Countess Lita
@countesslita.com
Vtuber on bsky!!
http://twitch.tv/countesslita
http://countesslita.com
I'm also a developer, educator, video game reviewer, and ancient online vampire.
Biz inquiries: litacountess@gmail.com
Posts may contain spiders 🕷
http://twitch.tv/countesslita
http://countesslita.com
I'm also a developer, educator, video game reviewer, and ancient online vampire.
Biz inquiries: litacountess@gmail.com
Posts may contain spiders 🕷
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Can we replace streamers shrieking like they're being actively murdered with the fear harmonica because holy shit we cracked the case, this is it, it's the future
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Can we replace streamers shrieking like they're being actively murdered with the fear harmonica because holy shit we cracked the case, this is it, it's the future
"Damn. It really is a fantasy. Imagine you and your situationship are both the best in the world at your jobs and you have a beautiful cottage made entirely of glass on a lake and also it’s the best sex you’ve ever had???"
it sounds like this show would kill Second Story dead on the spot
it sounds like this show would kill Second Story dead on the spot
Some thoughts on 'Heated Rivalry,' including, but not limited to: ahhhh, mmmm, and [crying emoji] defector.com/some-thought...
Some Thoughts On ‘Heated Rivalry,’ Including, But Not Limited To: Ahhhh, Mmmm, And [Crying Emoji] | Defector
Brandy: Hello Kelsey, I hope you had a lovely Christmas. Kelsey: Hello Brandy, if by “Christmas” you mean “the season finale of the hit show Heated Rivalry starring Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams ...
defector.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Damn. It really is a fantasy. Imagine you and your situationship are both the best in the world at your jobs and you have a beautiful cottage made entirely of glass on a lake and also it’s the best sex you’ve ever had???"
it sounds like this show would kill Second Story dead on the spot
it sounds like this show would kill Second Story dead on the spot
if I hit 2k followers On Here I will read and spork Second Story's crappy serial novel
I can't promise that will be super interesting though because it's incredibly boring. like it's not video essay material because there's no there there
I can't promise that will be super interesting though because it's incredibly boring. like it's not video essay material because there's no there there
Starting to wonder if I should review her terrible book but God help me it's so boring that I really didn't make it very far
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
if I hit 2k followers On Here I will read and spork Second Story's crappy serial novel
I can't promise that will be super interesting though because it's incredibly boring. like it's not video essay material because there's no there there
I can't promise that will be super interesting though because it's incredibly boring. like it's not video essay material because there's no there there
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In conclusion, this should win Best Picture:
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In conclusion, this should win Best Picture:
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Time to put together my MAGFest slides
December 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Time to put together my MAGFest slides
I'm really glad to see more creators clapping back at this woman because her slut-shamey videos are very bad!!
The Second Story, AKA author Hilary Layne, recently put out a video claiming that the fall of modern writing and storytelling can be traced to fanfiction. That the process of writing fanfiction has utterly ruined...everything.
I want to set the record straight.
I want to set the record straight.
The Second Story Thinks Fanfiction Ruined Modern Writing. She's Wrong.
YouTube video by Anthony Gramuglia
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm really glad to see more creators clapping back at this woman because her slut-shamey videos are very bad!!
Oh no
We've got a new Patreon exclusive video out just for you!
This time in @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's lore readings, he's attempting to read the lore of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Available now at our $5 tier!
This time in @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's lore readings, he's attempting to read the lore of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Available now at our $5 tier!
[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] Yahtzee Attempts to Read the Lore of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Second Wind
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December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh no
To the Moon: 2011 Freebird Games
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
To the Moon: 2011 Freebird Games
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To the influx of artists and people about to join in from another stupid move by shitty bird app, actually use this place. Genuinely, if you just make an account and leave, then there's no point. Try to post here whenever you can.
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
To the influx of artists and people about to join in from another stupid move by shitty bird app, actually use this place. Genuinely, if you just make an account and leave, then there's no point. Try to post here whenever you can.
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The great thing about this shirt is that it outs the most annoying and joyless people you'll ever see
Xenoblade - One Big Happy Family t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/FPn65wa #ad
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The great thing about this shirt is that it outs the most annoying and joyless people you'll ever see
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, MUTANTS!
a cartoon of deadpool wearing a santa hat holding a sign that says merry christmas
ALT: a cartoon of deadpool wearing a santa hat holding a sign that says merry christmas
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December 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MUTANTS!
Have some good Christmas vibes
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Have some good Christmas vibes
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If Vince Guaraldi had known the actual A Charlie Brown Christmas assignment: "Compose iconic score that people will love forever," he could have been intimidated. Instead, "Write music for weird show CBS might not even air" probably freed him up to do his best work.
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If Vince Guaraldi had known the actual A Charlie Brown Christmas assignment: "Compose iconic score that people will love forever," he could have been intimidated. Instead, "Write music for weird show CBS might not even air" probably freed him up to do his best work.
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'G.I. Joe: The Movie' has long been a sore spot for the creators, but its current reappraisal has allowed Buzz Dixon to embrace his work. He doesn't mince words about Duke, though: "No, I killed that sucker dead."
'G.I. Joe' Story Editor Buzz Dixon Is Embracing the Movie Now
'G.I. Joe: The Movie' has long been a sore spot for the creators, but its current reappraisal has allowed Buzz Dixon to embrace his work.
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
'G.I. Joe: The Movie' has long been a sore spot for the creators, but its current reappraisal has allowed Buzz Dixon to embrace his work. He doesn't mince words about Duke, though: "No, I killed that sucker dead."
YouTube took down my No Mercy video ON CHRISTMAS and gave me a strike lmaooo Merry Christmas you YouTube jerks wth
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
YouTube took down my No Mercy video ON CHRISTMAS and gave me a strike lmaooo Merry Christmas you YouTube jerks wth
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john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Don't forget why we are celebrating today
March 31, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Don't forget why we are celebrating today
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happy festivus everyone!
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
happy festivus everyone!
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This is legit one of the best horror games I've ever come across. Its one of those games that shift my view of some aspect of the craft I'm in.
What Look Outside gets what cosmic horror IS.
Vast. Ruinous. Indifferent. And soul crushingly cruel to the everyday people caught in its gaze.
What Look Outside gets what cosmic horror IS.
Vast. Ruinous. Indifferent. And soul crushingly cruel to the everyday people caught in its gaze.
Hey folks, I'm gonna start a new recommendation thread, and because I very recently did a huge thread of 50 indie game recommendations, it might be a little shorter, and I'll be aiming for NO OVERLAPS! Are you ready?
1. Look Outside
I'll be brief. Just play this immediately, trust me.
1. Look Outside
I'll be brief. Just play this immediately, trust me.
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This is legit one of the best horror games I've ever come across. Its one of those games that shift my view of some aspect of the craft I'm in.
What Look Outside gets what cosmic horror IS.
Vast. Ruinous. Indifferent. And soul crushingly cruel to the everyday people caught in its gaze.
What Look Outside gets what cosmic horror IS.
Vast. Ruinous. Indifferent. And soul crushingly cruel to the everyday people caught in its gaze.
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One Debuff I have as an old streamer is that I do NOT get scared by horror anymore. There's no way for me to clip farm my screams of terror because they don't exist. A monster jumps out at me, and I just kiss it instead of yelling. A kiss so passionate it scares the monster.
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One Debuff I have as an old streamer is that I do NOT get scared by horror anymore. There's no way for me to clip farm my screams of terror because they don't exist. A monster jumps out at me, and I just kiss it instead of yelling. A kiss so passionate it scares the monster.
