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Temple U | Go birds 🦅
Portland, OR 🌋☔️
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Tax the rich
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: This Melania movie is basically a $40 million bribe from Jeff Bezos. For a movie no one wants to see.

Tommy Vietor: But it gets worse. Amazon is spending $35 million on marketing. This is a $75 million documentary.
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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I think kids growing up in the Trump era should be told clearly that they are being raised under a regime that espouses white supremacy as if it is a legitimate politics, the same as any other.
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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@tinakotek.bsky.social

They are using chemical weapons against your citizens. Tear gas has been banned from warfare use since ‘93, yet you let them use it against us.

It is a dereliction of duty for you to continue to do nothing to protect us.

We demand action, now.
A big group stopped outside the ICE facility and federal agents dropped several rounds of chemical ammunitions. The crowd leaving the scene was the most chaotic I’ve ever seen it and the gas was the most intense. I don’t know how/why the gassing started.
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Tax billionaires
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Tom Brady broadcast vibes
He's now wearing one glove to hide his rotting hand.
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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"What can Democrats actually do?"

- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS

- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law

- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE

- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Reminder to get salt in preparation for tomorrow's storm. Because fuck ice.
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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I'm just tired of hearing about the Mets
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Stages of grief: shock, denial, anger, graphs/charts
#Eagles offseason depth chart.
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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I have a 118-player sample from the last ten drafts classes

In that sample, Jalen Hurts ranks 11th in pct of throws to that area of the field in his last year of college (16.7%), the 90th percentile result

His passer rating of 119.2 on those throws is above 80th percentile
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Must be odd to have countless people celebrating the loss of your appointed position .. but I can think of 1 person MILLIONS would celebrate more
Why are they like this?
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Can’t decide if saving this for the gym will get me fired up and @daboulcliff.bsky.social swole or despondent in a corner 🤷‍♀️
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
watching them this season was like being a diehard fan of a television series, getting a few episodes in to a new season, and realizing, "Oh s***, this plot is going nowhere."

[…] As each episode passes you realize that the writers got nothing, but you watch anyway, and go to bed annoyed.
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Who is the #patriots RT? Dude looks like a Clydesdale! (Compliment)
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Eagles offense with a 35th percentile performance, based on EPA/drive.

That's with 10 of 11 starters available on the NFL's most expensive offense. Going up against a bottom-5 defense.

Counted on defense to bail them out all year. In the end, they were who we thought they were.
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Amazing to see a great playcaller and what he can do without a #1 WR and #1 TE. Meanwhile the Eagles have a playcaller who’s special is 3 and outs.
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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2nd-and-18 run, loss, 3rd-and-19.

2nd-and-10 run, loss, 3rd-and-13.

Maybe stop running on 2nd-and-long.
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
#eagles getting no pressure on Purdy. He’s got all day back there to throw
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Calcatera with his classic wiff #eagles
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Jake from UpState Farm
time to take Jake Elliott to a farm upstate
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM