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Countess Lita
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Vtuber on bsky!!
http://twitch.tv/countesslita
http://countesslita.com
I'm also a developer, educator, video game reviewer, and ancient online vampire.
Biz inquiries: litacountess@gmail.com
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Starting Silent Hill f this week! I've avoided spoilers so it should be a good scary Saturday!
On Tuesday I'll continue the Star Rail 3.6 story that ended with a bang last night.
And Thursday... weird games night!!
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this is so beautiful and also it makes you think (assuming you have a curious mind)
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just give him a monocle and dapper coat
"oh my god he's so hot, he's my everything"
him:
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
BTW I'm writing a book
seems like a necessary post
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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spiders, print ad screenshot & caption, arcade (1982) archive.org/details/play...
August 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
based cluster of games on this chart whatever you want to call them!

reminds me I wanted to see if Make It Good could be a stream somehow
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don't mean to brag but if you join my Discord I do post previews about upcoming streams I'm planning and I'm pretty excited about next week's lineup
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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To save you a click, the list is:

Ambrosio
Minsky
Two of Everything
Caddy Shack 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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>your game looks so cute
the game:
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
idk why franchise owners suddenly care so much about canon where it comes to bringing back dead characters. First Kylo Ren now Bond. What is this? Is this CinemaSins Disease?

If CinemaSins Disease is terminal can we just kill all the old franchises and start a bunch of new ones?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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important note for the writers room when thinking about “canon”
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
He knows what women want (Fishmen, monsters, etc)
I think that Del Toro may be one of the finest femgaze directors in Hollywood
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Looked up the ship name and I'm not disappointed

shipping.fandom.com/wiki/Screwhe...
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
wait Betty Boop! now someone can do a comic about marrying her
Looking at what's entering the public domain in January, and it looks like 2026 belongs to the girls.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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If you don't know this yet, this is the new cookie stealing scam online.

A friend you talk to will contact you letting you know they developed a game and they want you to test it out for a few minutes.

they then send a link to a random site, and it will steal your cookies and stuff
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm not one to cry lawsuit over small things but we gotta reclaim "Beast Mode" for the Transformers people
www.dexerto.com/youtube/mrbe...
MrBeast is launching his own ‘Beast Land’ theme park, but it’s in Saudi Arabia - Dexerto
YouTube star MrBeast has revealed his own theme park, but fans in North America will have to travel across the globe to get there.
www.dexerto.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Starting Silent Hill f this week! I've avoided spoilers so it should be a good scary Saturday!
On Tuesday I'll continue the Star Rail 3.6 story that ended with a bang last night.
And Thursday... weird games night!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I Promise I Didn't Mean To Do That
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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It should be extra illegal to text/call/email/pop up spam you about "feedback."
a petty thing I feel very strongly about is that it should be illegal for a company to email you just because you visited its website. stop that. stop that at once. no I did not buy your item and now I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR ITEM.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A day or two late but THE EVENT IS HERE!

WELCOME TO CREATE MONTH!

You don't have to join the Discord to participate, but our server is open for anyone interested!)

#CreateMonth2025
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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artist: hey boss, new concept came in...unique npc...the producer character for Anis' idol subplot, and...oh no..."she must be visibly over 30 but fit nikke's chara design ethos". But how?!?

lead: ...

artist: OK, i'll send it back t-

lead: Wait. give me the tablet, i'm about to hauve covid
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
all of you people....

you're just going to be nice
I remember when Ubisoft first pushed The Division, they assumed all players would start backstabbing and brutally murdering each other, and the early trailers had dramatically acted player betrayals happening.

yeah, turns out people didn't care. They had to patch in a bunch of PVE content.
It really is this way 😅
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM