JohnFosterFic
@jfoster.bsky.social
I write horror and crime fiction, live in Brooklyn and love cooking and martial arts. My wife is the actress Linda Jones and our dog is half pit, half Dutch shepherd and all clown. Though I may wince, you really can choose any pizza toppings you like.
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DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.
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James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
Tried out a new pizza place and while it was squished in transit, it’s delicious.
February 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Tried out a new pizza place and while it was squished in transit, it’s delicious.
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Happy Friday the 13th! The most thematically appropriate day to preorder CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD 4: LIGHTS! CAMERA! FRENDO!
Here’s the beautiful cover art by Matt Ryan Tobin:
Here’s the beautiful cover art by Matt Ryan Tobin:
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Happy Friday the 13th! The most thematically appropriate day to preorder CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD 4: LIGHTS! CAMERA! FRENDO!
Here’s the beautiful cover art by Matt Ryan Tobin:
Here’s the beautiful cover art by Matt Ryan Tobin:
We were teenagers who split off from a group at an amusement park.
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
We were teenagers who split off from a group at an amusement park.
I recently rediscovered the joy of English muffins—how did I let so many years go by? Let me be a cautionary tale, my friends.
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I recently rediscovered the joy of English muffins—how did I let so many years go by? Let me be a cautionary tale, my friends.
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Since the 1970s, the Earth — fueled by greenhouse gas emissions — has been warming at a fairly steady rate.
But 2023, 2024 and 2025 were far warmer than previous trends. A Post analysis shows the warming rate over the past decade increased by 42 percent. https://wapo.st/4qA1kZM
But 2023, 2024 and 2025 were far warmer than previous trends. A Post analysis shows the warming rate over the past decade increased by 42 percent. https://wapo.st/4qA1kZM
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Since the 1970s, the Earth — fueled by greenhouse gas emissions — has been warming at a fairly steady rate.
But 2023, 2024 and 2025 were far warmer than previous trends. A Post analysis shows the warming rate over the past decade increased by 42 percent. https://wapo.st/4qA1kZM
But 2023, 2024 and 2025 were far warmer than previous trends. A Post analysis shows the warming rate over the past decade increased by 42 percent. https://wapo.st/4qA1kZM
They ain’t hiding what they are.
Current state of things: One Fox News host casually declares that Epstein’s money comes from “Jewish billionaires” and a “Jewish banking family,” another responds that he was a “sex rabbi.” www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/jes...
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
They ain’t hiding what they are.
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Dr. Oz appears to have invited Jeffrey Epstein to a Valentines Day party in 2016, long after Epstein pleaded guilty to soliciting sex with underage girls.
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Dr. Oz appears to have invited Jeffrey Epstein to a Valentines Day party in 2016, long after Epstein pleaded guilty to soliciting sex with underage girls.
Holy prehistoric crabs, Batman!
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Holy prehistoric crabs, Batman!
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The UMBRELLA CRAB, Cryptolithodes sitchenchis, a type of sponge crab. 🦀
The flattened, shield-like body covers almost the entire crab, hiding its legs and soft parts. Instead of relying on speed or strong claws, it relies on disguise.
pics ©The Natural History of Bodega Head
#CrabTime #Crabs
The flattened, shield-like body covers almost the entire crab, hiding its legs and soft parts. Instead of relying on speed or strong claws, it relies on disguise.
pics ©The Natural History of Bodega Head
#CrabTime #Crabs
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
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Seal The Deal by Armand Rosamilia
"Would you give up someone else’s life to save your own? Be careful what handshake deals you make. Sometimes it doesn’t work out how you think it will" - Amazon reviewer
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"Would you give up someone else’s life to save your own? Be careful what handshake deals you make. Sometimes it doesn’t work out how you think it will" - Amazon reviewer
buff.ly/3sRhaaJ
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Seal The Deal by Armand Rosamilia
"Would you give up someone else’s life to save your own? Be careful what handshake deals you make. Sometimes it doesn’t work out how you think it will" - Amazon reviewer
buff.ly/3sRhaaJ
"Would you give up someone else’s life to save your own? Be careful what handshake deals you make. Sometimes it doesn’t work out how you think it will" - Amazon reviewer
buff.ly/3sRhaaJ
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Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
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For no particular reason I'm thinking about the time Bill Clinton admitted he smoked pot once in college and it was a month-long administration paralyzing scandal
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
For no particular reason I'm thinking about the time Bill Clinton admitted he smoked pot once in college and it was a month-long administration paralyzing scandal
One of many such signs spotted in our Brooklyn neighborhood tonight.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
One of many such signs spotted in our Brooklyn neighborhood tonight.
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Now on my substack, in partnership with bestie @candacenola.bsky.social’s Uncomfortably Dark Horror: an interview with Felix I.D. Dimaro! open.substack.com/pub/eliza392...
Black Horror Month: Felix DiMaro
Nigerian-Canadian writer Felix DiMaro talks writing, books, and having a voice
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Now on my substack, in partnership with bestie @candacenola.bsky.social’s Uncomfortably Dark Horror: an interview with Felix I.D. Dimaro! open.substack.com/pub/eliza392...