CosmicCharlie97
@cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social
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My coworkers are in for a real treat today.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My coworkers are in for a real treat today.
Please don't bother bagging up after your dog if you're not going to take it with you. Mother Nature is way more efficient at making shit disappear than you are, obviously.
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Please don't bother bagging up after your dog if you're not going to take it with you. Mother Nature is way more efficient at making shit disappear than you are, obviously.
TIL the guys in Motley Crue are older than me.
You guys should know better.
You guys should know better.
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
TIL the guys in Motley Crue are older than me.
You guys should know better.
You guys should know better.
It was a good run, but I'm not sad to see KC out of the playoffs. No shade on them; I'm just sick of seeing them every... goddamn... year...
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It was a good run, but I'm not sad to see KC out of the playoffs. No shade on them; I'm just sick of seeing them every... goddamn... year...
I love it when people in suits complain about the high price of chewing tobacco. Get over it, Cletus.
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I love it when people in suits complain about the high price of chewing tobacco. Get over it, Cletus.
Just heard Tony Romo talking about LaMarr Jackson's "explosive runs" and my first thought was, "Please, not while I'm eating."
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just heard Tony Romo talking about LaMarr Jackson's "explosive runs" and my first thought was, "Please, not while I'm eating."
50 years ago today, right about now, I smoked weed for the first time.
May you all have a blessed day.
May you all have a blessed day.
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
50 years ago today, right about now, I smoked weed for the first time.
May you all have a blessed day.
May you all have a blessed day.
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Please be advised l will not be doing knee bends at the airport.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Please be advised l will not be doing knee bends at the airport.
Did all my stuff online to expedite this moment of medical BS. Now waiting for the sloth before me to use up my appointment time.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Did all my stuff online to expedite this moment of medical BS. Now waiting for the sloth before me to use up my appointment time.
There's a lot of Flu Fighters puns in this professional medical waiting room.
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There's a lot of Flu Fighters puns in this professional medical waiting room.
She looked at me. "You ready?"
"Hit me .."
She jabbed the needle into my shoulder.
Aah... Precious flu prevention..
"Hit me .."
She jabbed the needle into my shoulder.
Aah... Precious flu prevention..
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
She looked at me. "You ready?"
"Hit me .."
She jabbed the needle into my shoulder.
Aah... Precious flu prevention..
"Hit me .."
She jabbed the needle into my shoulder.
Aah... Precious flu prevention..
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I don't need to "let that sink in." You can just end your post with what you have to say. I have excellent reading comprehension. Thank you.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don't need to "let that sink in." You can just end your post with what you have to say. I have excellent reading comprehension. Thank you.
"Is that a douche nozzle?"
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Is that a douche nozzle?"
Oh look @ohpipedown.bsky.social , it's that day again. You're a Beatles song now.
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Oh look @ohpipedown.bsky.social , it's that day again. You're a Beatles song now.
Even though they changed their name, can I still call the Washington football team The Foreskins?
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Even though they changed their name, can I still call the Washington football team The Foreskins?
My recording of the Kraken game was preempted by Popeye cartoons. I'm 17 again, smoking out and watching cuckolding, verbal abuse and feminine manipulation. Upside: I cheer like a mofo every time Bluto gets his comeuppance.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My recording of the Kraken game was preempted by Popeye cartoons. I'm 17 again, smoking out and watching cuckolding, verbal abuse and feminine manipulation. Upside: I cheer like a mofo every time Bluto gets his comeuppance.
"I'm comin' for your quack."
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"I'm comin' for your quack."
In the near-five decades I've been a cashier, this is the first time I've had a dedicated book of rolling papers. Also the first time I have burned through a book of rolling papers at work. I'm looking at you through squinted eye, Raw Papers ..
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In the near-five decades I've been a cashier, this is the first time I've had a dedicated book of rolling papers. Also the first time I have burned through a book of rolling papers at work. I'm looking at you through squinted eye, Raw Papers ..
Night of the Tiny Dildos...
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Night of the Tiny Dildos...
It's a day for colon blockers...
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's a day for colon blockers...
Spunky, the Xmas Sperm!
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spunky, the Xmas Sperm!
Thanksgiving: When I make eye contact with a long-time, long- not-seen customer and we share a smile that says, "You're still alive. Good!"
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thanksgiving: When I make eye contact with a long-time, long- not-seen customer and we share a smile that says, "You're still alive. Good!"
I try to keep my life as AI-free as possible, but confess I did ask it how to restart my phone the other day.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I try to keep my life as AI-free as possible, but confess I did ask it how to restart my phone the other day.
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/