Crabman732
@crabman732.bsky.social
Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy.
JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle.
Let’s hang out, y’all!
JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle.
Let’s hang out, y’all!
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
LAWRENCE COUNTY, TN: “Doctors notes no longer excuse absences…” (Under threat of juvenile court intervention)
Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔
Parents: “How does that make sense?”
Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔
Parents: “How does that make sense?”
July 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
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Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social
Excellent JD Vance content...
Excellent JD Vance content...
May 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social
Excellent JD Vance content...
Excellent JD Vance content...
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
May 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
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DA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
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May 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
April 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
April 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
March 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
(*door of breakfast café explodes*)
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
(*door of breakfast café explodes*)
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
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February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
February 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
February 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
February 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
February 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
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Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion?
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
February 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion?
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
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❌YOU CANNOT FACT-CHECK THIS!❌
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
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January 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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He is absolutely a full on nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
He is absolutely a full on nazi.
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he's not a sympathizer though. id argue he's a full on 100% nazi at this point.
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
he's not a sympathizer though. id argue he's a full on 100% nazi at this point.
the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
January 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
TikTok’s back…and all this was just a political stunt.
This feels gross
This feels gross
January 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
TikTok’s back…and all this was just a political stunt.
This feels gross
This feels gross
It’s only been a few hours since the ban, but the boomers & bootlickers are already out in FORCE a-boomerin’ and a-bootlickin’.
January 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It’s only been a few hours since the ban, but the boomers & bootlickers are already out in FORCE a-boomerin’ and a-bootlickin’.
And that, as they say, is that.
Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi
#tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover
Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi
#tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover
January 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
And that, as they say, is that.
Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi
#tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover
Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi
#tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover
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January 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM