Spurs Masochist
@coyshammy.bsky.social
Extremely fickle Southern California based Tottenham supporter. All about positive vibes but not happy clapping. Have chosen to embrace the pain. COYS! (Also, SF Giants, SJ Sharks, GB Packers, Sacramento Kings and occasional political posts. F.D.T.)
If I was Spurs manager.
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
If I was Spurs manager.
Well jokes on you because we don't even have enough healthy players to make five subs!
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Well jokes on you because we don't even have enough healthy players to make five subs!
I'll allow it, but only if he is personally there to supervise the construction.
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'll allow it, but only if he is personally there to supervise the construction.
I've been in meetings all day and dealing with the unfortunate, but expected passing of one of my employees. I've come up for air just to check and see that as it stands we are 3 points from a relegation spot. Today can suck eggs.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I've been in meetings all day and dealing with the unfortunate, but expected passing of one of my employees. I've come up for air just to check and see that as it stands we are 3 points from a relegation spot. Today can suck eggs.
Slept in and did not watch the match. Now finally worked up the courage to go on Bluesky and have come to the conclusion that this organization is a complete fucking mess. I refuse to blame any players for this. We are witnessing symptoms of a complete organizational failure.
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Slept in and did not watch the match. Now finally worked up the courage to go on Bluesky and have come to the conclusion that this organization is a complete fucking mess. I refuse to blame any players for this. We are witnessing symptoms of a complete organizational failure.
Why are people waxing poetic about Levy? He's responsible for ignoring the call for a "painful rebuild" under Poch that has largely gotten us to where we are now. We don't need him back. We need to identify the common denominator between then and now (*cough* ENIC *cough*)
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Why are people waxing poetic about Levy? He's responsible for ignoring the call for a "painful rebuild" under Poch that has largely gotten us to where we are now. We don't need him back. We need to identify the common denominator between then and now (*cough* ENIC *cough*)
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This is who runs this account.
So they are buying internment camps. These are internment camps. Not detention centers. Not warehouses. Internment camps. Like what we did to the Japanese during WWII. Alternatively, what Hitler did to the Jews during WWII.
BIG news from @bloomberg.com, which confirms that ICE has gone ahead and *purchased* multiple commercial warehouses with the aim of converting them into mass detention camps.
This is likely to be the big detention story of 2026 — literal warehousing of people.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
This is likely to be the big detention story of 2026 — literal warehousing of people.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
ICE Begins Buying ‘Mega’ Warehouse Detention Centers Across US
Plans for such centers and jails in nearly two dozen communities have sparked protests over suitability, proximity to homes and schools.
www.bloomberg.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
So they are buying internment camps. These are internment camps. Not detention centers. Not warehouses. Internment camps. Like what we did to the Japanese during WWII. Alternatively, what Hitler did to the Jews during WWII.
I call bullshit. There's no way they got any Gen Xer to answer their phone from an "unknown caller" number.
Backing up The Argument in NYT/Siena, Gen X still has an astonishing 49% approval for Trump (!), while Boomers have dipped to 42%.
Gen X is currently tracking at 12 pts to the right of the electorate on the generic ballot. Now 9 pts to the right of Boomers, which has to be the largest gap ever.
Gen X is currently tracking at 12 pts to the right of the electorate on the generic ballot. Now 9 pts to the right of Boomers, which has to be the largest gap ever.
January 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I call bullshit. There's no way they got any Gen Xer to answer their phone from an "unknown caller" number.
This is where I'm in complete agreement with TF's "No Dickheads" policy. I don't care how talented you are. If you're an immature selfish prick, you're going to hurt the team.
Reminder: up until the day Vini Jr threw his toys out of the pram against Xabi Alonso.
Real Madrid were top of the league, 7 points ahead of Barcelona, and second in the Champions League.
They are now in the Play-Offs of the Champions League & a point behind Barcelona, second now in the league
Real Madrid were top of the league, 7 points ahead of Barcelona, and second in the Champions League.
They are now in the Play-Offs of the Champions League & a point behind Barcelona, second now in the league
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This is where I'm in complete agreement with TF's "No Dickheads" policy. I don't care how talented you are. If you're an immature selfish prick, you're going to hurt the team.
"He has ended up licking the top of Vicario's crossbar." I beg your pardon, sir?
January 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
"He has ended up licking the top of Vicario's crossbar." I beg your pardon, sir?
Prediction: Frank is kept on into next season because of these injuries, because club leadership thinks he can't be evaluated properly due to the thin squad.
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Prediction: Frank is kept on into next season because of these injuries, because club leadership thinks he can't be evaluated properly due to the thin squad.
Reposted by Spurs Masochist
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
We found TF's burner account!
Btw this is the reason Frank hasn't been sacked. The higher-ups absolutely know he's working miracles with the current squad, and they rightly fear what comes next without him.
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
We found TF's burner account!
It is official. Two teams I have complete indifference towards. I'll catch the commercials online.
Barrelling towards the first Super Bowl in 40 years that I will not be watching.
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It is official. Two teams I have complete indifference towards. I'll catch the commercials online.
Barrelling towards the first Super Bowl in 40 years that I will not be watching.
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Barrelling towards the first Super Bowl in 40 years that I will not be watching.
Frank to Liverpool!
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Frank to Liverpool!
I see the 2nd Amendment only applies to law enforcement and rednecks. And guns are dangerous unless they are used in school shootings. Got it.
ICE's *official* position is concealed carry without brandishing is grounds for summary execution
I didn't think we'd end up with the *2nd* Amendment in the divorce somehow
I didn't think we'd end up with the *2nd* Amendment in the divorce somehow
And here's the official spin
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I see the 2nd Amendment only applies to law enforcement and rednecks. And guns are dangerous unless they are used in school shootings. Got it.