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Crabman732
@crabman732.bsky.social
Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy.

JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle.

Let’s hang out, y’all!
Ben
July 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
May 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…

Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
April 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
April 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
March 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
February 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s only been a few hours since the ban, but the boomers & bootlickers are already out in FORCE a-boomerin’ and a-bootlickin’.
January 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
And that, as they say, is that.
Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi
#tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover
January 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Got a genuine gem on Threads

Meet your new Vice President
January 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Holy Throwback, Batman!
#tiktok #onthisday #vomit
January 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Some very useful info from @rahaeli.bsky.social regarding insurance companies denying coverage for treatments or medications they deem “not medically necessary”…
December 7, 2024 at 6:43 PM