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Keals
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Dual citizen living in the dark place.
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Dear World: what will it take to convince you to boycott the World Cup and Olympics? Does this help?

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
ICE plans to be camped out at the Super Bowl looking for migrants
Department of Homeland Security to send federal agents the Super Bowl between Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots in California but insists the law-abiding ‘have nothing to fear’
www.independent.co.uk
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Note that Karoline Leavitt refuses to answer when asked if Trump backs Miller calling Pretti a "domestic terrorist."

It's now clear Vance miscalculated badly by rushing out to smear the victims and declare ICE has total immunity. This is getting away from them.

newrepublic.com/article/2056...
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I think we’ve reached the point where anyone who wants to win elected leadership needs to make their platform to excise MAGA from this country like the cancer it is, to prosecute and jail these perpetrators of evil. To expose pedophiles, to tax the billionaires and to destroy everything Trump did.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
What is taking SCOTUS so fucking long to slap down Trump Tariffs once and for all?
January 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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My money’s on Grok, fwiw.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Invoke the 25th Amendment.
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Maybe it’s time to head back to the drawing board when your AI’s two main functions are CSAM and Antisemitism.
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Ah yes it’s totally a one-off private event when labeled Fridays, plural, and not an actual embarrassing segment you had planned on running and which was so embarrassing that the featured struggling whisky brand was even publicly pretending they had no idea about it and said they weren’t involved.
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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welcome to america. there are three jobs left: ice guy, burrito taxi driver, and professional gambler
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This seems obvious, but DHS continuing to lie about MN when there’s video is that literally nobody believes their story about Portland shooting. Any way you slice it, ICE looks like shit every time this happens. So thanks for lying Kristi, you’re actually helping ensure the eventual end of ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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This is the Kent State of our time
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Just shoot this straight into my veins.
that’s how you kick things off and that’s the exact energy we’re going to need after the next Dem president takes office

just because the last guy technically held the office didn’t mean he wasn’t a corrupt mess and we shouldn’t throw everything he did out wholesale
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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AOC: New York City has chosen the ambitious pursuit of universal childcare, affordable rents and housing and clean and dignified public transit for all. We have chosen that over the distractions of bigotry and the barbarism of extreme income inequality
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM