Gary Percival
@a11who.bsky.social
In This Grave Lies Gary Percival, An Atheist Who Hopes God Is Merciful.
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I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social A French young pretender!
‘I have actually become a star’: Louvre heist mystery ‘fedora man’ uncovered – video
‘I have actually become a star’: Louvre heist mystery ‘fedora man’ uncovered – video
The French teenager became an internet sensation after a press photographer captured him outside the museum on the day of the heist
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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social A French young pretender!
Prisoner swap for Sarkozy?
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Cornwall park boss 'pretty certain' missing flamingo is in France
Photos show a flamingo on a beach in Finistere which a Paradise Park director believes is Frankie.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Prisoner swap for Sarkozy?
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The BBC should get Celia Imrie's bum to apologise to Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The BBC should get Celia Imrie's bum to apologise to Trump.
Don't go dressed for the runs.
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Robby's Indian Dining in Kingswinford bans tracksuits on Fridays
Owner Mohammed Siddique says he does not want other customers to be
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November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Don't go dressed for the runs.
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I accept your nomination and will work tirelessly to get shows like mine back where they belong. For decent money
I nominate @countarthurstrong.bsky.social as new BBC Director General.
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I accept your nomination and will work tirelessly to get shows like mine back where they belong. For decent money
I nominate @countarthurstrong.bsky.social as new BBC Director General.
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
Davie tells staff departure was “my own decision” but it comes with the BBC preparing to apologise for the way it edited a Trump speech
Tim Davie, the BBC’s director general, and the head of BBC News have resigned after a former adviser to the corporation accused it of “serious and systemic” bias in its coverage of issues including Donald Trump, Gaza and trans rights.
In a shock move, Davie said his depature was his own, but comes with the BBC preparing to apologise for the way the broadcaster edited a Donald Trump speech. Continue reading...
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November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I nominate @countarthurstrong.bsky.social as new BBC Director General.
@herring1967.bsky.social Hey, Rich - apparently, the latest craze among kids is to keep saying "6-7". The Guardian have run several articles on it and seem mystified as to the reason for it. Clearly, the kids are celebrating 1967, the year of your birth!
Are your kids obsessed with ‘6-7’? Here’s my plan to break the spell | Dave Schilling
Are your kids obsessed with ‘6-7’? Here’s my plan to break the spell | Dave Schilling
Rules seem unlikely to help – kids will just rebel. Instead, try saying it all the time yourself
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November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social Hey, Rich - apparently, the latest craze among kids is to keep saying "6-7". The Guardian have run several articles on it and seem mystified as to the reason for it. Clearly, the kids are celebrating 1967, the year of your birth!
NORTH SEA GASTRIC BANDS.
Thousands of offshore North Sea oil and gas jobs at risk under new weight limits
Thousands of offshore North Sea oil and gas jobs at risk under new weight limits
Workers need to meet 124.7kg limit by next November, which trade body says is required to ensure safety
Thousands of North Sea oil and gas workers risk losing their jobs on offshore rigs unless they lose weight within the next year.
Workers who weigh more than 124.7kg (19.5 st) fully clothed will need to shed some pounds by next November or risk being barred from working offshore, according to the industry’s trade body. Continue reading...
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November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
NORTH SEA GASTRIC BANDS.
🎶Everybody needs good Neigh-bours...
Newmarket horse owner receives notice of complaint over ‘constant neighing’
Newmarket horse owner receives notice of complaint over ‘constant neighing’
Local council writes Mandy Young about animals she kept at her home 10 miles from famous racecourse
It is known as the “headquarters of horse racing”, with its equine heritage stretching to the 17th century. But one resident near Newmarket has apparently had enough – and complained to the local council about the neighing horses.
Mandy Young, a horse owner based about 10 miles from the famous racecourse, said she received a notice of the complaint in the post, and was told it was to do with the “constant neighing” of her animals. Continue reading...
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November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🎶Everybody needs good Neigh-bours...
It's Friday! Time to dance!
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youtu.be/5KnYlinvvHU?...
Hazel O'Connor - D-Days
YouTube video by Golden 80s music
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November 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It's Friday! Time to dance!
youtu.be/5KnYlinvvHU?...
youtu.be/5KnYlinvvHU?...
If the 3I/Atlas comet turns out to be a Vogon ship and Musk gets a Trillian...
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
If the 3I/Atlas comet turns out to be a Vogon ship and Musk gets a Trillian...
King gains epithet of 'Music Legend', presumably for Love & Pride.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
King gains epithet of 'Music Legend', presumably for Love & Pride.
Very sad news. A wonderful actress.
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Pauline Collins, star of Shirley Valentine, dies at aged 85
Her family said she died peacefully in her London care home having had Parkinson's for several years.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Very sad news. A wonderful actress.
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Should have called it Rump Of The Bailey.
Is Kim Kardashian’s legal drama All’s Fair really the worst TV show of all time?
Is Kim Kardashian’s legal drama All’s Fair really the worst TV show of all time?
Ryan Murphy’s glossy, star-packed new show has received some of the most shocking reviews we’ve seen for a long time, including many zero star takes
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November 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Should have called it Rump Of The Bailey.
Danish Streaky.
Danes are Europe’s keenest nudists in principle and practice, survey suggests
Danes are Europe’s keenest nudists in principle and practice, survey suggests
YouGov study of six countries finds those in Denmark most likely to approve of nudism and have been naked in public
Germans may have a hard-won reputation for being Europe’s most enthusiastic nudists, but a survey suggests Danes are not only more accepting of stripping off in public, but more likely to have actually done so.
The YouGov survey of six western European countries – the UK, Denmark, France, Germany, Italy and Spain – found that Danes were the most likely to say it was perfectly OK to bare all in public places – and to have followed through. Continue reading...
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November 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Danish Streaky.
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Eric Idle.
See Google.
See Google.
I know what I want on my headstone: "In this grave lies Gary Percival, an atheist who hopes God is merciful". Any thoughts as to what you want, Eric?
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Eric Idle.
See Google.
See Google.
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Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres to sell off land
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres to sell off land
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s Reform cabinet member for social care owns private care company
Lancashire’s Reform-run council has been accused of “selling off the family silver” with plans to save £4m a year by closing five council-run care homes and five day centres and selling off the land.
One of the care home residents, a 92-year-old woman, said she would leave only by “being forcibly removed or in a box”. Continue reading...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres to sell off land
'Urgently' in inverted commas implies they can't be arsed.
Police ‘urgently’ looking for prisoner freed by mistake in London
Police ‘urgently’ looking for prisoner freed by mistake in London
Algerian man, 24, ‘released in error’ from HMP Wandsworth two days after stronger checks for jails were brought in
Police have launched an urgent manhunt for a second asylum-seeking prisoner mistakenly freed, two days after the justice secretary, David Lammy, brought in stronger checks for jails.
The 24-year-old Algerian was wrongly released from Wandsworth prison in south London last Wednesday, with the Metropolitan police only informed this week. Continue reading...
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November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
'Urgently' in inverted commas implies they can't be arsed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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In French chat gpt sounds like "chatte j'ai pété" which means "pussy I farted". Every time a French person talks about chat gpt it sounds like they are saying "pussy I farted"
We don't talk about this enough
We don't talk about this enough
June 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
In French chat gpt sounds like "chatte j'ai pété" which means "pussy I farted". Every time a French person talks about chat gpt it sounds like they are saying "pussy I farted"
We don't talk about this enough
We don't talk about this enough