Crabman732
@crabman732.bsky.social
Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy.
JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle.
Let’s hang out, y’all!
JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle.
Let’s hang out, y’all!
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My favorite part is when the Pats & the Seahawks lined up at the end of the game & said “good game” to each other.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
My favorite part is when the Pats & the Seahawks lined up at the end of the game & said “good game” to each other.
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit...
theonion.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
HEY CHICAGO FOLKS!!
COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!!
It’s a fun time with great music!
NO COVER!!
COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!!
It’s a fun time with great music!
NO COVER!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
HEY CHICAGO FOLKS!!
COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!!
It’s a fun time with great music!
NO COVER!!
COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!!
It’s a fun time with great music!
NO COVER!!
I will never get over how massively Skype dropped the ball in 2020.
That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it.
#zoommeetings
That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it.
#zoommeetings
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I will never get over how massively Skype dropped the ball in 2020.
That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it.
#zoommeetings
That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it.
#zoommeetings
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
LAWRENCE COUNTY, TN: “Doctors notes no longer excuse absences…” (Under threat of juvenile court intervention)
Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔
Parents: “How does that make sense?”
Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔
Parents: “How does that make sense?”
July 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
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Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social
Excellent JD Vance content...
Excellent JD Vance content...
May 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social
Excellent JD Vance content...
Excellent JD Vance content...
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
May 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
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DA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
youtu.be
May 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
April 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
April 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
March 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
(*door of breakfast café explodes*)
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
(*door of breakfast café explodes*)
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
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February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
February 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
February 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
February 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
February 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
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Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion?
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
February 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion?
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
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❌YOU CANNOT FACT-CHECK THIS!❌
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
youtube.com
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM