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My head when people ask me what I do for a living
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"Mugger" - my oil painting
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Looks like a moving pebble…
but it’s actually a tiny crab 🦀三
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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And how terribly ashamed to be part of the generation that lost America.
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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how
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Corbin got a haircut today. Starting that new year fresh.
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing?
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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The megalops life stage of a crab.

Shot for my Aliens Collection, in the wild, out over the deep water of the Atlantic Gulf Stream, miles from shore, at night.
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#crab #megalops #🦀 #crabmegalopa #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #blackwaterphotography #underwater #gug #ChrisGug #gugunderwater
January 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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In 2026 Montanans will vote on the Transparent Election Initiative that would remove corporations' ability to spend in elections.

It wouldn’t overturn Citizens United — it would negate the consequences of Citizens United.

EVERY state must do this!!

www.rawstory.com/citizens-uni...
This grassroots rebellion can decapitate Supreme Court's catastrophic mistake
Several of you have told me that the first step out of the mess we’re in is to get rid of the Supreme Court’s bonkers Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission decision of 2010, which held that c...
www.rawstory.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Friends — Here's one "big idea" for how we can start to fix the system in 2026. Let me know your thoughts.

https://robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get-rid-of-citizens-united
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Just a widdle fuzzy guy filled with the hate of a thousand suns 😾😻
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I spend all day trying not to see my actual reflection so I can only see the look in his eye when he sees me and judge myself by that, instead
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Gang gang cockatoo science is sometimes quite undignified 🥲
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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We're covering Spongebob characters for #LetsChangeThat! First, meet Sponges.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Interacting with grok and seeing it glaze Elon Musk feels exactly like going over to your friends house and finding the mannequin, expired ham, and vacuum hose he turned into a working sex doll.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Cry me a crick.
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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"Who distracts the distractions" I wonder as I order x-ray specs from a comic book for another comic book while I also order x-ray specs from the second comic book for the first comic book. All in Latin.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Today is my Tuesday
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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#animal #video Determination
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I’m Just Like The Tiredest I've Ever Been In My Life - Tim Robinson

Pic of the day

#photography
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The large hadron collider was a mistake dude I'm telling you. As soon as they really got rolling with that we immediately ended up in the 1985-B timeline with Mayor Biff, I mean wtf
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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There are 2 pieces of pie under there…
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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starting to actually watch the fallout tv series and kinda wish that walton goggins and ella purnell switched roles because goggins playing an ingenue would rule and ella would look so cool in the ghoul sfx makeup
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM