dog shit celebrates getting stuck in dogs ass hair for the get the poop scissors finale
The best Dying Fetus album is Hyper Groove Brutality by Vomit Remnants
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The best Dying Fetus album is Hyper Groove Brutality by Vomit Remnants
Me and the Mrs are going to get the Expedition 33 sandwich tomorrow that has a bun that’s just mozzarella cheese
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Me and the Mrs are going to get the Expedition 33 sandwich tomorrow that has a bun that’s just mozzarella cheese
Alright, first Lunch Nap of 2026
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Alright, first Lunch Nap of 2026