CosmicCharlie97
@cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social
Poster Child For The Easily Amused
Listening to 1970s group America, and wondering how much acid they took to see "alligator lizards in the air..."
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Listening to 1970s group America, and wondering how much acid they took to see "alligator lizards in the air..."
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
"Is that a douche nozzle?"
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Is that a douche nozzle?"
In the near-five decades I've been a cashier, this is the first time I've had a dedicated book of rolling papers. Also the first time I have burned through a book of rolling papers at work. I'm looking at you through squinted eye, Raw Papers ..
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In the near-five decades I've been a cashier, this is the first time I've had a dedicated book of rolling papers. Also the first time I have burned through a book of rolling papers at work. I'm looking at you through squinted eye, Raw Papers ..
Night of the Tiny Dildos...
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Night of the Tiny Dildos...
It's a day for colon blockers...
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's a day for colon blockers...
Spunky, the Xmas Sperm!
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spunky, the Xmas Sperm!
"In today's edition of Dollar Store Proctologist..."
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"In today's edition of Dollar Store Proctologist..."
Now for Halloween, the new Gummy WTF. It came off my shoe.
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Now for Halloween, the new Gummy WTF. It came off my shoe.
Driver told everyone that we were at the closest protest stop. (Not exactly.) But it opened up some seats!
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Driver told everyone that we were at the closest protest stop. (Not exactly.) But it opened up some seats!
There's a few people heading downtown today. My commute is disrupted...
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There's a few people heading downtown today. My commute is disrupted...
There's a pack of wild dogs terrorizing 4th Avenue.
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There's a pack of wild dogs terrorizing 4th Avenue.
Crack roses are back! Get 'em while they're hot. Ow, sonofabitch, brillo not included.
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Crack roses are back! Get 'em while they're hot. Ow, sonofabitch, brillo not included.
Tonight's happy doodles.
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tonight's happy doodles.
The nerve of some people's kids.
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The nerve of some people's kids.
Time to make the donuts. But first, a little inspiration...
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Time to make the donuts. But first, a little inspiration...
I always turn off halftime. I switch over to Celebrity Deathmatch with referee Judge Mills Lane. "Let's get it on!"
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I always turn off halftime. I switch over to Celebrity Deathmatch with referee Judge Mills Lane. "Let's get it on!"
Washington St Week in Review:
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Washington St Week in Review:
There's been no one on the bus since I got on. Blissful quiet. My usual commute is anything but restful.
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There's been no one on the bus since I got on. Blissful quiet. My usual commute is anything but restful.
"Beef, Chicken, or Cirrhosis?"
September 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Beef, Chicken, or Cirrhosis?"
Juicy Cooter.
September 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Juicy Cooter.