Count Arthur Strong
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More red vin rouge wine
Any New Year resolutions Arthur?
Mine are to cut right back on chocolate and trolling Count Arthur Strong LOL
Mine are to cut right back on chocolate and trolling Count Arthur Strong LOL
January 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
More red vin rouge wine
Thank you June! If it were up to me I’d be on the box all the flipping time! I’ll keep you posted! Happy New Year to you!
Will you be on TV any time soon? Love your shows. Happy New Year, we need people who make us smile.
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Thank you June! If it were up to me I’d be on the box all the flipping time! I’ll keep you posted! Happy New Year to you!
Not both at the same time, surely!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Happy New Year Count Arthur, in the hope that we will see you and that Delaney fellow in 2026!
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Not both at the same time, surely!
V
Argos. It's Bush - none of your rubbish.
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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I meant the VD
Argos. It's Bush - none of your rubbish.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I meant the VD
Where did you get it from?
It can't be something @herring1967.bsky.social's done, Arthur, as I gave up on the DVD player after trying your DVD 30 times.
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Where did you get it from?
Unless it’s something Richard Herring’s done?
It's put a dampener on our Christmas, Arthur. I may have to get Rumbelows to change the valves.
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Unless it’s something Richard Herring’s done?
Must be the telly
Bought the Spinal Tap 2 DVD, @countarthurstrong.bsky.social's Christmas Carol DVD and @herring1967.bsky.social's Can I Have My Ball Back DVD as Christmas viewing for me and my missus, and our TV's built-in DVD player won't work.
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Must be the telly
Happy New ear
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social
Arthur all the best(but you won’t need it)for next year and if you want someone to test hear your new audio books next year I’m your man 🏴🏴👍👍🏴🏴
Arthur all the best(but you won’t need it)for next year and if you want someone to test hear your new audio books next year I’m your man 🏴🏴👍👍🏴🏴
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Happy New ear
Happy New Year!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Happy New Year, when it comes. Get yourself back on the wireless, you're much missed.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Happy New Year!
And you Alan!
Wishing you a wonderful 2026 my friend!
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
And you Alan!
Thank you! Happy New Year to you!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Happy New Year Count Arthur, in the hope that we will see you and that Delaney fellow in 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thank you! Happy New Year to you!
Well I do
Is it just me or does everyone else read these tweets in his voice? 😆🤷🏼♀️
I’ll do it as soon as that million hits the bank
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Well I do
I’ll do it as soon as that million hits the bank
If you had a million pounds Arthur you could send everyone on here who follows you a cheque for approximately £382.56, wouldn't that be a lovely gesture?
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’ll do it as soon as that million hits the bank
It all adds up!
I've got some Our Price vouchers I can send your way.
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It all adds up!
Very good
DM me your bank details and I'll get on it.
December 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Very good
26p would slow thing down quite considerably, Lucy. Can you not take some bottles back?
If you think you can con daft middle-aged women out of their life savings then I've sent you 26p.
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
26p would slow thing down quite considerably, Lucy. Can you not take some bottles back?
There'a a paisley patterned dickie-bow I've had my eye on
What would you do with a million pounds Arthur?
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
There'a a paisley patterned dickie-bow I've had my eye on
Many thanks
On it's way, Count Arthur. You should have said sooner. Happy New Year.
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Many thanks
Here we go again. Trump has told the UK that if we want a UK-US tech deal, we need to buy chlorinated chicken from the US! 🤢🐔 How dare he try and impose poor food standards in Britain. Sign the petition to keep chlorine-washed chicken off our shelves: 38d.gs/cc-df
Sign the petition to keep chlorine-washed chicken off our shelves
Here we go again. Trump has told the UK that if we want a UK-US tech deal, we need to buy chlorinated chicken from the US! 🤢🐔 How dare he try to impose poor food standards in Britain. Sign the petitio...
38d.gs
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Here we go again. Trump has told the UK that if we want a UK-US tech deal, we need to buy chlorinated chicken from the US! 🤢🐔 How dare he try and impose poor food standards in Britain. Sign the petition to keep chlorine-washed chicken off our shelves: 38d.gs/cc-df
If everybody that followed me on here, gave me a postal order for £382.56, I'd have a million pounds
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If everybody that followed me on here, gave me a postal order for £382.56, I'd have a million pounds
I’m never knowingly under sold
I always presumed you were quite inexpensive but never free. 🤷♂️
December 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m never knowingly under sold
and, unusually, I'm free!
Mister Grainger from 'Are You Being Served?', more like.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
and, unusually, I'm free!
Now you're talking!
Baddest, sorry. Hermione Baddely.
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Now you're talking!
Of course! It is/was Christmas, after all!
Okok no killing of newborns this year, noted. Can I have some of this wine instead, though? 😆
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Of course! It is/was Christmas, after all!